Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Frequently gushes over Mario content, e.g. “this is my top 3 favourite scenes in the mario movie, the continuous shots, the visuals, the score” and “I waited 4 years for this.”.
- Observant analyst: Notices small visual details like “how many people noticed this shy guy removing its mask and the others fainting straight after??” and Luigi’s eye contact in “also not to mention luigi's prey instinct to hold eye contact with the thing that's threatening him”.
- Engaged creator: Actively writes and shares fanfic, e.g. “posteeedddd ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ” and “adding another chapter to my fic 'in the mist of the snow, i saw you'”.
- Supportive writer: Shows appreciation for readers and other creators, e.g. “I love my readers sooo much” and boosting other fics like “I need every #bowuigi enjoyer to read this if you haven't already (🔞)”.
- Clear boundaries: Sets explicit personal limits with “proshit & basic dni” in bio and calls out discomforts like “I remember my fav b*wuigi artist… then they started posting mar1oc3st. never been so disappointed”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses intense phrasing toward others, e.g. “I need that man dead” and “STOP CLOGGING UP MY TIMELINE IDGAF WAHRJSBRDJDH”.
- Self‑destructive jokes: Jokes about harming themself in fandom contexts, e.g. “would someone sh00t me if I made omegaverse bowuigi fanfic” and “id actually have to kill myself if i got one of these on my fics”.
- Conflict‑oriented tone: Leans into combative framing, e.g. “real shit they act like bowuigi killed their grandma” and “these people cant handle peak human/monster loving and it shows”.
- Emotional intensity: Reacts very strongly to media or discourse, e.g. “what the FUCK.” and “are we deadass.”, which can come off as volatile online.
- Narrow focus: Timeline is heavily dominated by a single fandom/ship, e.g. many #bowuigi and Mario posts such as “need more bowuigi courting fics”, which may limit broader engagement or variety.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: passionate, hyper-fixated, and very online about their interests. Like Lisa with jazz or environmental causes, this user dives incredibly deep into niche media, replaying and dissecting scenes from the Mario movie and games, for example urging people to rewatch background details in Bowser scenes and “genuinely I need everyone to slow this whole scene down and watch it. theres SO much going on in the background…”. They’re emotionally invested and thoughtful about characterization and relationships, seen in takes like “putting luigi anywhere other than gay is wrong im sorry” and their desire for nuanced dynamics, such as wanting more Bowser content or co‑parenting fic with Junior. Like Lisa’s combination of sincerity and sharp edge, they are affectionate toward their fandom (“I love my readers sooo much 🥲🥹🥹❤️❤️” in this tweet) but also bluntly critical of things they find gross or disappointing, e.g. calling out creators who cross lines in fandom in “loved them so much. then they started posting mar1oc3st. never been so disappointed in my entire life”. Their mix of creativity (writing AO3 oneshots, elaborate Bowuigi scenarios), sensitivity, and principled ranting about fandom drama lines up far more with Lisa than with the more chaotic or apathetic members of the Simpson family.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: their world is largely online fandom, writing, and editing rather than in-person socializing, and they talk more about their inner reactions and creative work than social events, e.g. “this is where all my fanfics are stored when I suddenly get a brain fart” and “I need to watch more movies so I have an actual reason to use letterboxd...”, which centers on solo media consumption. They read as iNtuitive rather than Sensing because they constantly infer themes, character motivations, and subtext rather than just describing what’s on screen, such as “also not to mention luigi's prey instinct to hold eye contact with the thing that's threatening him. i love that lil detail” and their desire for symbolic courting worldbuilding in “need more bowuigi courting fics where Bowser does all these traditional courting rituals for other koopas and Luigi doesn't know wtf is going on”. They clearly prioritize Feeling over Thinking: they focus on cuteness and hurt/comfort, react strongly to perceived moral/ethical issues (“these people cant handle peak human/monster loving and it shows 🥀”; “I remember my fav b*wuigi artist... then they started posting mar1oc3st. never been so disappointed in my entire life”), and care about how characters (and real people) are treated emotionally, as in “this scene had no business upsetting me as much as it did 😭 WHY ARE THEY ALL IGNORING HIM?! HE JUST WANTS FOOD!!”. Their behavior suggests Perceiving over Judging: they write and post in bursts of inspiration (“I haven't even typed anything yet IJBOL”; “posteeedddd ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ”), ask followers for prompts instead of following a rigid plan (“gimme some prompts to write #bowuigi oneshots on ao3”), and spontaneously fixate on new ideas like casino mechanics for a fic (“I need to figure out how casinos work so I can write smtjn about this asap”). Altogether, their introspective fandom life, imaginative shipping/worldbuilding, strong values-driven reactions, and flexible creative process are most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here asking for #bowuigi AO3 prompts, but have you considered writing the one where we’re on Rainbow Road together and I’m panning the camera down just to look at you instead of the track?
- You said putting Luigi anywhere other than gay is wrong, so hypothetically: if I told you I wanted to be the Bowser to your Luigi, are we talking enemies-to-lovers, co-parenting with Junior, or straight to omegaverse chaos?
