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Your Simpsons character
They align most closely with Lisa Simpson: intelligent, introspective, artistic, a bit anxious, and very emotionally intense. Like Lisa, they’re passionate about music and treat songs with almost spiritual importance, calling one track “the song of the decade” and saying “all i need is so good... like how do you even make a song like that”. There’s Lisa-like overthinking and social anxiety in tweets such as “i need to stop being embarrassed over anything but its so hard like I overthink everytjing someone save me” and “why am i the most embarassing person ever as soon as i step à foot outside”. At the same time, they’re idealistic and capable of intense joy and gratitude, very Lisa-coded, as when they write “il est 8h y fait beau le soleil brille café clope sur mon balcon et je suis à taiwan. la vie vaut tellement la peine d'être vécue.”. Their curiosity about religion and politics, shown in “wait is the new pope a trump supporter i need to know” and “jsp trop c quoi ma relation avk la religion mais g le lore d'avoir fait ma communion et ma confirmation”, also fits Lisa’s thoughtful, questioning nature. Finally, their mix of melancholy and poetic self-expression in tweets like “one day i am gonna grow wings a chemical reaction hysterical and useless” is very much in line with Lisa’s introspective, sometimes dramatic inner life.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): a lot of tweets are about internal experiences, embarrassment, and overthinking rather than seeking the spotlight, like “why am i the most embarassing person ever as soon as i step à foot outside” and “i need to stop being embarrassed over anything but its so hard like I overthink everytjing someone save me”. Their feed shows strong Intuition (N): they frequently focus on feelings, symbolism, and abstract reflections instead of concrete practical details, e.g. “one day i am gonna grow wings a chemical reaction hysterical and useless” and “its been a long long time since ive memorized your face”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, driven by emotion, attachment, and aesthetic appreciation of music and people: “its the son de la decenie je vanne mm pas”, “i love what im doing so much... its like im finally doing what ive always dreamed of... im gonna cry”, and repeated soft, affectionate posts about Yoongi and others. Their spontaneity, messy self‑presentation, and stress with structure point to Perceiving (P) rather than Judging, as seen in “jss censée presebter 1 truc que g fait à mon maître de stage ajd jv me jeter d'un pont jss tro stressée” and the impulsive mood-based tweets like “should i go and buy a snack instead of working”. Taken together—introspective, idealistic, emotionally intense, and somewhat chaotic—they best fit INFP.

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21 • living in Taiwan, powered by coffee, K‑pop and overthinking. Once accidentally answered fluent Mandarin in a shop and peaked professionally.– @vol9soy

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bright and a little chaotic, like waking up to “il est 8h y fait beau le soleil brille café clope sur mon balcon et je suis à taiwan. la vie vaut tellement la peine d'être vécue.” (“il est 8h y fait beau le soleil brille café clope sur mon balcon et je suis à taiwan. la vie vaut tellement la peine d'être vécue.”). Lychee-infused gin captures their soft, slightly dreamy K‑pop stan core and devotion to Yoongi and Namjoon (“yoongi”, “JOON”, “guys namgi”). Black tea bitters and salted plum nod to Taiwan and the occasional existential spiral, like “osjećam se tužno i jadno” and “i need to stop being embarrassed over anything but its so hard like I overthink everytjing someone save me”. Rose syrup adds sweetness for the affection they have for friends and oomfs, from “goodnight oomfs” to “me and oomfs”. The sparkling grapefruit soda keeps it fizzy, queer, and a little sharp—just like calling out, “t juste 1 gros misogyne #imo”, while still screaming that a song is “le son de la decenie je vanne mm pas” (“c 1 dinguerie jpeux pleurer carrément c le son de la decenie je vanne mm pas”).

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is suffused with affection, softness, and attachment to people and things they love, which is deeply Hufflepuff-coded. For instance, they gush over artists and friends with a tender intensity, as in “yoongi deserves producer of the deceny for stay alive idgaf” and “daniela is so pretty”, showing warm, enthusiastic support rather than detached analysis or competitive ambition. They place clear emotional value on their relationships and shared experiences, like “me and oomfs” and the repeated “goodnight oomfs” tweets such as “goodnight oomfs” and “goodnight oomfies”, which signal a nurturing, community-focused nature. Their joy in simple daily moments—“il est 8h y fait beau le soleil brille café clope sur mon balcon et je suis à taiwan. la vie vaut tellement la peine d'être vécue.”—and their love for the work they’re doing in “i love what im doing so much... its like im finally doing what ive always dreamed of... im gonna cry” reflect classic Hufflepuff appreciation for everyday life and honest effort. Even when overwhelmed or self-deprecating about embarrassment in tweets like “i need to stop being embarrassed over anything but its so hard like I overthink everytjing someone save me”, their focus is on feelings and interpersonal dynamics rather than status or intellect. Altogether, their kindness, emotional openness, and emphasis on connection and simple joys align most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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The best-fitting song for @vol9soy is “Life Goes On” by BTS, because their timeline mixes anxiety, tenderness, and quiet, ordinary joy in a way that mirrors the song’s core message. They constantly oscillate between self‑doubt and affection, posting things like “i need to stop being embarrassed over anything but its so hard like I overthink everytjing someone save me” and “kept on embarassing myself in front of peiple i shoudl just kill myself idk”, yet they still find hope in daily moments. Living in Taiwan has given them these soft, cinematic snapshots that echo the song’s imagery, like “il est 8h y fait beau le soleil brille café clope sur mon balcon et je suis à taiwan. la vie vaut tellement la peine d'être vécue.”. Their deep attachment to Yoongi, seen in tweets like “yoongi deserves producer of the deceny for stay alive idgaf” and repeated simple posts of “yoongi”, ties them emotionally to BTS’s discography and its themes of enduring through hardship. The way they talk about music — “all i need is so good... like how do you even make a song like that” and “i love what im doing so much... its like im finally doing what ive always dreamed of... im gonna cry” — shows that they use songs as emotional anchors, just like Life Goes On offers a gentle promise that even when everything feels chaotic, they’ll keep moving forward. Overall, the song’s mix of melancholy, comfort, and quiet perseverance reflects their inner world more closely than any loud, upbeat anthem could.

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