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Your Simpsons character
Pom's sarcastic humor and rebellious streak make him a great match for Bart Simpson. Like Bart, Pom enjoys poking fun at societal norms, as seen in his critique of Spotify Wrapped ('Niquez vous avez vos wrapped spotify bande de riches'). His knack for storytelling, like his vomiting anecdote, mirrors Bart’s flair for creating chaos and sharing wild tales. Both have a mischievous yet endearing charm that makes them lovable troublemakers.

Your MBTI personality Type
Pom exhibits traits of an ENTP: outgoing, witty, and always questioning norms. His extraversion shines through his storytelling tweets, like the vomiting anecdote ('je suis allé avec la famille de ma copine... et que le soir j'ai vomit partout'). His intuitive and analytical side is evident in his critique of societal trends, such as over-sexualization in media ('Le monde a été pornoifié'). His thinking side drives his sarcastic humor, like his Harry Potter critique ('raf harry potter ça pue sa grand mère'). Lastly, his perceiving nature allows him to adapt and find humor in life’s chaos.

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Sarcastic storyteller from Albuquerque | Master of awkward anecdotes & hot takes | Critiquing culture, roasting Spotify Wrapped, and theorizing about parking conspiracies | DM for chaos.– @vondevondavonn

Your signature cocktail
The 'Sarcastic Spritz' captures Pom’s sharp wit and refreshing humor. Aperol’s bittersweet taste mirrors his mix of sarcasm and thoughtfulness, as seen in his critique of over-sexualization in media ('Le monde a été pornoifié'). Lime juice adds a zesty kick, reflecting his playful takes on life, like his vomiting anecdote ('je suis allé avec la famille de ma copine... et que le soir j'ai vomit partout'). The orange peel garnish symbolizes his creative storytelling, making it a drink as layered as his personality.

Your Hogwarts House
Pom fits Slytherin with his sharp wit, ambition, and rebellious nature. His tweet 'raf harry potter ça pue sa grand mère' shows his willingness to go against popular opinion, a classic Slytherin trait. His knack for creating humorous conspiracy theories, like the parking space tweet ('J'ai une théorie je pense il fait ça pour pouvoir se garer sur les places handicapé'), reflects their cunning and creativity. While he might lack Gryffindor's boldness or Hufflepuff's loyalty, his self-awareness and critical thinking align with Slytherin's resourcefulness.

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This song’s blend of sarcasm and introspection matches Pom’s personality. His self-deprecating humor, like his tweet about his girlfriend not calling him handsome ('J'ai demandé a ma copine de me décrire en 3 mots, elle a pas mit beau'), reflects the song’s themes of loneliness and self-awareness. His critical takes on societal issues, such as over-sexualization in media ('Le monde a été pornoifié'), align with the song’s rebellious undertones. It’s a perfect anthem for his mix of wit and depth.

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