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Lisa Simpson is known for her love of learning, history, and political analysis, which mirrors the user’s bio that calls them a "Geopolitics enjoyer" who "likes analyzing world situation and linking it to history." She often points out that "those who do not study history are doomed to repeat the past mistake," a sentiment directly echoed in the user’s bio and many of their tweets. The user’s frequent real‑politik commentary, such as "TL;DR Sanseito: The anti‑globalist voice pushing for sovereignty, realpolitiek, and self‑determination," aligns with Lisa’s habit of debating the moral and strategic implications of global affairs on the show. Lisa’s willingness to challenge conventional wisdom—e.g., "One way to solve both misogyny and misandry is to stop dividing people by sexes"—matches the user’s contrarian posts like "Never thought I would agree with this crazy leftist, but in this case he is correct." Overall, Lisa’s combination of intellectual curiosity, historical perspective, and a tendency to argue both sides of an issue makes her the Simpsons character that best reflects @VonPrussen’s tweet pattern.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s bio states "I like analyzing world situation and linking it to history," indicating a preference for abstract, pattern‑based thinking (N). Their frequent historical analogies, such as "Using MEFO bills for unprofitable war equipment production … it’s better to have a functional export economy THEN construct the war equipment after you dominated your neighbour economically," show dominant introverted intuition (Ni) and strategic long‑term planning. They consistently use logical, fact‑based arguments – e.g., "Never thought I would agree with this crazy leftist … the billionaire class only cares about profit for the next quarter" – reflecting a thinking (T) preference. Their posts are organized and goal‑oriented, as seen in the TL;DR summary "Sanseito: The anti‑globalist voice … Conservative Party: Neocon war hawks prioritizing interventionism," and in future‑oriented political forecasts like "Hopefully they can get in coalition with Reform in 2029," indicating a judging (J) style. The overall tone is assertive and outward‑focused, often addressing "the internet" and "people," which aligns with extraversion (E).

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History‑buff, geopolitics nerd, and meme‑collector. I turn world news into witty threads—once sparked a debate over Apple mice. #Realpolitik– @VonPrussen

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The Realpolitik Rumble fuses a sturdy rye whiskey base, echoing the blunt, no‑nonsense tone of the tweet 'The only thing Cambodia can win is media perception and keyboard warriors'. A splash of Japanese shochu pays homage to the frequent East‑Asian focus, as seen in 'Westerners calling Takaichi as far right knows nothing about the political culture in Japan'. Bitter Campari reflects the user's critique of unchecked capitalism, quoted in 'Unregulated capitalism has already been tried and that is Edwardian Britain before WW1'. Honey syrup smooths the blend, mirroring the desire for nuanced history and 'realpolitiek' from the tweet 'TL;DR Sanseito: The anti‑globalist voice pushing for sovereignty, realpolitiek, and self‑determination'. Finally, a dash of Angostura bitters represents the complex, often contradictory geopolitics the account dissects, captured in 'Left Right are supposed to be a crude oversimplified spectrum'.

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The user's bio stresses a love for analysis and history – "I like analyzing world situation and linking it to history" – which highlights a drive for knowledge. Many tweets draw on historical precedent, such as "Unregulated capitalism has already been tried and that is Edwardian Britain before WW1", showing a scholarly approach. They also frame political ideas in strategic terms, e.g., "The anti globalist voice pushing for sovereignty, realpolitiek, and self determination", reflecting intellectual depth. Their commentary often critiques ignorance, as in "It appears some people on the internet are politically illiterate", emphasizing critical thinking over bravery or loyalty. These traits align closely with Ravenclaw's emphasis on wisdom and learning.

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The song "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel captures VonPrussen's fascination with history and geopolitics, as their bio stresses 'Those who does not study history are doomed to repeat the past mistake'. Their tweets like 'Using MEFO bills for unprofitable war equipment production rather than a responsible civilian economy...' and 'Unregulated capitalism has already been tried and that is Edwardian Britain before WW1' show a deep awareness of historical patterns, echoing the song's litany of past events. They frequently warn about repeating mistakes, e.g., 'Sanseito: The anti globalist voice pushing for sovereignty, realpolitiek...' which mirrors the refrain that the fire has always been burning. Their critique of modern political narratives, such as calling out American internet culture, aligns with the song’s theme of ongoing historical cycles. Overall, the song’s rapid historical references and warning that we inherit past fires fits their focus on realpolitik and learning from history.

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