Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Frequently reflects on her own limits and states of mind, e.g. feeling too old for things in “se sentir velha demais para algo” and planning a caffeine detox in “tao ansiosa para acabar meu detox de cafeína pq ai ela vai voltar a ter efeito pra mim”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and absurdity to narrate life, like calling cheap alcohol “age regression” in “tomar corote com 20 anos é técnica de age regression” and joking about Amazon’s email in “acabei de receber o seguinte email da amazon ‘carol (sobrenome), problemas de gênero?’”.
- Culturally-engaged: Shows deep interest in music, film, and TV, referencing Kate Bush in “kate bush é uma das pessoas mais importantes do mundo”, Industry in “a yasmin de industry ta mudando minha vida” and Yorgos Lanthimos in “yorgos lanthimos precisa ser preso”.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth toward friends and family, like calling friends a “polycule queerplatonico” in “amo meu polycule queerplatonico (meus amigos)” and helping her mom choose photos in “minha mae me enviando várias fotos dela pra perguntar qual ela posta no feed”.
- Goal-oriented: Talks about planning and self-improvement, such as wanting to cure ‘incurable’ issues in “esse ano vou me curar de coisas que eu achava que eram incuráveis” and frustration when others are less organized in “odeio quando as pessoas nao sao tao planejadas quanto eu ai isso afeta meus planos”.
Weaknesses:
- Overstressed: Frequently describes fatigue and pressure, like feeling early burnout in “já estou sentindo o burnoutinho da silva jr no meu ventre” and “long day factory” exhaustion in “me at the long day factory”.
- Emotionally-volatile: Mood swings and intense reactions appear, e.g. “coisas muito malucas acontecendo meu deus” in “coisas muito malucas acontecendo meu deus” and describing gastritis coming back after absurd events in “quando acontece uma coisa tão absurda com você que você so fica sem reação e aceita e sente a gastrite voltando”.
- Cynical: Shows strong skepticism and negativity toward systems and people, like wanting a world where the US doesn’t exist in “meu maior sonho é acordar um dia e perceber que os estados unidos nao existem” and harshly judging beauty standards in “meu deus todo mundo precisa engordar um pouquinho e se depilar menos isso me assusta”.
- Rigid-planner: Gets strongly bothered when others’ spontaneity disrupts her structure, as in “odeio quando as pessoas nao sao tao planejadas quanto eu ai isso afeta meus planos”, suggesting difficulty adapting to less controlled situations.
- Self-critical: Often directs negativity at herself, like “as vezes não é legal ser eu” in “as vezes não é legal ser eu” and feeling destructive over a single work demand in “começando a ter pensamentos autodestrutivos por causa de uma demanda”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a sharp, self-aware, slightly neurotic overthinker who still cares a lot about justice and how the world works, which is very Lisa-coded. Like Lisa, they oscillate between burnout and high achievement, joking about feeling exhausted by work and expectations in tweets like “já estou sentindo o burnoutinho da silva jr no meu ventre” and “10h da manhã e eu ja fiz tudo que tinha que fazer antes do trabalho #2026”. There’s also the classic Lisa mix of political/cultural awareness and contempt for shallow norms: they complain about moralism in “odeio quando as pessoas projetam as visões de mundo delas em cima de mim… principalmente quando envolve moralismo” and joke about the U.S. nightmare in “meu maior sonho é acordar um dia e perceber que os estados unidos nao existem”. The artsy, slightly pretentious media taste—Kate Bush, Yorgos Lanthimos, niche TV references—and lines like “esse ano vou me curar de coisas que eu achava que eram incuráveis” fit Lisa’s introspective, self-improvement vibe. Finally, their mix of cynicism and tenderness, from “amo meu polycule queerplatonico (meus amigos)” to “eu queria estar em todas as coincidências do mundo”, feels exactly like Lisa’s sensitive, hyper-conscious heart trying to survive in a chaotic world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: despite a strong online voice, much of their energy is oriented inward toward feelings, dreams, and private processing, e.g. reflecting on stress and inner states like “to tendo vários sonhos que definitivamente significam algo eu ainda nao sei o significado mas sei que ele ta lá” and wanting to isolate in “to tentando muito me isolar hoje mas nao estao deixando”. They are clearly Intuitive rather than Sensing: they constantly jump from concrete events to symbolic or big-picture meaning, as in “esse ano vou me curar de coisas que eu achava que eram incuráveis” and the surreal wish “meu maior sonho é acordar um dia e perceber que os estados unidos nao existem e que foi tudo parte de um grande pesadelo”. Their values-first, emotionally toned reactions suggest Feeling over Thinking, especially in moral discomfort with projections and moralism in “odeio quando as pessoas projetam as visões de mundo delas em cima de mim acho que essa é a coisa que mais me incomoda ever principalmente quando envolve moralismo” and their sensitivity to social dynamics like “quando eu to na rua e um homem sorri pra mim me sinto perdendo 20 pontos de aura”. They show strong Judging tendencies: they like planning, structure, and being organized, as in “odeio quando as pessoas nao sao tao planejadas quanto eu ai isso afeta meus planos” and their detailed productivity mindset in “10h da manhã e eu ja fiz tudo que tinha que fazer antes do trabalho #2026”. The combination of introspective depth, idealism, emotional nuance, and structured planning best matches INFJ: a reflective, values-driven planner who turns everyday experiences into symbolic narratives, like when they frame a small encounter as magical in “um senhorzinho que fica na academia me desenhou… Magic is everywhere but it's hard to explain”.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your digital footprint is getting archived at MoMA, can I be the chaotic performance piece where we take the Red Line together and see how long it takes before it ruins our date? ╰(*´︶*)╯♡
- You, a caffeine detox girlie listening to Kate Bush, Industry, and M.I.A.; me, a humble admirer asking if we can celebrate the end of your detox with an espresso and a playlist where every song is just me trying to impress your ‘polycule queerplatônico’.
