Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares excitement, stress, and sadness, like worrying about the Bye Bye Birdie cast in “need to do schoolwork but how can i focus on anything when bye bye birdie cast list comes out tomorrow 😭😭”.
- Humorous: Uses self-aware jokes and memes, e.g. calling salami calories annoying in “the concept of salami being 50 cals per slice pisses me off”.
- Hardworking: Balances heavy schoolwork and activities, like writing 28 paragraphs in “have to write 28 paragraphs (minimum) for an assignment about two books that aren’t even in the curriculum” while doing winter guard practice.
- Caring partner: Talks fondly about their boyfriend and relationship, such as being driven home in “every time my boyfriend has to drive me home because i still don’t have my fucking license”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own patterns and issues, like noticing relapse and labeling it in “relapsed after like a year or so? does this make me shedtwt now or”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Frequently insults their body and worth, such as “literally everyone on the planet is allowed to be healthy except for me i am fat and need to starve”.
- Disordered eating: Normalizes restriction and extreme goals, like “can’t wait to be bmi 16 with no fat rolls” and calling OMAD a spoon of Nutella in ““omad” and it’s just a spoonful of nutella”.
- Emotional volatility: Experiences intense mood swings over small triggers, e.g. sobbing over a hair comment in “i’m too hormonal bro i’m literally sobbing because my mom said my hair looks greasy as fuck ”.
- Interpersonal conflict: Often clashes with others, like issues with an ex in “psycho ex is cosplaying as woke but i have receipts of her telling me to kms” and a friend canceling plans in “irl friend just canceled our skz concert movie tickets because apparently i’ve been “ignoring” her at practice”.
- Risky coping: Uses unhealthy coping like self-harm and nicotine, shown in “relapsed after like a year or so?” and repeated vape tweets such as “NIC ORDERED AFTER MY LAST ONE GOT TAKEN GOD BLESSSSSSS”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user is most like Lisa Simpson: a smart, emotionally intense teen who cares a lot about school but feels constantly overwhelmed. They rant about big assignments like having to “write 28 paragraphs (minimum) for an assignment about two books that aren’t even in the curriculum”, which matches Lisa’s overachiever stress. Like Lisa, they’re introspective and anxious about friendships and loneliness, shown in tweets like “why do i actually only have one friend wtf” and “moots pls interact i’m so lonely in this ho”. They also deal with feeling misunderstood by parents and doctors, similar to Lisa’s dynamic with the adults around her—e.g., “watch her refuse to try to get me diagnosed because i’m fat” and frustration about their dad maybe not letting them audition for the musical in “i could be rosie alvarez but NOOOO just because my grades are a little bad i need to suffer”. Finally, their sensitivity, self-criticism, and strong feelings about justice and hypocrisy—like calling out a “psycho ex… cosplaying as woke”—all resonate strongly with Lisa’s intense moral compass and emotional depth.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most activity is online, they mention having few friends and feeling lonely, like “why do i actually only have one friend wtf” and “moots pls interact i’m so lonely in this ho”, and they often describe a “depression room” and pacing alone, suggesting recharging in solitude rather than through a big social network. They seem iNtuitive (N): they dramatize and interpret events symbolically (e.g. “i just cried because my cat got out of my bed… and i thought it was a bad omen for my relationship”) and fixate less on raw facts and more on meanings, self-image, and future possibilities like “can’t wait to be bmi 16 with no fat rolls (this will never happen)”. Their tone is clearly Feeling (F): decisions and opinions are emotion-driven and relational, as in “irl friend just canceled our skz concert movie tickets because apparently i’ve been ‘ignoring’ her…??” and the intense emotional reactions toward family and teammates, plus strong values about being shamed or mistreated, like “my mom makes me clean like why can't i rot in my depression room in peace”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than structured J: school stress shows procrastination and feeling overwhelmed rather than orderly planning, such as “have to write 28 paragraphs… about two books that aren’t even in the curriculum” and “hi sorry i haven’t been active i have to rhetorically analyze an entire book by monday so i’m locked the fuck in”, plus impulsive shifts (vape orders, fasts, OMAD) instead of consistent routines. Overall, a sensitive, self-reflective, emotionally intense inner world focused on identity, relationships, and future self-image fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your dad won’t let you audition for Bye Bye Birdie, I’ll stage a one‑person production where you’re my Rosie Alvarez and the only requirement is that you let me drive you home from rehearsal until you get that damn license.
