Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes her own patterns and limits, like noticing regression at the gym in “Cada semana que vou na academia eu regrido carga 😍 efeito contrário” and laughing at overusing “amor” in “Eu tenho que parar de chamar todo mundo de amor”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and exaggeration to cope, as in “Tá tão quente que meu cartão de crédito derreteu kkkkkk” and calling out her state in “Alguem explode meu estado por favor 👏👏”.
- Emotionally-open: Shares feelings of love, fear and saudade, like “Sera que ele sabe que sinto saudades dele ..” and “Primeira virada que passo feliz 🔥”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward others and animals, calling people “amor” in “Eu tenho que parar de chamar todo mundo de amor” and caring about her cats in “Cama de solteiro é muito ruim, não cabe quatro gatos e eu”.
- Resilient: Keeps going despite stress from exams and life, joking about ENEM in “Indo ali porque me colocaram pra fazer enem em outra cidade” and dealing with being the cutoff score in “Que sensação ruim ser a nota de corte do meu curso”.
Weaknesses:
- Pessimistic: Often frames events negatively or fatalistically, like “Semana tá mt ruim quero que todos morram” and “Que diazinho filho da puta”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks harshly about herself and her abilities, fearing she’s “ficado mais burra” in “cês não sabem o medo que eu tô de ter ficado mais burra” and wishing to be run over in “Tomara que eu seja atropelada indo pra academia”.
- Emotionally-impulsive: Expresses intense reactions in the moment, like “Não mandem eu te amo aleatoriamente pra ex ficante...” and “Meu ex continua me mandando mensagem a cada dois meses pqp achei que tinha escapado essa vez”.
- Socially-frustrated: Feels overlooked or poorly treated by others, as in “Minhas amigas visualizam minha mensagem mas não respondem vsffff” and being “zoada” pelo time em “Já tô sendo zoada time de merda”.
- Academic-anxious: Shows strong stress around studies and exams, worried about ENEM in “Indo ali porque me colocaram pra fazer enem em outra cidade” and tension about cut-off scores in “Que sensação ruim ser a nota de corte do meu curso”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, with a mix of sensitivity, overthinking, and flashes of dry humor. Like Lisa, they’re introspective and a bit melancholic, talking about dreams and reality blurring in “Tô tendo uns sonhos realistas que já não tô sabendo diferenciar eles da realidade” and calling December “meio deprimente” in “Dezembro meio deprimente, e voltamos a programação normal”. They show academic anxiety and pressure, like Lisa stressing over grades, when they say “Que sensação ruim ser a nota de corte do meu curso” and worry about ENEM in “Eu acertei 30 questões de mat o ano passado... cês não sabem o medo que eu tô de ter ficado mais burra”. Their romantic and nostalgic side appears in “Sera que ele sabe que sinto saudades dele ..” and “O romantismo vive!”, which fits Lisa’s idealistic streak. At the same time, they mix cynicism and sharp humor, as in “Semana tá mt ruim quero que todos morram” and “Não mandem eu te amo aleatoriamente pra ex ficante...”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to vent about the unfairness and absurdity around her while still clearly caring a lot.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They come across as more introverted than extroverted: many tweets are about internal feelings, small circles, and being annoyed or drained by others, like “Minhas amigas visualizam minha mensagem mas não respondem vsffff não mando mais mensagem primeiro pra ninguém” and “Vida fora do Twitter vivo no mato”, which suggests someone who enjoys some isolation and feels easily overstimulated by social dynamics. Their focus is strongly Sensing: they talk about concrete, present experiences—heat and weather (“Tá tão quente que meu cartão de crédito derreteu kkkkkk”), gym loads and regressions (“Cada semana que vou na academia eu regrido carga 😍 efeito contrário”), hair, makeup, cats, and physical surroundings—rather than abstract theories. The tone is clearly Feeling: they lead with emotion, mood swings, and relationships, e.g. “Não mandem eu te amo aleatoriamente pra ex ficante…”, “Sera que ele sabe que sinto saudades dele ..”, and “O romantismo vive!”, showing value-driven reactions rather than detached logic. Their lifestyle appears Perceiving: there’s a lot of spontaneity, procrastination, and reacting in the moment—complaining about being thrown into ENEM in another city (“Me jogaram pra fazer o enem na cidade vizinha 💔”), joking about drinking on a Monday (“Ta podendo beber dia de segunda ???”), and living by mood rather than rigid plans. Overall, an emotionally expressive, aesthetics‑ and sensation‑oriented, somewhat withdrawn but warm person who reacts to life as it comes fits ISFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re the cutoff score for your course, I’m ready to study 24/7—because clearly the bar is exactly where I want to be: right next to you.
