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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson is a teenage girl who often feels like an outsider and grapples with existential questions, similar to the user who writes 'we think we exist thats why we suffer do we not' and 'i feel like a wild animal trying to blend into society'. The user's self‑identification as a 'mid aspie girl' and their feelings of awkwardness ('i'm the most awkward person in the world') echo Lisa's frequent sense of being misunderstood at school. Their dark humor and self‑critical posts like 'I'm anorexic nick fontes' and 'I have a little voice in my head that tells me to kill myself in french' reflect the deeper anxieties that Lisa sometimes experiences, such as anxiety about fitting in and feeling isolated. Both also share an interest in animals, as the user mentions being a 'cat holic' and the Simpson family has a cat, Snowball II, that Lisa often cares for. Finally, the user's rebellious streak ('normies get off my Boarddd', 'Keep jaywalking') aligns with Lisa's occasional defiance against authority when she stands up for her beliefs.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user demonstrates strong introverted tendencies, often turning inward and sharing personal inner dialogue, as seen in "I have a little voice in my head that tells me to kill myself in french" and "I'm a mid aspie girl with big honey brown eyes". Their tweets are rich with abstract, imaginative concepts—"life is a fever dream" and "we think we exist that's why we suffer do we not"—which point to an Intuitive (N) focus on ideas over concrete details. Emotional and value‑driven language appears frequently, for example "all Men are Literally Netanyahu" and "I'm weird and it's okay", indicating a Feeling (F) decision‑making style. The posting style is spontaneous and eclectic, jumping from cooking muffins to expressing anxiety without a clear structure, reflecting a Perceiving (P) preference for flexibility. Taken together, these patterns align best with the INFP personality type.

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Cat lover, baker, indie game dev. Once turned my cat's nap into a viral meme. 19 | Creative chaos & coffee.– @vruised

Your signature cocktail
The dark, brooding black vodka mirrors the tweet "I'm anorexic nick fuentes" and the overall edgy vibe. Pumpkin puree and banana liqueur echo their love of baking, like the tweet "made Banana bread 4 him" and the post "made muffins". A dash of catnip‑infused simple syrup pays homage to the bio "cat holic" and the tweet "Meow". Edible glitter gives the drink its unicorn sparkle, a nod to the frequent "🦄" and "unicorn i am a unicorn" tweets. All together, it feels like a fever‑dream cocktail, just as they wrote "life is a fever dream", capturing their eclectic, whimsical, and sometimes dark personality.

Your Hogwarts House
The user often displays a self‑preserving, cunning, and provocative attitude, aligning with Slytherin's values of ambition and resourcefulness. They frequently mention wanting to control their image and push boundaries, e.g., "twitter stop flagging my shit as adult content challenge" and "stop unfollowing im anorexic egirl". Their statements show a willingness to manipulate perception and a focus on personal gain, such as "I love blocking people for no reason". The defiant tone in tweets like "fuck my denpa life" and "all Men are Literally Netanyahu" further reinforces a Slytherin‑like boldness and willingness to embrace controversy. While they lack the overt bravery of Gryffindor or the loyalty of Hufflepuff, their self‑centered, strategic, and ambitious self‑presentation fits Slytherin best.

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The track Creep captures the alienation and self‑criticism that dominate Lina’s timeline. She repeatedly declares her outsider status, as in the tweet 'I'm a mid aspie girl with big honey brown eyes' and 'i feel like a wild animal trying to blend into society', echoing the lyric 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo'. Her frequent references to mental‑health struggles, like 'I have a little voice in my head that tells me to kill myself in french' and 'anxiety attack at the haruhi cafe', match the song’s bleak, introspective mood. The line 'I don't belong here' mirrors her posts such as 'normies get off my Boarddd' and 'all Men are Literally Netanyahu', underscoring a feeling of not fitting in. Overall, the song’s haunting chorus and theme of being unwanted perfectly reflect her self‑described identity and emotional landscape.

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