Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-Awareness: Admits to their own ["French name"] (https://x.com/VTGisHere/status/2015372190934266222) while clarifying they are not actually French.
- Resilience: Demonstrates a recovery in mental state by announcing ["suicide CANCELED !"] (https://x.com/VTGisHere/status/2013421858981290432) after a morale boost.
- Cultural Engagement: Actively explores classic media, such as ["finally watching breaking bad"] (https://x.com/VTGisHere/status/2015459754131284457) and playing Cyberpunk.
- Humorous Cynicism: Uses self-deprecating irony, calling themselves the ["true they/them mussolini"] (https://x.com/VTGisHere/status/2013743116721766662).
- Transparency: Openly discusses their identity and history, including ["being trans in 2021"] (https://x.com/VTGisHere/status/2013314693725663561).
Weaknesses:
- Obsessive Behavior: Repeatedly posts the same ["tomorrow?"] (https://x.com/VTGisHere/status/2015127533692326188) query across multiple days.
- Aggressive Communication: Directs hostility toward public figures, telling Greg Abbott ["fuck you"] (https://x.com/VTGisHere/status/2015788950711886040) for a headache.
- Irrational Hatreds: Strongly promotes ["#AntiEquineAction"] (https://x.com/VTGisHere/status/2015554671998283832) because they ["hate horses so much"] (https://x.com/VTGisHere/status/2015554671998283832).
- Indecisiveness: Frequently relies on followers for basic choices, such as a ["tiebreaker poll"] (https://x.com/VTGisHere/status/2013893838587166998) for their profile.
- Doomscrolling Tendencies: Admits to ["crashing out"] (https://x.com/VTGisHere/status/2013406236184580559) and being affected by violent videos on their ["timeline"] (https://x.com/VTGisHere/status/2015147958186983762).
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Valérie is a highly opinionated, intellectual individual with a penchant for activism and complex political labels, moving from being an “ex trotskyist” to a “de jure anarchist.” While Valérie’s interests are darker and more chaotic, they share Lisa’s tendency to obsess over social causes and specific niche interests, such as the “#PallasCatUprising” or their “pure, unadulterated hatred” for horses. They also mirror Lisa's existential dread and frequent moral crises, evidenced by their pondering if they are “being too lenient towards certain things.” Ultimately, the blend of social commentary, self-isolation, and a “morale boost” after a dark period perfectly encapsulates the more cynical, modern interpretation of Lisa's character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Valérie exhibits Introversion (I) through a focus on solitary gaming and a self-described lack of social life, stating “i dont go outside”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their use of abstract, surrealist humor and complex political metaphors, such as declaring their own “Gulf of Valérie” or starting a “#PallasCatUprising”. Thinking (T) is shown through a detached, often blunt approach to controversial topics and an interest in systems like Source Engine, noting “sources tell me source is engine half life 3”. Finally, Perceiving (P) is clear from their spontaneous, chaotic posting style and self-admitted lack of focus, such as “keep forgetting (gorfetting) im supposed to b filtering something rn”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Gulf of Valérie? Because I’m ready to recognize your sovereignty and let you discombobulate me completely.
- I promise I’m way more interesting than a Gmod Mussolini addon—how about we skip the dictatorship and just rule my DMs instead?
- Is your name Greg Abbott? Because my head hurts thinking about you, but for all the right reasons.
- I’d cross the Atlantic and help you occupy Texas, as long as we can stop for some Pallas Cat pictures along the way.
- If you're looking for a toxic Austrian boyfriend, I can’t offer you a cursed room, but I can definitely watch Breaking Bad with you until the sun comes up.
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Scottish-born digital archivist based in Predappio. Passionate about urban photography, Source Engine history, and my long-term project: reclaiming the Gulf.– @VTGisHere
Your signature cocktail
The Discombobulated Duce
This cocktail is a chaotic blend of identities, much like a person who claims, “i am not french im not even a woman anyway”. The heavy Italian and Scottish spirits reflect a user who resides in Predappio but admits their ethnicity is “🏴”, while the Texas tea represents a fixation so strong they've declared “all roads lead to texas”. It’s a drink designed for someone who wants to “open a gate to hell and drag greg through it” while playing GMod. The flavor profile is intentionally confusing, mirroring their self-proclaimed title: “i will officially declare myself the true they/them mussolini”. Sip it slowly while waiting for the “#PallasCatUprising” to begin.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Valérie exhibits a strong desire for power and leadership, explicitly stating, “under my leadership, there will be a department of discombobulation” and claiming a personal “plan to acquire the State of Texas”. Her resourcefulness and ambition are reflected in her self-proclaimed title as the “true they/them mussolini” and her competitive drive to do others' jobs “so much better” than they can. Furthermore, her focus on self-interest is evident in her territorial declaration that the Gulf belongs solely to her: “it's MY gulf, it's the fucking GULF OF VALÉRIE !”. This combination of grand ambition, leadership fixations, and a distinct lack of Hufflepuff-style modesty makes her a clear fit for Slytherin.
Your movie
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Chippin' In - SAMURAI (Refused)
Valérie’s online persona is deeply intertwined with the Cyberpunk 2077 universe, frequently referencing the game and its anti-authoritarian themes, such as her handles @destroy_arasaka and “side quest that prevented me from playing cyberpunk”. The song's rebellious spirit matches her self-identification as a “de jure anarchist” and her chaotic political commentary, including her bizarre “plan to acquire the State of Texas”. Her humor often leans into the dark and the absurd, as seen when she claims she'll “open a gate to hell and drag greg through it”, echoing the disruptive energy of Johnny Silverhand. Ultimately, the high-octane, anti-establishment lyrics of Chippin' In suit someone who is “straight up johnnying it” while navigating a digital landscape of irony and obsession.
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