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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly joking even about heavy topics. They lean into edgy humor and shock value like Bart does, with posts such as “gurgle on my FAT dick” and “SOOOOO STUPID DIE GAYS” clearly signalling a provocative, trollish style. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable side under the loud chaos, shown when they talk about ex-friends and feeling hurt, as in “when two irl bitches are vague posting about you and yk damn well it’s about you but whenever you ask if you did anything wrong they deny it” and “were talking shit for god knows how long ... then ghosted me when i begged to talk”. Their over-the-top reactions to fandom stuff — “IM SO VOXPILLED” and “IM SO NAUSEOUS I LOVE TJEM” — mirror Bart’s dramatic, obsessive enthusiasm for whatever he’s into at the moment. Overall, they feel like a very online, fandom-poisoned version of Bart: loud, messy, rude on purpose, but clearly craving connection and validation.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly reach out for interaction, ask for engagement, and publicly process drama and feelings, e.g. “ITS MY TURN WHORES WHAT OOMF AM I”, “goodnight chat send me things”, and “ITS 2:30AM SEND ME STUFF”. Their focus on fandom concepts, meta discourse, and identity points to Intuition over Sensing: they rant about fictional morality and tagging norms in an abstract way, e.g. “omfg i am also a victim i’m allowed to like a fictional villain” and “wait till they discover ‘don’t like don’t read’”. They make decisions and arguments through emotion, relationships, and values rather than detached logic, strongly suggesting Feeling: see “when two irl bitches are vague posting about you…” and the upset over friends and ex‑friends in “were talking shit for god knows how long…”. Their timeline is impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured, showing a Perceiving style: sudden mood/tone shifts like “IM PREGNANT i’m four days late…”, “getting out of the everything shower lightheaded…”, and “I WANT IT TO BE SUMMER ALREADY” reflect spontaneity rather than planning. Overall, the combination of high-energy social posting, imaginative fandom fixation, value-heavy emotional reactions, and go-with-the-flow chaos fits ENFP best.

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15 • it/its • British multi-fandom menace. Once yelled my own cup size across a hallway (against my will). Hazbin, Vox, and way too many drafts.– @voxmpreg

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This mocktail is loud, pink, and a little sick to its stomach, just like their all-caps Hazbin brainrot and constant nausea posts: “IM GONNA BE SICKKKK” and “IM SO NAUSEOUS I LOVE TJEM”. The pink lemonade base reflects their soft, queer, online-teen vibe and love for pretty layouts and pfps, as seen in “rate the new layout” and “when i see a pink vox pfp on my following so i know im about to look at pure peak”. Sparkling rosé (non-alcoholic) matches their chaotic but underage glam, since they’re very clear about being 15 in “me i fear (15, old acc made in 2023)”, so we keep it fun but safe. Sour cherry syrup brings drama and bite, echoing their friendship fallouts and vagueposts like “when two irl bitches are vague posting about you and yk damn well it’s about you” and their flair for calling people out in “i called someone a slur to get this”. Cloudy apple juice stands for the soft, vulnerable overshare side—late periods, body insecurity, and oversharing at 2:30am in “ITS 2:30AM SEND ME STUFF” and “IM PREGNANT i’m four days late which probably means that anyways”. The edible silver glitter is a nod to their dramatic theatricality and their self-aware, melodramatic sign-off “before i deactivate… goodbye. i am not sorry.”, making the drink look as extra and messy as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a loud, impulsive, emotionally-intense style that fits Gryffindor best. They repeatedly confront drama head‑on, like when they describe how ex-friends were vagueposting and then call out the situation directly: “when two irl bitches are vague posting about you and yk damn well it’s about you but whenever you ask if you did anything wrong they deny it” and later, about the same group, “were talking shit for god knows how long… then got pissed when i hadn’t changed… and then ghosted me when i begged to talk”. That willingness to confront interpersonal conflict instead of withdrawing is classic Gryffindor bravado. They’re also unfiltered and dramatic in expression—“IM SO GAY FOR THIS MAN”, “gurgle on my FAT dick”, “FACE ME LIKE A MAN!!!! /nay”—which reads more as bold, performative courage than calculating Slytherin. Even when distressed or feeling victimized, they still center standing up for themselves or their tastes, like defending liking a controversial fictional villain: “omfg i am also a victim i’m allowed to like a fictional villain”. Altogether, that mix of confrontational honesty, emotional intensity, and willingness to be loudly themself in public aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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The best fit for VICTIM is Love Me More by Mitski, which they themselves hype up in “LAUREL HELL UNDERRATED LISTEN TO LOVE ME MORE”. The song’s themes of craving affection, validation, and intensity echo their dramatic, all‑caps emotional posting style like “IM GONNA BE SICK” and “I’LL CHANGE FOR YOU”. Mitski’s mix of vulnerability and humor lines up with their self‑aware chaos in “Hello. before i deactivate, i want to clarify i did not know i could hurt people like this… Vox got me pregnant. goodbye. i am not sorry.”. The song’s longing and emotional volatility mirror their posts about friendship drama and feeling targeted, such as “when two irl bitches are vague posting about you and yk damn well it’s about you”. Overall, Love Me More captures both their intense fandom feelings and their desire to be seen and cared for.

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