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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, but ultimately earnest and passionate about their niche interests. Their constant joking complaints and swearing, like “EU AMALDIÇOOU A VIVO” and “pq meu lol ta em coreano porra”, fit Bart’s impulsive, troublemaking energy. At the same time, they show strong hyperfixations and fandom loyalty, gushing over games and characters such as “EU TO CHORANDO DE FELICIDADFE MEU SINNER FAVORITO... GREGOR SAMSA EU TE AMO” and “Eu te amo guangguang marvel rivals ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️”, which parallels Bart’s intense attachments (e.g., to his favorite shows and games). Their edgy humor and self-deprecating posts, like “eu pensava q um amigo meu tinha problema na fala... e só era sulista 🙂” and “Sou unranked tenho 16 horas de yoru e só jogo de spectre”, mirror Bart’s tendency to joke his way through insecurity. Even their bio’s surreal literary reference to Gregor Samsa and tweets about vomiting or anesthesia, like “Porra acordei e vomitei” and “Anestesia é uma parada bizarra”, evoke the kind of over-the-top, body-comedy absurdity that often surrounds Bart’s life. Overall, the mix of mischief, shitposting, and genuine enthusiasm lines up best with Bart rather than the more serious or responsible members of the Simpson family.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets revolve around solitary media consumption (games, anime, VNs) and introspective experiences rather than social events, like reflecting that COVID made them feel like Fuminori and increased immersion in a visual novel in “acho legal como o covid no começo me deixou basicamente igual o fuminori ficou, obviamente em relação a cheiro/ gosto e isso genuinamente me deixou mais imerso na vn”. They are clearly iNtuitive, focusing on fiction, symbolism and meta-lore analysis rather than concrete day‑to‑day details, such as deep-diving Project Moon and Chris-Chan lore in “a carta do Bob pro Chris é até hj uma das parada q mais me deixa triste na lore do Chris Chan”. Their emotional expressiveness and value-driven reactions point to Feeling: they gush about favorite characters like Gregor in “EU TO CHORANDO DE FELICIDADFE MEU SINNER FAVORITO PQP EU TE AMO DESDE O CANTO 1 GREGOR SAMSA EU TE AMO PQP DESDE O CAP 1 DESDE O LAMÇAMENTO PQP” and talk candidly about not feeling well in “Porra tô bem não”. Their lifestyle looks more Perceiving than Judging: they frequently act on impulse (e.g., reinstalling LoL after missing a hoodie in “n consegui meu moletom ent vo baixa lol dnv”) and express last‑minute, unstructured decisions like "tomorrow I’ll finish Persona 4" in “Amanhã eu zero persona 4”. Overall, the combination of inward focus, imaginative media obsession, emotional intensity toward characters and stories, and somewhat chaotic, spur‑of‑the‑moment behavior fits INFP best.

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Brazilian nerd in Hueco Mundo. Persona clears, Project Moon lore dives & random gacha pain. Once woke up thinking I’d queued LoL in Korean on purpose.– @vuihakeado

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal shot for the chaotic, all-caps gamer energy of “NADA me para mais” and the cursed late-night grind of “Q insônia da porra”. Matcha-honey syrup adds a slightly sweet, slightly bitter weeb touch for the Persona, PM and anime brainrot of “Amanhã eu zero persona 4” and the elitist fandom vibes of “vou ser muito elitista falando isso mas eu genuinamente odeio fans novos da project moon”. Green apple soda represents the simple life posts like “Comi uma maçã #Indextwt #willofthecity” and the sudden bursts of wholesome energy such as “Boa noite gente esse é meu gato o nome dele é vui jr”. Black coffee ice cubes stand in for the insomnia, frustration and general “living in Hueco Mundo” mood of “Porra tô bem não” and “Eu AMALDIÇOOU A VIVO”. Finally, a Gatorade mist lightly sprayed on top nods to their oddly tender appreciation of being sick and overhydrated in “A única parte boa de quando eu vômito é poder me entupir de gatorade”, turning a rough day into something strangely refreshing, like a cursed but comforting status screen in Limbus or Persona.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a mix of competitiveness, desire for power/strength, and a certain pride that leans more Slytherin than any other house. They repeatedly frame goals in terms of peak performance or dominance, like talking about Persona and Project Moon characters as "GOAT" or strongest, for example when celebrating that "the goat is the strongest" in a Shibuya manga context: “desde o manga de shibuya tankando as zoações no itadori e finalmente o goat é o mais forte”. There’s also an underlying ambition and fixation on high-value pulls/gear in gacha and live-service games, as seen in posts like “agora vou juntar pra pegar um futuro mlynar” and their frustration about losing a 50/50: “porra perdi o 50 50”. They lean into edgy, dark, or taboo topics with a certain ironic detachment (e.g., Chris Chan lore: “a carta do Bob pro Chris é até hj uma das parada q mais me deixa triste na lore do Chris Chan”), which fits Slytherin’s comfort with uncomfortable or morally gray material. While there are hints of loyalty and affection (like for their favorite character Gregor and their cat: “EU TO CHORANDO DE FELICIDADFE MEU SINNER FAVORITO” and “Boa noite gente esse é meu gato o nome dele é vui jr”), these traits appear in service of personal attachments rather than a broad Hufflepuff-style kindness. Overall, the combination of ambition, edge, and a focus on strength and winning makes Slytherin the best fit.

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A fitting song for them is Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance, because it balances melodrama, irony, and genuine emotion the same way their timeline does. Their bio literally opens with Kafka’s Gregor Samsa, and they explode in emotional all-caps about a favorite character like Gregor in Limbus Company: “EU TO CHORANDO DE FELICIDADFE MEU SINNER FAVORITO PQP EU TE AMO DESDE O CANTO 1 GREGOR SAMSA EU TE AMO PQP” — very ‘the world is ending but my feelings are huge’ energy. They swing between sickness and vulnerability, like “Porra tô bem não” and “Porra acordei e vomitei”, and then immediately go back to jokes, games and fandom hype, which matches the song’s shift from soft melancholy to epic, defiant crescendo. Their mix of dark humor, internet irony, and sincere attachment to characters and stories — from Persona and Project Moon to Chris Chan lore — mirrors the song’s theme of carrying on through angst with theatrical flair. Overall, the track’s balance of emo drama, resilience, and ‘peak fiction’ grandiosity lines up with their vibe.

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