Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Consistently produces varied art and concepts, from OCs and fanart to mods and keychains, e.g. “capitalism has never been this… BAA dass. download the barnaby billy reskin !” and “horrors beyond your comprehension #oc #art”.
- Community‑oriented: Actively engages followers with requests, polls, and thanking them for support, like “thank you guys for doubling my follower count in 3 days!... will be going through more strawpage requests as a treat” and “regularly interacting followers— i see you and know you by name. you are my Friends ❤️”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and absurd humor to entertain, such as “Died today. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun... and shot me point blank. Thank God 🙏” and “artists trying to pilot their obscure fetish be like: comm from anon!”.
- Hardworking: Balances commissions, personal projects, merch, and mods while keeping followers updated, shown in “my comms are open again!... 2 slots only” and “no art while i catch up on comms. take some volatile brand hell yeah in the meantime”.
- Emotionally‑open: Shares personal struggles and feelings, like grief and stress, in “came home to find my first ever betta dead... i love and miss you already mustard <3” and “every waking moment i am in horrible pain . art will be slow”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive‑phrasing: Uses violent language for emphasis, which can alienate some, e.g. “anyone with LED headlights needs to be dragged back in an alley and shot”.
- Shock‑reliant: Leans on extreme or shocking scenarios for jokes, such as “i just hit Rex going 70mph on my truck... I hate this year so much.” and “i missed a shift at irving today and they killed my little cousin”.
- Overextended: Frequently mentions pain, evacuation, or slow art while juggling comms and projects, e.g. “im under a notice for evacuation... so art might be slow lol” and “i dont think ive finished anything new in the last month or so”.
- NSFW‑heavy: Public feed is heavily sexual and fetish‑oriented, which can limit audience and opportunities, as seen in “vulpes getting RAILED. full version on other account 🔜” and “every waking moment i am in horrible pain... self indulgent latex fetish legion art”.
- Boundary‑pressured: Audience requests push into kinks they dislike, and their communication shows difficulty keeping firm boundaries, like “please no more asking me to draw characters pissing themself i don’t want to do it 😭” and the escalating fetish prompts around the coat guy/wireface pieces, e.g. “‘What about coat guy with his hands and legs tied up!’ > youre a little freak anon”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson best: irreverent, chaotic, and funny while still clearly creative and talented. Their humor is dark and over-the-top, like joking about violence and disaster in posts such as “anyone with LED headlights needs to be dragged back in an alley and shot” and “i missed a shift at irving today and they killed my little cousin”, which fits Bart’s edgy prankster vibe. They’re constantly pushing boundaries with sexual and fetish jokes (“please no more asking me to draw characters pissing themself i don’t want to do it 😭”, “i am being sent the most perverted asks ever this is crazy. YES i am going to draw them all.”), just like Bart tests limits in every episode. At the same time, they show genuine affection and attachment, like mourning their betta fish in “i love and miss you already mustard <3” and appreciating regular followers in “regularly interacting followers— i see you and know you by name. you are my Friends ❤️”, which mirrors Bart’s hidden soft side. Their love of in-jokes, fandom chaos, and trolling energy makes them feel far more like Bart than any of the more earnest or straight-laced characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as introverted: most posts center on drawing, games, and niche interests rather than social outings, and they explicitly cherish a smaller circle of close online connections, as in “regularly interacting followers— i see you and know you by name. you are my Friends ❤️”, which suggests depth over breadth. Their humor and creativity are highly intuitive, leaning into surreal or exaggerated scenarios rather than concrete, day‑to‑day detail, like “i missed a shift at irving today and they killed my little cousin” or the over-the-top bit in “a robber came into my house with a loaded gun…”. They seem feeling‑oriented despite dark humor: they’re openly affectionate with followers, emotionally impacted by a pet’s death in “came home to find my first ever betta dead… i love and miss you already mustard <3”, and care about queer identity in “long live lgbtq! #oc”. Their style appears perceiving rather than rigid and scheduled: they often mention art being slow, giving up or scrapping ideas like “i had some good yummy vulpcade sketched but i just CANNOT make it look right so its scrapped”, and impulsively open/close requests and comms such as “art requests are open” then later “no art while i catch up on comms”. Taken together—introverted, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and flexible—the profile lines up best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 99% of your refs come from obscure gay porn sites so no one recognizes them—if I asked you to use me as the 1%, would that make this a truly original piece?
