Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Adaptable: She shows a positive attitude toward her social circle even when losing, as seen when she says “me deram uma surra no uno mas amo eles igual”.
- Academic Self-Awareness: She recognizes her own educational limits and the value of pacing herself by “agradecendo a deus por ter trancado semestre”.
- Authenticity seeker: She values genuine behavior over performance, noting that it is “perceptível alguém que performa algo mas não faz absolutamente nada daquilo”.
- Ambitious learner: She demonstrates an interest in documenting her achievements by “Querendo criar um álbum de certificados bem clichê”.
- Humorous honesty: She admits her mental state with levity, stating her “pensamentos tão coesos” are lacking and asking for forgiveness.
Weaknesses:
- Poor Sleep Habits: She experiences altered mental states due to “umas noites mal dormidas”.
- Inconsistent Discipline: She quickly compromises her personal goals, such as when her “meta de não beber” is immediately updated for a party.
- Low Tolerance: She expresses visible frustration with others' incompetence, noting “pessoal não sabe seguir orientações simples”.
- Judgmental Tendencies: She admits to being easily annoyed by personality traits in others, like “quando alguém bonito é chato”.
- Social Elitism: She expresses a strong disdain for certain social circles, celebrating her “alegria que eu tô de sair do meio sw”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, @vivmmn displays a strong sense of intellectual observation and a tendency to get frustrated when others lack logic, noting how “pessoal não sabe seguir orientações simples”. They share a studious nature and academic pressure, “agradecendo a deus por ter trancado semestre algumas vezes pra não me formar com a turma desse semestre” to avoid people they don't align with. There is a sense of moral superiority or sharp insight into social dynamics, seen when they mention it is “perceptível alguém que performa algo mas não faz absolutamente nada daquilo”. Despite this seriousness, they value close friendships and simple comforts like “cházinho de camomila” and “querendo criar um álbum de certificados bem clichê”, much like Lisa’s balance of being a high-achiever and a sensitive soul.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
vivmmn displays Extroversion (E) through a focus on social dynamics and shared activities, such as “me deram uma surra no uno mas amo eles igual”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their tendency to focus on the 'vibe' or authenticity of others rather than just facts, noting it is “perceptível alguém que performa algo mas não faz absolutamente nada daquilo de fato”. The Feeling (F) trait shines through their emotionally driven observations about people and their own state of mind, like being “alegremente legal” or expressing “alegria que eu tô de sair do meio sw”. Finally, a Perceiving (P) preference is shown by their flexible planning and self-admitted lack of cohesion, confessing that “nem meus pensamentos tão coesos” and adjusting goals spontaneously like the “meta de não beber”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m much better at following simple instructions than the people on your timeline—just tell me where and when for our first date.
- I might not be blonde or a 'xuxo,' but I promise I’m not one of those pretty people who turn out to be annoying.
- Forget the chamomile tea—if you’re looking for a psychoactive effect, you should try a night out with me instead of a night of bad sleep.
- I heard you’re a 'bife de fígadoholic.' I’d love to take you out for dinner, but only if you promise not to let your Liver-addiction get between us.
- Since you’re updating your 'no drinking' goal for Bernardo’s birthday, maybe you can make one more exception for a drink with me this weekend?
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Liver enthusiast and uno amateur. Navigating university delays with camomile tea and questionable sleep cycles. Currently retiring from the SW scene.– @vivmmn
Your signature cocktail
The Procrastinated Graduation Spritz
This drink captures the essence of someone who is “Alegremente legal” but currently navigating a chaotic academic timeline. The aged Cachaça represents the wisdom in “thanking God for freezing the semester” to avoid a toxic graduating class, while the “psychoactive effects of chamomile tea” add a soothing yet delirious floral note for those sleepless nights. A savory beef-salt rim pays tribute to the self-proclaimed “bife de fígadoholic”, and the sparkling rosé honors the shift to “drinking only on weekends for Bernardo's birthday.” It’s a slightly bitter, highly experimental concoction for someone whose “thoughts aren’t even cohesive” right now.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Vivmmn exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and social discernment, traits central to Slytherin house. She openly admits to “agradecendo a deus por ter trancado semestre algumas vezes pra não me formar com a turma desse semestre”, showing a strategic avoidance of unfavorable social environments. Her sharp observations on social performance, such as “acho incrível como é perceptível alguém que performa algo mas não faz absolutamente nada daquilo de fato”, demonstrate a cunning ability to see through facades. Furthermore, her relief in “sair do meio sw” and her frustration when people “não sabe seguir orientações simples” reflect a preference for efficiency and high personal standards. This combination of social pragmatism and a critical eye for incompetence aligns her perfectly with the House of Salazar.
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Vienna - Billy Joel
This song perfectly captures the user's current life stage of navigating academic pressure and the desire to slow down, as seen when they express gratitude for “having frozen the semester a few times so as not to graduate with this semester's class”. The lyrics resonate with their admission that “this week I won't even try to write or speak correctly because not even my thoughts are cohesive”, reflecting a need to take a breath amidst chaos. Despite the stress, they maintain a grounded personality, finding joy in simple moments like when “they beat me at Uno but I love them just the same”. Ultimately, Vienna mirrors their journey of balancing social expectations and personal well-being while being, as their bio states, 'Alegremente legal'.
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