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Your Simpsons character
John shares Bart Simpson's mischievous and rebellious spirit. His chaotic tweets, like 'wake up take shit get out of bed kiss a picture of ulfric stormcloak on my wall,' mirror Bart's penchant for absurd antics. His edgy humor, such as 'Filthy Fucking Argonian,' aligns with Bart's irreverent attitude. Both thrive on pushing boundaries and stirring up chaos while remaining oddly endearing.

Your MBTI personality Type
John fits the ENTP type, known for their curiosity, wit, and love for experimentation. His tweet 'I'm doing an Experiment. I'm Sure the Results will be... Very, Very, Interesting' highlights his innovative and playful mindset. His chaotic humor, such as 'i like eating little nibbles off of erasers,' shows his ability to entertain and provoke thought. ENTPs thrive on debate and exploration, much like John's eclectic tweets about Skyrim, metal music, and social dynamics.

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Chaotic Skyrim enthusiast | Multicultural wanderer 🇷🇸🇳🇴 | Metalhead & niche genre lover 🎸 | Experimental online persona creator | Eats erasers, loves Ulfric Stormcloak, and rants about dragons 🐉.– @volkov_molotov

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The 'Dragonborn Mead' reflects John’s love for Skyrim and chaotic adventures. Honey Mead is a nod to his tweet 'throw up from the mead i drank last night,' while whiskey adds a bold kick fitting his edgy humor. Cinnamon and apple cider bring warmth and complexity, much like his multicultural background in 'born in:🇷🇸 lived in:🇷🇸🇺🇸🇳🇴.' The dragonfruit garnish ties it to his love for dragons and fantasy lore.

Your Hogwarts House
John's ambition, experimentation, and chaotic humor align with Slytherin traits. His tweet 'I'm doing an Experiment. I'm Sure the Results will be... Very, Very, Interesting' shows a cunning and strategic mindset. His love for Skyrim and its morally complex characters, like Ulfric Stormcloak, reflects Slytherin's appreciation for power and legacy. Additionally, his edgy humor, such as 'Filthy Fucking Argonian,' fits the house's bold and unapologetic nature.

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This Skyrim-inspired song fits John's obsession with the game and its lore. Tweets like 'wake up take shit get out of bed kiss a picture of ulfric stormcloak on my wall' show his deep connection to its themes. The song's epic fantasy vibe mirrors his love for dragons and chaotic adventures, such as 'AITA For Killing Dragons Without Letting Them Speak Their Side.'

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