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This user matches Bart Simpson because their whole online persona is built around chaotic trolling, petty feuds, and gleeful disrespect toward authority figures and big fandoms. Like Bart, they revel in antagonizing large targets just for the fun of it, shown in posts like “if bts thinks, i disagree. if bts speaks, i ignore. if bts fails, i'm happy.” and “The queen is back with a new, shiny blue checkmark, and she is ready to end BTS, Cortis and SKZ once and for all.”. Their humor is sharp, mean-spirited, and often over-the-top, similar to Bart’s prankster energy, as seen in “someone pull a charlie kirk on her ass we tired” and “kiof let’s show them who the real blackies are.”. They also love performative edginess and mock-dramatic declarations, like “HITLER RANKINGS OF 2025” and “for pop stans this is like jesus dying”, which mirrors Bart’s tendency to push boundaries for shock value. Finally, the way they hype themselves up and their circle, for example in “🚨| USER @vivisweeteners HAS REACHED 1,000 FOLLOWERS… 1K FOLLOW PARTY: (A THREAD🧵)”, fits Bart’s self-confident, attention-seeking nature.

Your MBTI personality Type
They clearly seek interaction and attention, using performative, outward-facing language like “🚨| USER @vivisweeteners HAS REACHED 1,000 FOLLOWERS IN THE SPAN OF BEING ACTIVE FOR 52 DAYS 1K FOLLOW PARTY: (A THREAD🧵)” and framing themselves as a public persona who will “end BTS,” which fits Extraversion more than a private, reserved style. Their humor is heavily conceptual and reference-based rather than concrete, e.g. “bang pd said ‘you’re not getting that hybe payola’ but they heard ‘end onika’ and went with it” and “the director said ‘i love masturbating’ but they heard ‘provide the cortis endings’ and went with it”, showing pattern‑spotting wordplay and Intuition over literal Sensing. They lead with sharp, impersonal takedowns and exaggerations rather than empathy, like “Melanie Martinez has molested 1 BILLION underage children this year alone.” and “if bts fails, i'm happy… if bts has no haters, it's because i no longer exist.”, which points to a confrontational Thinking style rather than harmony-seeking Feeling. Their timeline is chaotic, reactive, and focused on live discourse (ratios, comebacks, dramas) rather than structured planning, as seen in spontaneous posts like “can i ratio gracie abrams?” and “ofc twitter does ts AGAIN when i have holiday break which equals more time to end bts..”, signaling Perceiving rather than Judging. Taken together—highly social, abstract, combative, and spontaneous—their online persona most closely resembles an ENTP (Extraverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Perceiving).

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Pop charts analyst, part-time BTS hater, full-time Ariana defender. Once live-tweeted an awards show so hard I forgot to eat dinner.– @vivisweeteners

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This cocktail starts with a spicy chili-infused vodka shot to capture how aggressively they go after certain groups, like when they say “if bts thinks, i disagree. if bts speaks, i ignore. if bts fails, i'm happy.”. The pink grapefruit soda reflects their pop-girlie, Ariana-coded vibe from tweets like “what ariana grande song am i?” and positions references such as “welcome back positions era”. A dash of bitters nods to their constant dragging and ratios, like calling groups “chopped” and celebrating “AND NOTHING FOR BTS”. The edible silver glitter rim represents their love of pop prestige, Grammys, and ‘ending’ discourse, as in “each track represents how many grammys bts has lost”. Finally, a swirl of cotton-candy flavored syrup sweetens the chaos, mirroring their playful, campy stan persona from lines like “for pop stans this is like jesus dying” and their dramatic self-mythologizing in “The queen is back… ready to end BTS, Cortis and SKZ once and for all.”.

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Their timeline is driven by competition, domination, and "ending" rival fandoms and artists, which fits Slytherin’s ambitious and combative nature more than any other house. They literally frame their online presence as a campaign of conquest, writing that Twitter outages are annoying only because they mean "more time to end bts" in “ofc twitter does ts AGAIN when i have holiday break which equals more time to end bts.. @elonmusk what’s wrong with you” and describing themselves mythically in “The queen is back with a new, shiny blue checkmark, and she is ready to end BTS, Cortis and SKZ once and for all.”. Their antagonistic, almost manifesto-like stance toward BTS in “if bts thinks, i disagree. if bts speaks, i ignore. if bts fails, i'm happy. if the world is against bts, i am with the world.” shows a willingness to stake out a polarizing position and stick to it. They also construct hierarchies and "rankings" of their circle in “HITLER RANKINGS OF 2025: 1. @vavawonyoung 👑 ———— BARRIER————— 2. @aetridem 3. @khiawings ...”, which is very in line with Slytherin’s obsession with status and pecking order. Even their playful self-importance and desire to be seen as the one "saving" or "ending" groups, as in “one person is saving this chopped ass group”, underscores a Slytherin-style drive for power, influence, and narrative control rather than the inclusivity of Hufflepuff, the intellectualism of Ravenclaw, or the self-sacrificing heroism of Gryffindor.

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The song that best fits @vivisweeteners is “7 rings” by Ariana Grande. Their whole account leans into Ariana stanning and the positions era, from their location "positions (deluxe)" to posts like “it’s 7/7/77 and it’s been SEVEN years since SEVEN rings released.. omg” and “I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it… I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it”. Their bio, “you might be the main thing baby ⋆˚࿔”, and the way they frame themselves as an iconic hater in tweets like “The queen is back with a new, shiny blue checkmark, and she is ready to end BTS, Cortis and SKZ once and for all.” both echo the confident, bossed-up energy of 7 rings. The song’s flexy, unapologetic attitude mirrors their constant dragging of rival fandoms and artists, such as “if bts fails, i'm happy… if bts has no haters, it's because i no longer exist.”. Overall, 7 rings perfectly captures their mix of pop-girl obsession, main-character energy, and shameless, over-the-top stan Twitter persona.

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