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Your Simpsons character
Lisa is the show's intellectual, often questioning reality and feeling out of place, which mirrors Voltorik_'s existential musings and desire for meaningful work (e.g., "I have too many things I've been trying to figure out all at once" and "I want to do work that contributes to core reality"). Like Lisa, the user expresses cynicism toward superficial culture and corporate greed ("People will say shit like 'I want to help build a better world' and then start a fucking SaaS company...") while seeking depth in science and engineering. Both are frustrated by the lack of genuine progress ("I think we'll see everything collapse in my lifetime") and value authenticity over status ("I don't like to try that hard when it comes to other people and it has nothing to do with my ability to do so"). The user's focus on learning, self‑improvement, and skepticism about mainstream narratives aligns well with Lisa's characteristic curiosity and moral compass.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introversion, preferring solitary activities like gaming and personal reflection (e.g., "I'm only online because I like video games" and "I have no idea wtf I'm supposed to be doing with my life"). They demonstrate intuitive, abstract thinking, pondering big questions about reality, consciousness, and societal collapse (e.g., "Proximity to truth is entirely determined by prediction accuracy" and "I think we'll see everything collapse in my lifetime"). Their decision‑making is driven by logical analysis rather than emotion, as seen in blunt critiques of industry and people (e.g., "People will say shit like 'I want to help build a better world' and then start a fucking SaaS company" and "I hate IT"). Finally, they exhibit a judging orientation, planning long‑term goals such as learning C++, buying land, and building a castle, and expressing a desire for structured, reality‑bound work (e.g., "I will become an engineer that I actually respect" and "I want to be part of the group that builds things that last forever").

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Engineer seeking tangible impact, LEGO dreamer, gamer, and occasional AI‑assistant whisperer. Building the future one circuit at a time.– @Voltorik_

Your signature cocktail
The drink mirrors Voltorik’s blend of old‑soul cynicism and electric curiosity. The rye reflects their “old soul” vibe ("I know I'm an old soul…"), while blue curaçao nods to the ‘voltaic’ pronunciation and LEGO dream (“I'd love to work for LEGO”). Activated charcoal captures the jaded, dark‑thinking side (“I'm so jaded about shit and I'm not even 25 yet”). Lemon juice adds the crisp reality‑checking edge from tweets like “I don’t think everything happens for a reason…”. Finally, smoked bitters embody their bitter‑sweet view of tech and existence (“The only software I think is interesting is the kind that makes stuff move”).

Your Hogwarts House
Voltorik frequently emphasizes personal ambition and resourcefulness, such as wanting to "make money without ever needing to have a LinkedIn account" (2025-12-13) and determining they "need roughly $10 million dollars" (2025-12-22). They express a pragmatic, self‑preserving outlook, stating "I hate IT" and "the only software I think is interesting is the kind that makes stuff move" (2025-12-15), showing a focus on efficiency and personal goals. Their disdain for conventional structures and desire to "build a castle on like 50 acres of land in the Midwest" (2025-12-22) further reflects the Slytherin traits of ambition, strategic planning, and a willingness to pursue unconventional paths.

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Voltorik’s tweets repeatedly convey existential dread, disillusionment with modern tech and society, and a yearning for purpose – lines like “I think we'll see everything collapse in my lifetime,” “I don’t like to try that hard when it comes to other people,” and “The only software I think is interesting is the kind that makes stuff move.” The melancholy chorus of “Mad world, how can we ever make sense of it?” mirrors their feeling that the world is a chaotic, hollow place and that they are a “old soul” watching it unravel. The song’s introspective tone and lyrical focus on alienation perfectly capture the blend of cynicism and yearning for deeper meaning that runs through Voltorik’s timeline.

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