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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the closest match because both exhibit a rebellious, meme‑driven energy and a love for hyperbolic statements. The user’s tweet "FUCK PRINCEZAM 🗣️🗣️DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE SMILEY FACE #DOWNWITHTHEEMPIRE" mirrors Bart’s typical profanity‑filled outbursts like "Eat my shorts!". Their self‑aggrandizing meme speak, such as "i am awesome sauce on a nothing burger" and the over‑the‑top enthusiasm in "BANANA ICED LATTE IS LIFE CHANGING!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!! NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!!! ^_^", captures Bart’s exaggerated teenage bravado. The tweet "im the designated lolcow of the friend group" reflects Bart’s role as the mischievous scapegoat among his peers, while "studying time 😓😓👎 yaoi time 😄😁👍" shows the classic conflict between school responsibilities and pop‑culture obsessions that Bart often embodies. Together, these traits align with Bart’s rebellious, humor‑centric personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
The account shows a strong introverted focus on internal thoughts and feelings, e.g., "who up talking to themselves and enjoying their own company [picture]" and "i love iced coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"; it uses imaginative, abstract references like "putting people onto umineko n watching them struggle to solve it got me feeling like beatrice [picture]" and "pattern recognition [picture]" which point to an intuitive (N) style; decisions are driven by personal values and emotions, as seen in the angry reaction to misogyny "bro the priest at the wedding was like … I thought this was a wedding not a humiliation ritual #tf" and the vehement "FUCK PRINCEZAM 🗣️🗣️DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE SMILEY FACE #DOWNWITHTHEEMPIRE"; the user’s spontaneous, flexible posting pattern—"going to be saying a lot of “i dont know” and “i dont want to talk about my personal life haha” within the next 2 days [picture]" and "downloading 5 billion stardew valley mods to satisfy the urge of shopping [picture]"—indicates a perceiving (P) preference. This combination aligns best with the INFP personality type.

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24-yr-old gamer & anime fan ☕️ Banana-iced-latte lover. Once joined a Discord just to post 3 msgs & vanished. Proud lolcow of my crew. 🎮✨– @VlSAGED

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This drink captures @VlSAGED’s love for banana iced lattes and endless caffeine, mixing banana liqueur and cold brew coffee for a sweet‑savory punch. The splash of pink grapefruit bitters nods to their anime‑heavy vibe and “pink longish hair” references. A fizz of sparkling water mirrors their chaotic, meme‑filled timeline, while vanilla vodka adds a smooth, confident swagger. As they once shouted, "BANANA ICED LATTE IS LIFE CHANGING!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!! NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!!! ^_^", and they also declared, "i love iced coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". The cocktail’s bold, slightly bitter finish also reflects their edgy tweet, "FUCK PRINCEZAM 🗣️🗣️DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE SMILEY FACE #DOWNWITHTHEEMPIRE".

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently shows a strong desire for recognition and status, such as "pinning my only hit tweet like im framing an award" and declaring themselves "i am awesome sauce on a nothing burger". They also display strategic, self‑serving behavior like "joining a discord server just to send a maximum of 3 messages and never talk again", which reflects Slytherin cunning. Their bold confrontations, for example "FUCK PRINCEZAM 🗣️🗣️DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE SMILEY FACE #DOWNWITHTHEEMPIRE", show a willingness to assert dominance. Additionally, their ambition to acquire items ("i want the hollister jacket") and to amass massive mods ("downloading 5 billion stardew valley mods to satisfy the urge of shopping") highlight a drive for personal gain. These traits align most closely with Slytherin’s values of ambition, resourcefulness, and a desire for personal achievement.

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The user's constant high‑energy bursts, love of coffee as a fuel, and defiant attitude fit Queen’s 'Don’t Stop Me Now'. Their tweet 'BANANA ICED LATTE IS LIFE CHANGING!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!! NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!!! ^_^' mirrors the song’s refrain 'Don’t stop me, I'm having a good time'. Their rebellious posts such as 'FUCK PRINCEZAM 🗣️🗣️DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE SMILEY FACE #DOWNWITHTHEEMPIRE' echo the song’s unstoppable, 'I'm a shooting star, leaping through the sky' line. Their self‑confident humor ('I am awesome sauce on a nothing burger') matches the track’s celebratory tone, and the overall vibe captures their coffee‑fueled, meme‑rich, carefree personality.

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