- You waited four years for that Mario movie scene and 99 days for that feeling again… if I told you I’m willing to wait just as long for a chance to hold your hand in a cinema, would that earn me a spot on your Letterboxd instead of just your timeline?
- You’re dissecting background Shy Guys, Troopas shielding their eyes, and Bowser casually nuking half of New York—clearly you notice everything… so how many frames would it take before you notice I’m hopelessly into you?
- You said people act like bowuigi killed their grandma, but I promise the only thing I want murdered is your writer’s block—let me be the little notebook where you store all your fanfic ideas when you get a brain fart, and I’ll pay you back in endless praise and casino AUs.
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Your new Twitter bio
21 • they/them • writes way too much Bowuigi, edits with Mario crumbs, once paused the movie just to analyze a shy guy bit. AO3 & TikTok: vnmzlvr– @vnmzlvr
Your signature cocktail
Mama Luigi’s Rainbow Roadburn
Spiced dark rum stands in for their intense Bowser/Bowuigi fixation and slightly unhinged sense of humor, like when they say “would someone sh00t me if I made omegaverse bowuigi fanfic”. Midori melon liqueur gives the drink that bright, green Luigi energy and soft sweetness of a mama Luigi enjoyer who writes fics like “u should read my fic focused on mama Luigi and Junior mhm 🙂↕️🙂↕️”. Blood orange juice adds drama and passion, mirroring the way they go feral over scenes like “this is my top 3 favourite scenes in the mario movie, the continuous shots, the visuals, the score”. Ginger beer brings a chaotic fizz and a little burn, perfect for someone who tweets things like “putting luigi anywhere other than gay is wrong im sorry” with zero hesitation. The black lava salt rim nods to Bowser, the Koopa armies, and their love of darker, edgier fanworks, like when they beg “PLEASE MORE BOWSER?” and hype up 🔞 fic with “I need every #bowuigi enjoyer to read this if you haven't already (🔞)”. Overall it’s strong, a little spicy, visually loud, and unmistakably extra—just like someone who proudly declares “my mario clip tweets r blowing up ... perhaps I should post more” while livetweeting their entire fandom brain.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a very analytical, detail‑oriented way of engaging with media, repeatedly slowing scenes down and dissecting tiny background gags or character beats, like when they urge people to rewatch a scene because “theres SO much going on in the background right up until Bowser stands” “genuinely I need everyone to slow this whole scene down and watch it. theres SO much going on in the background right up until Bowser stands 😭” and notice the shy guy unmasking joke that others miss “how many people noticed this shy guy removing its mask and the others fainting straight after?? 😭 ITS SO FUNNY”. They also focus on technical aspects of film—continuous shots, framing, score, and visuals—rather than just vibes, as in their breakdown of their favorite Mario movie scene: “the continuous shots, the visuals, the score, the way they frame it like they're playing the actual video game🙌”. Their creative energy is huge: they write multi‑chapter fics, ask for specific prompts, and talk about omegaverse and co‑parenting plotlines in a meta, self‑aware way, e.g. “gimme some prompts to write #bowuigi oneshots on ao3” and “adding another chapter to my fic 'in the mist of the snow, i saw you'”. Even when they’re joking, there’s a clear pattern of close reading and interpretation, like analyzing Luigi’s prey instinct and eye contact in one shot “also not to mention luigi's prey instinct to hold eye contact with the thing that's threatening him… i love that lil detail” or overthinking Spike’s pizza behavior “why the fuq did spike pay for an entire pizza, eat one slice, a pepperoni topping... and leave it”. This combination of obsessive media analysis, delight in small details, and prolific creative output aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw’s traits of curiosity, wit, and love of learning/interpretation rather than the more straightforward bravery of Gryffindor, loyalty focus of Hufflepuff, or ambition-driven mindset of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
monster - keshi
A fitting song for them is “monster” by keshi, because it balances intense yearning, softness, and a little bit of feral obsession in the same way they do with Bowser, Luigi, and Bowser Jr. They’re extremely character-focused and fascinated with messy, complicated dynamics, like when they say they want “middle aged man yaoi figuring out to co parent together” for Bowser and Luigi with Junior as the catalyst (“with a pinch of middle aged man yaoi figuring out to co parent together…”). The song’s themes of being drawn to something you maybe shouldn’t want map neatly onto how they joke about divisive or taboo-adjacent ships and fic ideas, like omegaverse Bowuigi (“would someone sh00t me if I made omegaverse bowuigi fanfic”). At the same time, they have a soft, protective core under the chaos, especially around Junior and “mama Luigi” (“u should read my fic focused on mama Luigi and Junior mhm 🙂↕️🙂↕️”), which matches the song’s vulnerable undercurrent beneath its darker imagery. Their whole vibe—proship-affirming, fandom-brained, and obsessed with monster/human dynamics (“these people cant handle peak human/monster loving and it shows 🥀”)—lines up with the emotional and aesthetic tone of “monster.”
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