Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses witty comparisons and punchlines, like calling Gremistas 'the bolsonaristas of the ball' in “Gremistas são os bolsonaristas da bola, né possivel”.
- Passionate fan: Shows deep emotional investment in Internacional and football history, e.g. altering Brasileirão history in “Se eu pudesse mover um pedra na história do Brasileirão...” and multiple Inter board critiques.
- Culturally aware: Engages with Brazilian media and regional culture, referencing gaucho expressions in “Não tem como, o feito é praticamente uma expressão do gauches” and local chains in “Atacados... Farmácia São João de alto orçamento”.
- Media literate: Comments insightfully on series and games, like Bethesda design in “A experiência 'jogo da Bethesda' aí” and analyzing Gen V vs The Boys in “Amazon vacilou com o marketing da S2 de Gen V po”.
- Self-reflective: Shares personal memories and small regrets, like the 'Bom dia Victor' story in “O fato de um dia eu ter dado 'Bom dia Victor' para outra pessoa me persegue até hoje” and family resemblance in “Eu sou parecido com minha mãe e meu avô paterno”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequent use of profanity and insults, e.g. “Vsfd, pensei que o ator tinha morrido” and “Vai tomar no cu Guzma”.
- Tribal mentality: Strong us-vs-them framing in football rivalries, as in “Gremistas são os bolsonaristas da bola, né possivel” and “Maior rival do Inter é o Conselho Deliberativo do Inter”.
- Cynical tone: Often expresses pessimism or disdain, like calling Facebook 'a place lost by God' in “Facebook é um lugar perdido por Deus” and mocking local football in “situação deplorável do futebol gaúcho”.
- Conflict-focused: Frequently centers on controversy or criticism—Inter board, other fans, politics—as in “Vai sair de um time onde os conselheiros querem destruir tudo...” and “Esse caso tem 3 vitimas, infelizmente nenhuma delas é um dos adultos do caso”.
- Self-deprecating: Leans into personal put-downs or low expectations, like “Nunca vou chegar nesse nivel, graças a Deus” and joking about needing a relationship just to say 'my wife' in “Namorar para poder chegar no mercado e falar...”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user is a passionate, slightly chaotic sports fan whose identity is tightly tied to his club, much like Homer’s all‑consuming love for the Isotopes and anything Springfield-related. He constantly jokes about rivalry and suffering in football, such as calling Gremistas “the bolsonaristas of the ball” in “Gremistas são os bolsonaristas da bola, né possivel” and saying the Inter’s biggest rival is its own council in “Maior rival do Inter é o Conselho Deliberativo do Inter”, which mirrors Homer’s dramatic, exaggerated way of seeing his team and town. There’s also a lazy, self-deprecating streak—he buys games he doesn’t play (stated in his bio) and complains humorously about small chores, like being exhausted just from washing dishes in “Lavei a louça agora pouco e estou assim”, very much in line with Homer’s tendency to overreact to basic tasks. At the same time, he’s affectionate and family-aware, telling an elaborate romantic family story in “Gerações atrás na minha família uma estudante para freira...” and reflecting on resemblance to relatives in “Eu sou parecido com minha mãe e meu avô paterno...”, which echoes Homer’s clumsy but genuine attachment to his family. His love of junk food/energy-drink type pleasures, like calling Red Bull Zero basically his favorite drink in “Redbull Zero se tornou basicamente a minha bebida favorita recentemente”, and his impulsive, meme-heavy fandom of series, games, and comics all fit Homer’s mix of lowbrow enthusiasm, emotional outbursts, and surprising occasional insight.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean introvert: their social life is mostly implied through niche interests (football, games, series) and solitary activities like gaming and watching shows rather than overt socializing, e.g. joking about buying Steam games they don’t play in their bio and describing a very specific childhood memory at the stadium in “Estádio de futebol é o lugar onde toda criança precisa proferir seu primeiro palavrão”. Their focus on patterns and hypotheticals over pure concrete detail suggests intuition: they imagine altering history in “Se eu pudesse mover um pedra na história do Brasileirão, seria dar os títulos de 77 e 78 pro Inter” and spin meta takes about media like “Amazon vacilou com o marketing da S2 de Gen V po Ela tá melhor que a primeira e que a S4 de The Boys”. They clearly favor thinking: their humor is analytical and often cutting, as in “Gremistas são os bolsonaristas da bola, né possivel” and the dry logic in “Alegria do colorado é ver gremista triste Alegria do gremista é ver colorado triste Isso diz muito sobre a situação deplorável do futebol gaúcho”. The judging vs perceiving axis tilts to perceiving: he often reacts spontaneously to news or memes (“Facebook é um lugar perdido por Deus”) and jokes about procrastination or lack of structure, like needing money last minute in “Tenho que arrumar 320 reais até dia 10” and watching a phone review only after buying it in “Assistindo vídeo de Review do celular depois de comprar ele”. Overall, an analytical, sarcastic, speculative style with reactive rather than structured life-planning fits best with INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You studying Chemical Engineering at UFRGS, collecting Steam games you never play, and still knowing that Inter only ganhou a Liberta de 2010 por causa do escudo bonito… how about we start a new project: optimize my heart’s reactions while we marathon your untouched library?