- If Barnaby is the anti‑Billy, does that make me the anti‑‘volpes getting RAILED’? Because I would, respectfully, like to be the one getting absolutely obliterated by your attention instead.
- You joked about artists piloting their obscure fetishes with ‘comm from anon’—what if my kink is just you drawing OCs and rambling about Deadlock and FNV in call while we share a screen?
- You posted ‘regularly interacting followers— I see you and know you by name.’ If I start replying to every Aspis, Vulpes, and Barnaby tweet, can I earn a spot on the Friends list and maybe… a commission of us together?
- You warned us climate change would creep closer until we’re the ones filming it—plot twist, it’s just footage of me realizing I’ve fallen for the guy who drew ‘vulpes body pillow is coming’ and thinking: wow, I kinda want the artist more than the merch.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Illustrator of fandoms, OCs & the occasionally cursed idea. Once missed a shift at Irving and they ‘killed my little cousin.’ Comms update via posts.– @volartile
Your signature cocktail
The Volatile Clam Slam
This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal shot to capture their chaotic, dark humor and dramatic storytelling in posts like “Died today. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun…” and “i am being sent the most perverted asks ever this is crazy. YES i am going to draw them all.”. A hit of spicy chili-infused liqueur reflects their sharp, sometimes violent jokes such as “anyone with LED headlights needs to be dragged back in an alley and shot” and the gleefully unhinged “vulpes getting RAILED. full version on other account 🔜”. The blackberry liqueur adds sweetness and depth for their soft, loyal side toward friends and OCs seen in “regularly interacting followers— i see you and know you by name. you are my Friends ❤️” and “came home to find my first ever betta dead… i love and miss you already mustard <3”. A splash of yogurt whey or coconut kefir nods to their quirky, bodily humor and offbeat tastes, like “been getting into yogurt lately” and the constant flirtation with fetish-adjacent art in “please no more asking me to draw characters pissing themself i don’t want to do it 😭”. Finally, the sea salt and cracked pepper rim winks at the "clam slam" chaos of “not the clam slam”, making the drink experimental, a little dirty, and unapologetically bold—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a distinctly sharp, strategic, and self-preserving edge that aligns most with Slytherin. Their humor leans dark and ruthless, as in the deadpan escalation of violence in tweets like “anyone with LED headlights needs to be dragged back in an alley and shot” and the surreal, murderous bit in “a robber came into my house with a loaded gun… Thank God 🙏”, which suggests comfort with power fantasies and extremity rather than Gryffindor-style moral heroics. They are also openly ambitious and self-promotional about their work, directing followers to their commissions and side accounts, as in “my comms are open again! if you want more examples comment or dm me 2 slots only” and the NSFW funneling in “'Can we req to follow ur nsfw' > how did you find it.”, which shows controlled access and brand awareness. Their resourcefulness and opportunism show in things like monetizing art and mods — e.g., promoting their Barnaby reskin with marketing flair in “capitalism has never been this… BAA dass. download the barnaby billy reskin !” — signaling a Slytherin inclination to leverage creativity for influence. While there is real affection and loyalty toward followers in “regularly interacting followers— i see you and know you by name. you are my Friends ❤️”, the dominant impression is a witty, provocative, boundary-pushing persona that uses edginess, niche appeal, and calculated engagement to grow and maintain a distinct identity, which fits Slytherin more than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
Teenagers by My Chemical Romance fits them because it mixes dark humor, violence, and emotional chaos in the same way their timeline does, like jokingly saying “a robber came into my house with a loaded gun… and shot me point blank. Thank God 🙏”. The song’s theme of being desensitized to danger and brutality mirrors tweets such as “does anyone have that pic of victor being executed by isis” and “anyone with LED headlights needs to be dragged back in an alley and shot”, where extreme imagery is played for edgy, cathartic laughs. Their art and bio lean heavily into fandom, OCs, and sexualized or fetish content (e.g. “vulpes getting RAILED. full version on other account 🔜” and “every waking moment i am in horrible pain . art will be slow. but i am working on self indulgent latex fetish legion art”), which fits the song’s rebellious, transgressive energy. The mix of sincerity and irony in posts like “regularly interacting followers— i see you and know you by name. you are my Friends ❤️” alongside gleefully perverse art prompts (“youre a little freak anon”) reflects the track’s balance of angst and tongue‑in‑cheek attitude. Overall, the song’s ‘feral but self-aware’ teen revolt matches their persona as an irreverent, horny, morbidly funny fandom artist.
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