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Bart is the mischievous, outspoken teen who constantly shares random thoughts and memes, much like this user’s stream of chaotic posts. The tweet "i fell asleep listening to the wicked for good soundtrack last night and when i woke up spotify was still playing theater music... i know my airbuds looks crazy rn im not even gonna look" shows a carefree, impulsive attitude typical of Bart. Their rant "mind you all of the murderers rapists and pedophiles are in the white house" mirrors Bart’s rebellious habit of speaking out against authority. The user’s frequent pop‑culture references (e.g., "who cares GIVE ME LEAGUE WRAPPED" and "i need wicked 2 on digital i need to watch that movie high") echo Bart’s love for the latest trends and his tendency to shout about them. Finally, the dramatic line "lowk 2026 has to be a good year or it might be my last" reflects Bart’s exaggerated teenage angst.

Your MBTI personality Type
The frequent mention of social interactions, such as 'the camaraderie i feel when i go take the trash out at work and one of the guys from the taco place next door is out there too and we chat for a bit... unmatched...' indicates an outward, Extraverted focus. The user often speculates about abstract or future ideas, for example 'theres gotta be some sinister and demonic tie to 2025 this year couldnt have been real oh my lord' and 'the concept of rewatching the beychella documentary while fried', which points to Intuition. Emotional and value‑driven language like 'i miss my family' and 'i have no tolerance for rude old ppl' reflects a Feeling preference. Their spontaneous, flexible actions—'abt to speedrun this grocery shopping cus i saw that ariana grande x johnathan bailey pizza interview video on my recommended right before i left. I WILL BE THERE NO MATTER WHAT' and 're dyeing my hair (same color just doing a touch up) and FULLY cleaning my room before the year ends'—show a Perceiving lifestyle. Together these traits align best with the ENFP personality type.

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Tech enthusiast, K-pop aficionado, ramen explorer (same bowl, new flavors each time), Spotify curator. 20-yr-old he/they.– @vstolordes

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The Ramen Ride Remix captures jay's love of ever‑changing flavors and constant motion, just like the tweet where they say, "sometimes i get ramen at this one korean spot and every time i get it it tastes/is made differently despite ordering the same thing every time but its never bad..." The sake and miso‑syrup give an umami backbone that echoes their Korean‑Japanese food obsessions, while the ginger liqueur adds a spicy kick that mirrors their “sinister and demonic tie to 2025” vibe. Lychee liqueur brings a bright, pop‑culture sweetness reminiscent of the K‑pop excitement in "the concept of me seeing nmixx a month after seeing twice... i need to make this happen". A splash of vodka keeps the drink clean and adaptable, reflecting their restless energy and the line “are you ready for the ride?” from their bio. The rim of Crumbl cookie crumbs adds a sweet, comforting finish, nodding to their frequent mentions of Crumbl and ice‑cream as “man’s best invention”.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently shows bold, outspoken behavior, such as calling out political issues in a tweet: "mind you all of the murderers rapists and pedophiles are in the white house" and reacting passionately with exclamations like "FUCKKKKKKKKK FARUZAN WHY". They also stand up for their friends and community, noting the "camaraderie i feel when i go take the trash out at work... unmatched". Their tendency to act impulsively, try‑hard every game, and express strong emotions aligns with Gryffindor's bravery and daring nature. While they also display loyalty, the dominant trait is their fearless, outspoken personality, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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Your bio asks "are you ready for the ride?" and you often shout "LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO", both echo the soaring, high‑energy feel of "Defying Gravity". You mention "wicked" and "for good" several times, directly tying you to the musical that birthed the song. Tweets like "feeling very fish rn. fresh tilapia" and "i need wicked 2 on digital i need to watch that movie high and in the comfort of my own bed" suggest you want to lift off the ground, just as the lyrics proclaim "I'm flying high, defying gravity." The line "I'm through with playing by the rules" resonates with your frequent statements about breaking norms, such as "mind you all of the murderers rapists and pedophiles are in the white house" and "lowk 2026 has to be a good year". Finally, your constant craving for new experiences mirrors the song's theme of reaching beyond limits.

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