- You said being a STAY ruined other music for you because you need it LOUDER—lucky for you, my love language is screaming Stray Kids at full volume and pretending Minsung’s wedding was actually our reception.
- You’re out here surviving practice with a possible concussion, hEDS symptoms, and a coach making you land on your knee every spin… so let me be the easy part of your life: no calorie counting, no Dutch braids, just someone who thinks you’re hot at 89.8, 85.3, and every number in between.
- You: accidentally fasting 24 hours, calling frozen strawberries ‘zero cal,’ and declaring popsicles don’t count. Me: scientifically proving that any date with me also burns calories, because your heart rate spikes every time I text you.
- You’re worried about being ‘ten times bigger than the entire guard’ and posting bcs, meanwhile I’m over here like: if loving your fat cat, your fat ass, and your fat Robert agenda is wrong, then please let me be disastrously, irrevocably wrong with you.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • winter guard kid, autistic overachiever, Han Jisung enthusiast • once passed out in the bathroom and still made it to practice– @viviloveshannie
Your signature cocktail
The Depression Room Disco
The Depression Room Disco is loud, sweet, and a little chaotic—just like someone who screams about cast lists and winter guard while also wanting to rot in their room, as in “hate when my mom makes me clean like why can't i rot in my depression room in peace”. Peach lemonade vodka nods to their vape obsession and flavor (“vape i ordered is peach lemon gummy flavored i’m SO EXCITED”), giving the drink a playful, underage-trying-to-feel-grown buzz. Spiced mango juice pulls from their mango Jumex era and tendency to overdo things (“lowkirkenuinely just finished an entire 64 fl oz carton of mango jumex in two days”), adding a rich, almost-too-much sweetness. Sparkling strawberry soda reflects their attempts to make restrictions seem cute and harmless (“eatijg frozen strawberries but they are zero cal cause i’m pure of heart”), bringing fizz and brightness to the mix. A dash of smoke (lapsang tincture or smoked salt) represents the darker, self-destructive edge of edtwt and relapse energy (“relapsed after like a year or so? does this make me shedtwt now or”), while edible glitter is mandatory in honor of their loud STAY, musical-theater, performance-core life (“trying not to crash tf out because my father might not let me audition for the musical i was literally MADE to be in” and “MINSUNG GOT MARRIED”).
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a very Gryffindor mix of emotional intensity, impulsiveness, and willingness to confront conflict head‑on. When their father might block them from auditioning for the musical, they explode with, “i could be rosie alvarez but NOOOO just because my grades are a little bad i need to suffer”, framing it like a thwarted destiny in a very hero‑complex way. They react loudly and dramatically in social situations, like yelling, “YOU’RE JOKING.” in class, and wanting to “actually fucking murder my teammates” (hyperbolically) over unfair hair expectations, showing confrontational courage rather than quiet diplomacy. Their willingness to publicly call out a “psycho ex” for hypocrisy — “i have receipts of her telling me to kms and calling me and my friends homophobic slurs” — is also very in‑your‑face Gryffindor justice. Even their self‑destructive humor about pain, like calling spicy food “sh” and pushing through guard practice despite injuries and headaches, reflects a reckless bravery more than calculated ambition, quiet loyalty, or detached intellect.
Your movie
Your song
this is me trying - Taylor Swift
A well‑suited song for them is this is me trying by Taylor Swift, because so much of their timeline is about pushing themselves while feeling like it’s never enough. They juggle school and creative pressure, like stressing over the musical with tweets such as “trying not to crash tf out because my father might not let me audition for the musical i was literally MADE to be in” and big assignments like “have to write 28 paragraphs (minimum) for an assignment about two books that aren’t even in the curriculum”. Their eating and body-image struggles—“literally all i need to make myself starve is to read the word obese in reference to myself” and “can’t wait to be bmi 16 with no fat rolls (this will never happen)”—mirror the song’s themes of self-blame and feeling like every effort is still a failure. They also mention mental health lows like “hi guys i want to die again” and passing out or getting hurt at practice, as in “i just??? passed out in my bathroom???”, which fits the song’s sense of quiet crisis. Even so, they keep showing up—to guard practice, medical appointments, and relationships—capturing the core line of the song: despite everything, they are still trying.
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