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Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak is a cynical, profanity‑laden bartender who often serves as the outlet for the mischief‑making, nihilistic crowd of Springfield, much like the user’s chaotic, anti‑establishment tweets. The user’s frequent profanity, e.g., "KURWAAAA nienawidzę tej jebanej zasranej dziury, p0lacy na nic nie zasługują", mirrors Moe’s own coarse language. Their extremist, nihilistic statements such as "Na tym etapie powinno się po prostu zbombardować Izr*el z czystej przyzwoitości" reflect Moe’s bitter worldview and disdain for authority. The random, meme‑filled posts like "YOOOO Żeby tylko nasze skąpe skurwysyny nie dusiły ochrony zdrowia i innych usług" echo Moe’s habit of spouting off absurd, angry rants in his bar. Finally, the self‑identification as a "useful idiot of the PRC" aligns with Moe’s role as a “useful idiot” for the downtrodden patrons he serves.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong extraversion by frequently addressing followers and seeking interaction, e.g., "Kochani, bo jesteście people of culture potrzebuję przewodnika po sztuce współczesnej w formie książkowej. Ktoś ma jakieś polecajki?". Their communication is driven by intuition, favoring abstract, big‑picture ideas and metaphors such as "Kiedyś ludzie wznosili modły do Boga, teraz zakładają petycje online i ma to mniej więcej taką samą funkcję i tyleż sprawczości". They make decisions based on personal values and emotions, evident in emotionally charged statements like "Pierwszy ślub LGBT w polskim Kościele. Niech Bóg błogosławi młodej parze!!!" and "KURWAAAA nienawidzę tej jebanej zasranej dziury, p0lacy na nic nie zasługują". Their style is spontaneous and flexible, with impulsive exclamations like "wtf", "YOOOO" and "LETS GOOOO", indicating a perceiving preference.

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Satirical tech & politics commentator, meme curator, once got lost at SW VII and livestreamed a hamster. Coffee‑powered, China‑curious, chasing absurdity.– @voiceofsaul

Your signature cocktail
The drink mirrors the user’s bio "śmierć, bydło i metafizyka" with dark, smoky mezcal and the earthy black sesame representing the ‘bydło’. A splash of baijiu pays homage to the "pożyteczny idiot ChRL" vibe, while fermented soy sauce adds a bitter, industrial edge reminiscent of the tweet "Cybertruck jest jak te rasy psów co to je wyselekcjonowano tak że ledwo żyją". The final kick of chili oil captures the chaotic aggression of "Na tym etapie powinno się po prostu zbombardować Izr*el z czystej przyzwoitości". Together, these ingredients create a cocktail that feels like a satirical, nihilistic toast to modern absurdity.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently makes bold, provocative statements like 'Na tym etapie powinno się po prostu zbombardować Izr*el z czystej przyzwoitości' which shows a willingness to pursue daring, self‑serving goals without regard for moral constraints. They also display cunning and ambition, e.g., 'Kochani, nowa teoria ekonomiczna właśnie spadła', trying to position themselves as a source of new ideas. Their frequent conspiratorial remarks such as 'Na tym etapie to jest już jakaś wewnętrzna dywersja w CIA że płacą jej za ośmieszanie USA' reveal a resourceful, scheming mindset typical of Slytherin. While they occasionally reference intellectual topics ('To jest teodycea AI'), the dominant pattern is manipulation and a desire for influence, aligning best with Slytherin.

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The user’s self‑description as a "pożyteczny idiota ChRL 🫡🇨🇳" directly mirrors the chorus of Green Day’s “American Idiot,” which mocks being a pawn of propaganda. Their stream of angry, anti‑establishment posts—e.g., "Na tym etapie powinno się po prostu zbombardować Izr*el z czystej przyzwoitości" and "Kiedyś ludzie wznosili modły do Boga, teraz zakładają petycje online"—captures the song’s critique of political hype and media manipulation. The recurring nihilistic tone, especially the tweet "Chce kurwa umrzeć i mieć to wszystko z głowy," reflects the song’s frustrated refrain "Don’t want to be an American idiot" and the desire to reject the system. Their sarcasm and satirical take on capitalism and technology, as in "Myślę, że jednak wolę, żeby roboty zapierdalały na produkcji," echo the punk energy and rebellious spirit of the track. Overall, the blend of self‑deprecation, political outrage, and chaotic humor makes “American Idiot” the most fitting anthem for this online persona.

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