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They’re snarky and very online, but underneath the shitposting there’s a strong critical and ethical streak, which lines up most with Lisa. They call out bad fandom takes and lazy discourse, like when they argue that absolving a woman of responsibility is still misogynistic: “do y'all not realize that absolving yuki of her fault here bc she's a woman is also infantilizing and misogynistic?” and “judge her for what she did, not based on her gender alone.” That mix of moral reasoning and irritation at people being dense mirrors Lisa’s constant frustration with others missing the point. They also show media literacy and strong opinions about art/animation, e.g. “can they put some color in Netflix shows? fr man this is one piece. why is it so grey and desaturated??” and “cash cow is different from passion project”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to critique culture rather than just consume it. Finally, despite the cynical humor, there’s real emotional attachment to characters and stories—like their soft spot for Rika and Suguru in tweets such as “my girl is back waaaaa !!!!! she's so petty already 🩷🩷 but what can we expect from a girl who died young 🥀”—echoing Lisa’s mix of earnest passion and exasperated commentary.

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They lean introverted: their social world is mostly online fandom and solo media consumption, e.g. replaying Tokimeki Memorial Girl’s Side and complaining about clunky mechanics or stats (“tried to replay tmgs1 but it's so clunky…”, “i've been playing tmgs3 lately but it's so hard not to minmax…”), rather than talking about real‑life gatherings or craving attention. Their tweets show a strong Intuitive style: they constantly dissect fictional narratives, themes, and meta-fandom behavior, such as comparing genocide advice to a school‑shooter analogy (“it's like telling a kid who's good at target practice that school shooting is an option…”) and discussing power-scaling war crimes in fiction (“are we really gonna powerscale japan's vs usa's war crimes”). They come off as Thinking over Feeling: they critique arguments and logic bluntly, calling out fandom for bad reading comprehension or ill‑framed discourse (“jjk fans have to be spoonfed everything…”; “no matter the topic, it annoys me when ppl turn it into a misogyny issue when it's a woman at fault…”). Their tone is often analytical and principle‑driven, like pointing out how excusing Yuki is itself misogynistic (“do y'all not realize that absolving yuki of her fault here bc she's a woman is also infantilizing and misogynistic?”), which suggests prioritizing internally consistent reasoning over harmony. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than Judging: they admit to impulsive, trial‑and‑error playstyles and lack of structured planning (“i haven't played this game in years… im just gonna rp as a cute girl persona instead of using a guide lol let's see where her story goes”; “fuck it we ball”), and their timeline is a spontaneous stream of reactions, tangents, and shifting interests rather than organized projects or schedules. Altogether, the introspective yet sharp media analysis, logical but irreverent argument style, and spontaneous approach to hobbies fit INTP best.

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Filipino media nerd tweeting about JJK, CSM, otome games & fandom drama. Once replayed Tokimemo just to roleplay as a cute girl and never looked back.– @vomitragz

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This overproof dark rum base hits as hard as their fandom takes and unfiltered snark, from calling out fandom illiteracy in “jjk fans are not beating the illiteracy allegations 😭😭😭” to dragging discourse like “gojo fans are the most stupid ppl in the fandom ong”. A sharp shot of calamansi juice with a salted rim nods to their Filipino roots and salty side, like “are we really gonna powerscale japan's vs usa's war crimes” and “disgusting comment section. everyone posting their images should really turn off comments and block grok.”. The black cherry cola keeps it sweet, playful, and a bit trashy-romantic, fitting their mix of horny and heartfelt in “Pure Love 🙂↕️♥️💍” and “i hate NTR and its variants as porn tags but as catalyst for drama and angst for the main couple? 🤤🤤😋🍽️”. An absinthe rinse adds chaotic, cursed energy for their love of suffering and ryona, like “beautiful. i want to see more pictures of this guy in agony and bleeding. merry Christmas 🎁” and the desire for “more naoya ryona fanart pleaseeee 🙏🙇”. Finally, a spray of edible glitter on top captures their dramatic, meme-heavy flair and horny posting—perfect for someone who proudly declares “i ♥️ frotting !!” and calls themselves “geto suguru's pathetic low T beta cuck husband ☆” in their bio.

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This user shows a strongly analytical, media-literate way of thinking that fits Ravenclaw best. They repeatedly dissect character motivations and moral responsibility in detail, like when they argue that Yuki is partially at fault for influencing a depressed kid with powers, comparing it to telling a skilled shooter that a school shooting is an option: “it's like telling a kid who's good at target practice that school shooting is an option if he wants to get rid of his problem.” and explicitly reject shallow gender-based readings: “judge her for what she did, not based on her gender alone.”. They also notice structural/platform mechanics and fandom meta, such as critiquing X/Twitter search and reach systems via filters and dev-discussion links: “you can mute keywords, block accounts, and filter by post type 🧍” and signal-boosting technical posts like “I found the actual filter in the code (OONReplyFilter.scala, line 19).”. Their media commentary is precise and reference-heavy—complaining about Netflix color grading in One Piece “why is it so grey and desaturated??”, comparing Chainsaw Man to multiple directors and films in one tweet “chainsawman clears pta's highest grossing film ... and joachim trier's best reviewed film?”, and analyzing character dynamics in depth like Toji and his son “i love my wife so much that i sold our son to my abusive estranged family...”. Even when jokingly mean, their edge is delivered with wit and meta-awareness, e.g. mocking fandom misreadings of text: “jjk fans have to be spoonfed everything... these mfs don't know 'show, don't tell' and understand implied info.”. Overall, the combination of close reading, pattern-spotting across franchises, and a preference for nuance over simple takes matches Ravenclaw’s intellectual and analytical traits more than the ambition of Slytherin, the heart-driven loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the impulsive courage of Gryffindor.

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The chaotic, wry energy of Teenagers fits them perfectly: they oscillate between biting media/fandom criticism and gleeful mess. They constantly roast fandom and discourse, like when they say “jjk fans have to be spoonfed everything holy shit these mfs don't know 'show, don't tell' and understand implied info. everything has to be an info dump 💀💀💀” and complain about people turning everything into misogyny discourse instead of looking at actions, as in “no matter the topic, it annoys me when ppl turn it into a misogyny issue when it's a woman at fault. judge her for what she did, not based on her gender alone.”. Their timeline is full of irreverent, often horny fandom takes and violent slapstick affection—like “beautiful. i want to see more pictures of this guy in agony and bleeding. merry Christmas 🎁” and “we alr got an animated scene of naoya beat up but there still aren't a lot of naoya ryona art on my tl. useless fandom smh”—which matches the song’s mix of dark humor and aggression. At the same time, they show a softer, nostalgic side for games and characters (“i might just replay tokimemo gs again atp because i keep seeing it on my tl”, “thinking about angel and his wife...”), mirroring the song’s underlying sense of weary affection beneath all the sneering. Overall, Teenagers captures their blend of sardonic commentary, exaggerated violence-as-a-bit, and emotionally charged fandom attachment.

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