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Like Moe, vndr02ad often vocalizes deep self‑deprecation and hopelessness, for example they tweet "I need a lobotomy" and "I’m in the worst headspace I’ve ever been in my life but I’m peaking in league". The user’s constant yearning for connection ("I’m the last true lover boy of this generation", "You only exist in my dreams") mirrors Moe’s perpetual search for love and companionship. Both display self‑destructive coping, including suicidal ideation as seen in "can someone calculate the odds on whether or not I’ll reincarnate being above 6 feet again I’m deciding if I should kill myself" and reliance on gaming as escape, seen in angry rants like "jayce being meta again has to be the worst thing to happen to soloq you toplane players need to stick to ur no skillshot no positioning ass champs you fuckers stink". These patterns of depressive rumination, desperate validation, and venting frustration align more closely with Moe Szyslak than with any other main Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user mostly shares introspective, self‑focused thoughts and rarely initiates group interaction, indicating introversion (e.g., "I’m the last true lover boy of this generation" and "I’m in the worst headspace I’ve ever been in my life but I’m peaking in league"). Their tweets jump between concrete game details and abstract musings ("switch all crit ADC rush items ... >look inside >bf sword" and "I wonder if we ever think about each other at the same time"), reflecting a preference for intuition. The language is driven by personal values and strong emotions rather than objective analysis, as shown by "I need a lobotomy" and "I am not ignorant I am just delusional there is a difference," indicating a feeling orientation. The pattern of spontaneous, unstructured posting—asking for "Any chill discord servers" and frequently shifting topics—suggests a perceiving style. Together these traits align with the INFP personality type.

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LoL grind, mental health advocate, coffee junkie, once spent $350 on CS:GO cases, now sharing gaming tips & self-care. #GrandmasterGoals– @vndr02ad

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The Summoner's Lobotomy is a dark, bitter cocktail that mirrors the user's daily struggle, as they tweet "Every day I fail, but every day I try again". The base of black vodka and coffee liqueur gives a deep, moody backbone, reflecting the "I’m in the worst headspace I’ve ever been in my life but I’m peaking in league" vibe. A splash of energy drink (Red Bull) adds a jittery buzz, nodding to the "Another 3.49 to energy drink" tweet and the constant reliance on stimulants. A drizzle of grenadine offers a fleeting sweet note, reminiscent of the brief optimism in "I’m the last true lover boy of this generation". Finally, a squeeze of fresh lime adds a sharp bite, echoing the sarcasm and self‑criticism in "I need a lobotomy" and "I am not joining this fucking vc.".

Your Hogwarts House
Many of their tweets reveal a strong drive for personal success and status, such as "I’m in the worst headspace I’ve ever been in my life but I’m peaking in league ... I wanna hit grandmaster" and "I will be best". They also show a willingness to use resources to achieve goals, e.g., "I would buy her the 600$ ahri skin". Their focus on mastering game mechanics and manipulating meta, like "Reminder: Mage items can have AP, Haste, and Mana Tank items can have Armor, MR, and Health Bruiser items can have Damage, Health, and Haste but ADC items can NOT by any means have Crit+damage+atkspeed", demonstrates cunning and strategic thinking. This combination of ambition, resourcefulness, and a desire for power aligns most closely with Slytherin values.

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Many of vndr02ad’s tweets reveal deep despair, self‑destructive thoughts and a feeling of being stuck in a painful cycle ("I need a lobotomy", "can someone calculate the odds on whether or not I’ll reincarnate… I’m deciding if I should kill myself", "I’m in the worst headspace I’ve ever been in my life"). The lyrics of "Hurt" echo this mood: “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel,” and “the needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting,” which mirror the user’s references to medication and self‑harm ("I have GOT to get heavily medicated", "I need a lobotomy"). The chorus’s lament “What have I become?” matches the user’s self‑critical statements like "I am not ignorant I am just delusional" and “I’m the last true lover boy of this generation” while searching for any glimmer of hope (“Hope keeps me going”). The song’s raw vulnerability captures both the user’s ongoing struggle with mental health and the brief moments of optimism they mention (“I started to feel a little better this week”).

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