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Your Simpsons character
Miles perfectly embodies Bart’s rebellious, anti-authority streak, frequently tweeting about “skipping class” or “left school fuck ice”. Like Bart, he is a self-described “nonchalant chalanter” who leans into a cool, skater-adjacent aesthetic and enjoys gaming, specifically “fortnite”. He shares Bart's penchant for chaotic humor and occasionally shocking jokes, such as when he says, “i wish i could pee on someoneeee ugh… 👀 no?ok sorry”. Despite the bravado, he has a creative side as an artist and musician, mirroring Bart’s occasional moments of genuine talent and vulnerability. Ultimately, his combination of school-skipping antics and a “chud” personality makes him a modern, digital version of the Springfield prankster.

Your MBTI personality Type
Miles exhibits an Introverted nature through tweets expressing a preference for “nap time goodbye world” and self-identifying as an “ambivert cuz it depends”. They lean toward Sensing by focusing on immediate physical comforts and tangible creative outputs like “drawing itfs” and playing multiple “electric (lead) guitar, acoustic guitar, piano” instruments. Their Feeling trait is evident in their emotional connection to art, such as loving pieces that depict “intimacy where they’re in each others presence”. Finally, Miles shows a Perceiving preference through a spontaneous, disorganized lifestyle, frequently “skipping class” or being late because their “alarm didn’t go off”.

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17yo multi-instrumentalist and digital artist. Once missed my alarm so bad I thought I was in the backrooms. 🎸 Miles Morales lookalike. Business: vvamprss@mail– @vvamprss

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail is as moody as a “backrooms ass hallway” and perfect for someone “sipping on the Dr. p soda” while “skipping class”. The Blue Curacao represents the mysterious “blue substance” Miles posted, while the marshmallow garnish is for oomfs to have “at a bonfire” during rate limits. It's served over ice because he’s “left school fuck ice”, making it a sweet yet chaotic blend for a 17-year-old “nonchalant chalanter” who’s always “sleepy” and looking for “itafushi art pieces”.

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Miles exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, openly stating in his bio that he “block[s] freely” to curate his environment. His ambition is channeled through his creative hustle, as seen when he prioritizes “finishing up c0mms” before engaging with others. He displays a classic Slytherin 'in-group' loyalty, reopening requests “for oomfs only” and maintaining a blunt, nonchalant attitude toward those outside his circle. Even his hobbies reflect a clever, multi-faceted nature, shown by his ability to play a wide array of instruments including “electric (lead) guitar, acoustic guitar, piano, percussion, clarinet, sax”. Finally, his self-identification with the “vampire” aesthetic and edgy humor reinforces a house preference for the dark and unconventional.

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Miles is a self-described “17 nonchalant chalanter” who perfectly embodies the chaotic, rebellious spirit of mid-2000s alternative culture. His excitement about “seeing mcr and ptv oh yesss” aligns with the song's energy, especially as he documents his habits of “skipping class” and dealing with the typical social friction of being a student. The track's themes of youth angst and nonconformity mirror his frequent complaints about school and his “proship dni” stance, marking his place in a specific online subculture. Ultimately, his mix of humor and occasional hostility, like when he mentions being “threatened like yo i was in 6th grade”, captures the exact Teenagers vibe of navigating a world that doesn't quite understand you.

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