- You said estádio de futebol is where every kid should say their first bad word — if we go to Beira-Rio together, I promise to xingar the referee with you… and then thank him later for giving me the excuse to hold you during the VAR anxiety.
- As a fellow Fallout enjoyer who fears a Preston jumpscare, I have a proposal: we romance like Bethesda side quests. You breathe, 50 dates aparecem do bueiro, and none of them bug — unless it’s us clipping into each other’s arms.
- You compared Fluminense (Speed) vs City (Guepardo) — but honestly, my crush on you is more like Bruno ‘Tired Horse’ Henrique: only golaço, zero Weverton energy… I just need you in goal so I can finally score a reply in your DMs.
- You envy American strawberries, reclamou do cigarro na fila do RU, and said marrying is good just to falar ‘minha mulher mandou eu pegar tal coisa’ no mercado — we could solve the three at once: I cook dessert with strawberries, we breathe clean air, and you finally get to point at me and say ‘she’s the one who sent me.’
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23 • Chem eng student @ UFRGS • Internacional sufferer, Fallout enjoyer & series critic • Bought too many Steam games and still started Alan Wake– @Vorthemos
Your signature cocktail
Redbull Zero Libertadores Fizz
This drink starts with cachaça as a nod to their Brazilian roots and gaucho identity, plus the stadium-swearing futebol childhood spirit shown in “Estádio de futebol é o lugar onde toda criança precisa proferir seu primeiro palavrão”. Red Bull Zero goes in because they literally declared it “basicamente a minha bebida favorita” in “Redbull Zero se tornou basicamente a minha bebida favorita recentemente”, giving the cocktail gamer-and-series-binge energy. A chimarrão-infused syrup represents their gaucho phrasing and local humor from “Não tem como, o feito é praticamente uma expressão do gauches”, adding a herbal, nerdy twist like a Bethesda side quest. The dash of bitters reflects their sharp, occasionally salty takes on Grêmio and football politics in “Gremistas são os bolsonaristas da bola, né possivel” and “Alegria do colorado é ver gremista triste Alegria do gremista é ver colorado triste Isso diz muito sobre a situação deplorável do futebol gaúcho”. Finally, the lime peel twist adds brightness and flair, echoing their playful cine/nerd side from “Amazon vacilou com o marketing da S2 de Gen V po Ela tá melhor que a primeira e que a S4 de The Boys” and their excitement for DCU and Fallout in “Acho que meu grande hype pra S2 de Fallout é ele estar nela”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Across their timeline, they show a clear pattern of analytical thinking and curiosity rather than purely emotional or status-driven posting. As a Chemical Engineering student, they casually reference Calculus and math humor, joking about someone who "rodou em Cálculo 1 e decidiu derivar uma constante" in “O cara rodou em Cálculo 1 e decidiu derivar uma constante Kirk”, which shows comfort with abstract reasoning. They also dive into detailed nerdy systems like tabletop mechanics in “Gumshoe é algo que existe em T20, não no livro base, mas sim nas Jornadas Heróicas. Mestro Duelo de Dragões e Guerra Artoniana e todo momento tem sucesso automático para situações onde se tem alguem treinado em alguma pericia”, reflecting a love of structure and rules. Their media commentary is often comparative and evaluative, such as analyzing series quality in “Amazon vacilou com o marketing da S2 de Gen V po Ela tá melhor que a primeira e que a S4 de The Boys”, which suggests a critical, ranking mind. Even in football takes, they frame ideas conceptually, like hypothetically rewriting Brasileirão history in “Se eu pudesse mover um pedra na história do Brasileirão, seria dar os títulos de 77 e 78 pro Inter, fechando um Penta seguido”, indicating a tendency to think in "what if" scenarios. The mix of niche game references, structured analysis, and intellectual humor aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw over the other houses.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, ironic, but passionate vibe fits them, and Smells Like Teen Spirit captures that blend of boredom, sarcasm, and real emotion. They constantly mix humor with frustration, like when they complain about campus life and routines in tweets such as “Algum fumante filho da puta ascendeu a porra de um cigarro na fila do RU” and joke about chores in “Lavei a louça agora pouco e estou assim”. There’s also that very self-aware, almost slacker energy of buying games and not playing them, reflected already in their bio “Compro jogos na Steam e não jogo,” and reinforced by posts like “Até hoje eu n sei o que passou na minha cabeça quando zerei Alan Wake”. At the same time, they’re intensely passionate about football and pop culture, celebrating and suffering with Inter in tweets like “Flamengo Estudiantes Racing Palmeiras Nossa rota para a terceira estrela” and going all‑caps hyped with “ESSE EPISÓDIO DE PACIFICADOR FOI DO CARALHO YESSSSSSSSSS”. This mix of irony, youthful angst, and genuine enthusiasm mirrors the restless, explosive spirit of the song.
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