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Your Simpsons character
Their mix of introspection, creativity, and feeling misunderstood lines up most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re an artist and aspiring musician ("Volkov Music") who can be very self-critical and doubtful about their work, as seen when they say "sometimes I feel like people pretend to like my art but that's probably not the case" and "anyone who followed me for art can unfollow, I don't think I'll draw again anytime soon". They show strong, sometimes overthinking emotional reactions—both affectionate and frustrated—such as "I love you guys" contrasted with "I don't want to talk to anyone anymore". Their tendency to moralize or critique their community, like calling out people mocking art styles in "art community for no damn reason: it's okay to make fun of people's art styles if the art style looks bad in my opinion" and defending game devs in "games you think are 'bad' take months, even YEARS of game development to do", also fits Lisa’s principled side. At the same time, they’re very online, nerdy, and fandom-focused—obsessing over games and VNs like in "I've been playing hollow knight for HOURS."—mirroring Lisa’s passionate, sometimes niche interests that not everyone around her understands.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean strongly introverted: they often feel drained or anxious around attention and interaction, e.g. “every time someone follows me I get nervous”, “what's the point of talking to people that don't wanna talk to me man”, and talk about being burnt out and wanting distance from others, as in “I don't want to talk to anyone anymore”. Their interests are imaginative and fandom-heavy (furry VNs, Hollow Knight, vtubers, OCs), and they speculate and interpret media rather than focusing on concrete, practical details, like in “gacha game players don't understand the difference between an appealing design and a good design”, which points to Intuition. The way they argue is value- and feeling-centered: they defend creators and criticize cruelty (“art community for no damn reason: it's okay to make fun of people's art styles if the art style looks bad in my opinion”) and show strong emotional vulnerability (“sometimes I feel like people pretend to like my art but that's probably not the case”), indicating a Feeling preference. Their life appears unstructured and impulsive—jumping between games, art, vtuber ideas, and emotional states without clear planning, as in “a long time ago... I joked about being a vtuber. I don't think that's a joke anymore with what I'm working on at the moment😭” and “anyone who followed me for art can unfollow, I don't think I'll draw again anytime soon”—which fits Perceiving. Overall, they come across as a sensitive, idealistic, creative introvert with fluctuating motivation and strong personal values, which best matches INFP.

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Volkov Music | Artist & game enjoyer | Splits time between Russia & Belgium | Once played Hollow Knight for hours instead of finishing a sketch.– @Volcovski

Your signature cocktail
The vodka with a dash of black pepper nods to their Russian flag and sharp, sometimes cutting humor, like when they say “you are an incompetent bastard” and rant about games or fandoms. Raspberry liqueur adds a sweet, affectionate side for moments like “I love you guys” and when they hype up mutuals with “please commission this person, their art is very nice and beautiful!!”. Sour apple juice captures their mood swings and self-doubt, from “I don't think I'll ever be the person I used to be anymore, and that's not in a good way” to “sometimes I feel like people pretend to like my art”. The furry-pink cotton candy foam is a playful tribute to their furry/gacha/art side and lines like “omg I LOVE eating furry vns they're so good😭😭” and “do you like my new pfp guys”. Finally, sparkling water with a squeeze of lime keeps it light but fizzy-chaotic, reflecting their energetic rambling about games like “I've been playing hollow knight for HOURS.” and the slightly unhinged creativity of “maybe I could cut myself and make art with my blood just because”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is care for others, loyalty, and a desire to support friends, all very characteristic of Hufflepuff. They repeatedly promote and uplift other artists, e.g. asking people to commission mutuals in tweets like “please commission them, their art is very nice” and “please commission this person, their art is very nice and beautiful!!”, as well as “look at this TERRIBLE art guys (go like mutuals art please)”, which shows a protective, encouraging streak. They emphasize patience and understanding toward others in “I like to think that I'm pretty patient and understanding with people”, and they explicitly invite mutuals to connect more closely on Discord in “hi mutuals, if anyone would like to talk more I'm pretty active on discord^^”, suggesting a focus on community and steady relationships. Even while struggling with burnout and self-doubt, as in “sometimes I feel like people pretend to like my art but that's probably not the case” and “anyone who followed me for art can unfollow, I don't think I'll draw again anytime soon”, they keep showing up for others by complimenting mutuals (“I like complimenting my mutuals”) and expressing affection (“I love you guys”). This consistent pattern of kindness, emotional honesty, and dedication to friends over personal glory fits Hufflepuff far better than the more individualistic traits of the other houses.

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A fitting song for Volkov Music is Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance, because it balances melodramatic sadness, self-doubt, and a strange kind of resilience—much like their timeline. They openly struggle with burnout and feeling unlike their past self, as seen in tweets like “I haven't been able to draw because I'm so burnt out from everything” and “I don't think I'll ever be the person I used to be anymore, and that's not in a good way”, echoing the song’s themes of losing who you were and trying to keep going anyway. At the same time, they show affection and connection—“I love you guys”, “I've met plenty of wonderful people last year, and I appreciate you guys very much”—which fits the song’s bittersweet, communal catharsis. Their mix of dark, dramatic humor (“maybe I could cut myself and make art with my blood just because”) and artsy, emotional identity as an 'artisan' who’s into games and creative projects aligns well with MCR’s theatrical emo aesthetic. Overall, the song’s narrative of being weighed down yet still moving forward mirrors Volkov’s own oscillation between despair, irony, and genuine care for their friends and art.

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