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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical: He dissects policy and international maneuvers in thread-like judgments and links (e.g., 'From a US hegemony interest perspective...' and multiple Intellinews/Valdai links), showing careful evidence-based thinking.
- Curious: Pursuing languages ('Aiming for Chinese after I reach my B2 for Russian') and watching 'linguistics videos' reveals an appetite for learning across domains.
- Courageous: He voices unpopular or blunt takes publicly, calling out elites ('فلاحت نمونه بارز مسئولی هست') and challenging narratives about Gaza and US policy, which takes intellectual bravery.
- Culturally literate: Frequent references to film scores, OSTs, podcasts and music ('پاپیون', 'Monstercat', Michael Brooks) show broad cultural knowledge that he mobilizes in analysis.
- Self-aware: He admits mistakes and recalibrates ('Fell for it again award 🏅', 'Well, they gave it a good shot. Hope to not fall for it again.'), which shows reflective humility.
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- Sharp Tongue: He publicly humiliates or harshly judges politicians ('فلاحت نمونه بارز مسئولی هست که نور خورشید رو هم نباید ببینه'), which can alienate moderates or inflame debates.
- Risk of Overwhelm: His dense consumption of news, podcasts and long reads ('سه ساعت گوش دادن به سخنرانی والدای پوتین...') suggests he may get cognitively overloaded and fatigued.
- Partial Public Focus: Although a translator by trade he 'rarely tweets about translation', implying a mismatch between professional remit and public persona that could limit career visibility.
- Occasional Cynicism: Recurrent sarcasm about diplomacy and elites ('اینها هنوز در باغ نیستن') can harden into blanket pessimism that blinds nuance.
- Perfectionist Tendencies: He judges outputs harshly and aims for strong standards ('من به اندازه کافی انتقادپذیر نیستم چون هر کدوم از کامنتا تیری بود به قلبم'), which can slow decisions or make him self-critical.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best Simpsons analogue: intellectually earnest, politically vocal, and culturally literate, which maps well to Amir's combination of scholarship and moral-political commentary. Like Lisa, he consumes and cites serious sources (podcasts, think pieces, academic clips) and often laments the failings of leaders and public opinion while holding firm convictions. He mixes compassion with critique rather than pure cynicism, much like Lisa's activist streak balanced with intelligence.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
INTJ fits because Amir exhibits future-focused strategic thinking (Ni) and an evidence-driven, organized critique style (Te). He sketches long-term shifts — for example his interest in '«چرخش به شرق» for Iran' and comments about hedging strategies — showing big-picture vision and sequencing. His posts are analytical and argument-heavy rather than emotionally reactive, as in 'From a US hegemony interest perspective...' and 'This is mostly to make up with Qatar over Israel,' which reveal logical structuring of ideas. He also values competence and autonomy (rarely tweets about translation despite being a translator, and says he will learn montage when more free), consistent with INTJ independence and private standards.
Some pickup lines for you
- I could help you edit a montage of our conversations — I promise a perfect cut of your best lines and a soundtrack with all those old Monstercat songs you miss.
- If you teach me one Russian phrase and one Persian poem, I'll teach you how to say 'I fancy you' in three different languages — hastening your B2 and my charm.
- We could match necklaces and our debate styles: you bring the strategy, I'll bring the soundtrack — think of it as a bilateral treaty of vibes.
- Are you Duolingo? Because every time I see you my heart wants more lives to learn your language.
- Call me a policy brief: concise, persuasive, and impossible to ignore — I'll even include footnotes about why you should let me take you to a film score night.
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Amir ░ Dashteгол — bilingual translator & IR analyst (MA) obsessed with Russian foreign policy. Polyglot in progress (Russian → Chinese), critic of Western hegemony, curator of geopolitics, music nostalgia, and film edits. Rare translation tweets, frequent hard-nosed takes. 🇮🇷📚🎧– @volgrim
Your signature cocktail
Dashtegol Diplomatic
The 'Dashtegol Diplomatic' fuses Russian (vodka) and Iranian (pomegranate) notes with an intellectual smoke (black tea) and a sharp citrus finish — much like Amir's Russian studies, Iranian roots and sharp policy takes. It's contemplative and a little austere (smoked tea + vodka), with a bright edge for wit (lemon), matching his habit of combining cultural nostalgia and cold strategic clarity ('Aiming for Chinese after I reach my B2 for Russian' and many soundtrack posts).
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Amir leans Slytherin because his tweets prioritize strategy, power dynamics, and calculated political outcomes rather than idealistic platitudes. He repeatedly frames state action as a matter of leverage and survival — for example he argues 'One of the benefits of fighting American imperialism in the region is weakening all these overt and covert allies of Israel,' which is realist and instrumental. He also pushes for long-term strategic shifts ('«چرخش به شرق» for Iran') rather than short-term moralizing, and he does not shy from tough measures or hard analysis — traits Slytherin values: ambition, cunning and pragmatic loyalty to a cause.
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Masters of War - Bob Dylan
The scathing, accusatory tone of Dylan's 'Masters of War' fits Amir's public voice that calls out warmongers and structural bad faith: he writes about 'incredibly bad faith' revisionism and denounces 'collective punishment' dynamics. The song's moral fury and indictment of elite architects of conflict resonate with his critique of US hegemony, Israeli policy, and cynical diplomacy across his tweets.
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