- You said each week at the gym you ‘regress the load’… if you want, we can progress together: you increase the weights, I increase the compliments.
- Your credit card may have melted in the heat, but I’m more worried about my heart—ever since that ‘first New Year’s Eve you spent happy’ tweet, it’s been fully approved for feelings.
- You hate Christmas, your cat ruins the tree, your state doesn’t use SISU, and your team is ‘time de merda’—statistically, you deserve one good thing. May I apply for the position?
- You dream of being Benedetta Porcaroli and living in the middle of nowhere with four cats and a busted guitar; I can’t turn you into an Italian actress, but I can be the idiot next to you laughing when the guitar falls again.
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Future uni student, gym hater, cat servant & Grêmio sufferer. Once cut my hair with a serrated knife and survived to tweet about it.– @vodkeri
Your signature cocktail
Nota de Corte Negroni
This cocktail is strong but playful, like someone who jokes about wanting to be run over on the way to the gym yet keeps showing up anyway, as in “Tomara que eu seja atropelada indo pra academia” and the constant load regression saga in “Cada semana que vou na academia eu regrido carga 😍 efeito contrário”. The cachaça infused with roasted coffee brings intense, grounded Brazilian energy and a bit of insomnia chaos that suits someone surviving ENEM anxiety like “Eu acertei 30 questões de mat o ano passado sem ter estudado porra nenhuma, cês não sabem o medo que eu tô de ter ficado mais burra”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a tart brightness that matches the mix of self‑deprecating humor and sudden soft moments, such as “Primeira virada que passo feliz 🔥”. Rosé vermouth keeps it a little romantic and dreamy, echoing “Sera que ele sabe que sinto saudades dele ..” and the poetic bio “Lo sguardo al cielo, spesso, è una mancanza.” The dash of chili bitters is for the explosive rants at football and her state, from “Bragantino LIXO” to “Eu odeio que meu estado bosta não usa sisu”. Finally, the lime peel and coarse sugar rim nod to the sweetness of feeling loved when a story hits 100 likes in “Acho que é a primeira vez que um story meu passa de 100 curtidas, me sinto amada 👏👏” and her habit of calling everyone “amor” in “Eu tenho que parar de chamar todo mundo de amor”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest pattern in @vodkeri’s tweets is emotional loyalty to people, places, and routines, which is very Hufflepuff. She clearly values and misses connections, like when she writes about an old crush or friend, wondering if he knows she feels nostalgic: “Sera que ele sabe que sinto saudades dele ..”. There’s also deep attachment to simple comforts and environments—she misses the beach intensely: “Sinto tanta saudade da praia”, and even complains about being put to take ENEM in another city in a very homebody, routine-loving way: “Me jogaram pra fazer o enem na cidade vizinha 💔”. Her self-deprecating comments about the gym and studying, like “Cada semana que vou na academia eu regrido carga 😍 efeito contrário” and “Eu acertei 30 questões de mat o ano passado sem ter estudado porra nenhuma, cês não sabem o medo que eu tô de ter ficado mais burra”, show humility more than ambition or bravado. Even when frustrated, she’s more comedic and resigned than calculating or heroic; her biggest flex is feeling loved when a story hits 100 likes: “Acho que é a primeira vez que um story meu passa de 100 curtidas, me sinto amada 👏👏”. All this suggests a grounded, affective, and loyalty-oriented personality characteristic of Hufflepuff rather than the sharper edges of Slytherin, the intellectual drive of Ravenclaw, or the showy courage of Gryffindor.
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hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - Lana Del Rey
A song that fits them well is hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it by Lana Del Rey. Their mood oscillates between melancholy and dark humor, like when they say “Dezembro meio deprimente, e voltamos a programação normal” and “Semana tá mt ruim quero que todos morram”, mirroring the song’s confessional, emotionally heavy tone. At the same time, there’s a lingering softness and desire for romance in tweets such as “O romantismo vive!” and “Sera que ele sabe que sinto saudades dele ..”, echoing the fragile hope in the lyrics. Their bio, “Lo sguardo al cielo, spesso, è una mancanza.”, and comments about realistic dreams and confusion with reality like “Tô tendo uns sonhos realistas que já não tô sabendo diferenciar eles da realidade” match Lana’s introspective, almost surreal emotional world. On top of that, they explicitly reference listening to her — “Tocando lana del rey na academia” — suggesting not just a musical preference but an identity resonance with Lana’s dramatic, self-aware melancholy.
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