- You said taking Corote at 20 is age regression—how about we regress to 17, skip the burnoutinho da Silva Jr., and sneak out to Santo André so you finally earn that ‘notable locals’ Wikipedia mention with ‘known for going on a perfect date’?
- Every time a man smiles at you on the street you lose 20 aura points; scientifically speaking, if we go out and I make you laugh about your ‘bugonia vs bifobia’ typo, I’m pretty sure your aura bar refills instantly.
- You already got drawn by the little old man at the gym and dreamed you were a minion—seems only fair that the next surreal event is you going out with someone who thinks ‘carou with a u’ is the most important mystery of 2026 and would love to investigate it over drinks up north.
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Writer in caffeine detox, frequently haunted by the red line. Once got an email titled “gender problems?” and honestly never recovered.– @vozdosastros
Your signature cocktail
Age Regression on the Red Line
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with cold-brew coffee, because they live on caffeine and chaos, from “hoje não consumi dose letais de cafeína aí to andando por aí como um zumbi” to “tao ansiosa para acabar meu detox de cafeína pq ai ela vai voltar a ter efeito pra mim”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a bright, slightly bitter femme energy, echoing their love of unsettling men and sharp humor in “amo mulheres que nao tem medo de deixar homens desconfortáveis + almejo ser assim cada vez mais”. Dry vermouth nods to their cinephile, slightly pretentious side, channeling Oscar-season brain and Industry/Yasmin obsession from “só de pensar que quando eu voltar pra faculdade vai ser temporada de oscar” and “a yasmin de industry ta mudando minha vida”. The smoked salt rim is the lingering burnout and São Paulo grit of “já estou sentindo o burnoutinho da silva jr no meu ventre” and their eternal feud with public transit in “repetindo pra mim mesma que a linha vermelha nao existe para ver se tudo fica bem”. A sparkling water top lightens everything, like the surreal little magics and in-jokes of “um senhorzinho que fica na academia me desenhou… Magic is everywhere but it's hard to explain” and the tender chaos of “amo meu polycule queerplatonico (meus amigos)”, making the drink strong but still playful enough to qualify as emotional age regression, just like “tomar corote com 20 anos é técnica de age regression”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline reads as someone who is highly reflective, verbally sharp, and driven by ideas and aesthetics, which leans strongly Ravenclaw. They explicitly frame their year as a journey of inner work and self‑understanding, e.g. “esse ano vou me curar de coisas que eu achava que eram incuráveis”, and show meta-awareness about their own habits and cognition, like transferring screen time to feel "less evil" in “amo que eu transferi meu tempo de tela do celular para o computador me sinto menos do mal 🥰”. There’s a clear love of culture and art with a slightly nerdy, analytical angle: she references industry, Oscar season, and specific creators and tracks, e.g. “só de pensar que quando eu voltar pra faculdade vai ser temporada de oscar” and “kate bush é uma das pessoas mais importantes do mundo”, treating them almost like texts to study. Her humor is wordy and conceptual, such as “i love learning new words from twitter like girl u look neoliberal AF in that dress 😍” and the tongue‑in‑cheek bio “My digital footprint is being archived at the MOMA,” which shows both wit and a very self-conscious relationship to language and image. While there are hints of Slytherin edge in lines like “amo mulheres que nao tem medo de deixar homens desconfortáveis + almejo ser assim cada vez mais” and self-preservation in “odeio quando as pessoas projetam as visões de mundo delas em cima de mim”, the core throughline is a clever, culturally-obsessed mind that processes life primarily through thought, references, and ironic commentary—classic Ravenclaw energy.
Your movie
Your song
Dog Days Are Over - Florence + The Machine
Their timeline is a constant pendulum between burnout, anxiety, and an almost stubborn hopefulness, which fits the cathartic, bittersweet triumph of Dog Days Are Over. They joke about being overwhelmed by work and life, like when they say they’re already feeling “o burnoutinho da silva jr no meu ventre” and hate getting home tired and still having to deal with “Coisas”, echoing the song’s sense of running from the weight of everyday struggle. At the same time, they keep declaring small acts of self-healing and reinvention, like “esse ano vou me curar de coisas que eu achava que eram incuráveis” and the excitement of starting fresh with “10h da manhã e eu ja fiz tudo que tinha que fazer antes do trabalho #2026”. The song’s galloping, dramatic energy also matches their slightly theatrical, self-aware humor—seen in lines such as “acordar sabendo que a partir de hoje nao vou mais trabalhar de segunda” and their playful self-mythologizing bio, “My digital footprint is being archived at the MOMA.” Overall, it captures both their chaotic exhaustion and their desire to run toward a freer, more self-defined life.
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