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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: They obsess and celebrate creators with full force — 'jordan riverrr 😢😢😢... ❤️❤️❤️' and 'BRUSHAAAAAA IM READYYYYYY' show enthusiastic devotion.
- Empathetic: They repeatedly express guilt and care for others, as in 'never a day when i dont feel guilty as shit' and defending art/community members, which shows emotional attunement.
- Community‑minded: 'i think im finally starting to get a foothold in the dw community... im gonna make everyone stop hating brusha' reveals they want to shape and help their online circles.
- Creative: They draw, roleplay and make tierlists — 'i like to play and draw' — and constantly remix fandom content, indicating imaginative output.
- Honest: They broadcast inner states bluntly, from joy to trauma, e.g. 'I WANT TO DIE' and 'woke up to my dad yelling... im so close to crying', showing raw transparency.
Weaknesses:
- Emotionally Volatile: Rapid swings from ecstatic ('one of my favorite... followed me') to suicidal ('I WANT TO DIE') indicate instability under stress.
- Impulsive Overshare: Frequent all‑caps meltdowns and public airing of trauma and petty fights ('OH MY GOD MYA SOFTBLOCKED ME.ON PRIV LMFAOOOO') can create drama and personal risk.
- Low Motivation: 'i have absolutely no energy... im worried im going into a nonfuctional zone' shows difficulty sustaining tasks after big life changes.
- Guilt‑prone: They confess chronic guilt — 'never a day when i dont feel guilty as shit' — which can sap confidence and lead to rumination.
- Anxiety/Trauma: Past abuse and current panic are visible in 'woke up to my dad yelling... im so close to crying' and recurrent panic tweets, limiting emotional bandwidth.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits as a match because both are emotionally intense, principled, and often at odds with their social scene. sharp calls out bad behavior, defends creators and frets about morality and trauma — a mini moral conscience similar to Lisa's activism. Like Lisa, they oscillate between nerdy passion (fan art, deep reads) and feeling isolated in groups ('sharp exist in any space without feeling even somewhat excluded'), echoing Lisa's outsider intellect and sensitivity.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
ENFP fits: they demonstrate extraverted enthusiasm (big, public reactions and community play — 'one of my favorite... followed me', 'im gonna make everyone stop hating brusha'), strong intuition and pattern‑seeking (obsessing over creators and narrative threads like 'jordan river has been taking over my thoughts'), feeling‑first decisions and empathy ('never a day when i dont feel guilty as shit', defending others), and a flexible, spontaneous style ('im skipping the store today so i can grind tf out of dandys world', 'i might actually sleep' vs sudden bursts of activity). These quotes highlight E('one of my favorite... followed me'), N('jordan river has been taking over my thoughts'), F('never a day when i dont feel guilty as shit'), and P('i turned into the Planner and the Worrier... at 19', but still makes impulsive choices).
Some pickup lines for you
- If loving 'brusha' is a crime, consider me already guilty — want to be my partner in fandom‑crime tonight?
- I studied Chanel bags for a job; do you think I could appraise your heart? (Spoiler: it's priceless.)
- You followed me? Okay, I'm officially fainting — come catch me and we'll watch Jordan River content together.
- I brought a Dr Pepper and a sketchbook — you bring the chaos, I'll bring the art; let's make a mess together.
- Call me a crow, because I just spotted something shiny: it's your smile. Want to trade secrets over late‑night fan art?
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sharp 🥀 | fandom addict, frantic artist & community sprayer | living between late‑night art streams and studying Chanel bags for a Vegas job | says feelings loudly, draws quietly — here for brusha, Jordan River & chaotic kindness.– @vshitterpriv
Your signature cocktail
Brusha Bloom Fizz
The Brusha Bloom Fizz mirrors sharp: fizzy, slightly ridiculous and visually bold — the blue note references 'wtf is that blue dr pepper i want it', the rose petal honors their profile '🥀', and the Dr Pepper float calls back 'anyway im drinking dr pepper and im so full of joy'. It's sweet, a little nostalgic and good for late‑night fandom streams or calming down after a dramatic tumble.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff suits sharp because they prioritize community, loyalty and perseverance even while struggling. They repeatedly try to support artists and fellow fans — 'im gonna make everyone stop hating brusha' — which is protective and inclusive. They show patience and steady effort despite low energy and trauma: juggling interviews, moving and fandom engagement ('i have to study chanel bags for this job', 'all the moving stuff is almost done'). Their kindness is messy but real, and Hufflepuffs prize that kind of wholehearted care.
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Breathe Me - Sia
'Breathe Me' captures the fragile, plea‑like emotional texture sharp threads through their feed — confessions of guilt, wanting to die and needing help ('I WANT TO DIE', 'never a day when i dont feel guilty as shit'). The song's quiet desperation and longing for repair echo sharp's raw vulnerability and desire for comfort.
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