Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical: Often deconstructs arguments and media critically, e.g. clarifying Epstein emails in “Esse é um email recebido pelo Epstein” and dissecting misunderstandings about human trafficking in “As pessoas acham que tráfico humano é colocar as pessoas num saco”.
- Politically_aware: Shows detailed knowledge of global and Brazilian politics, like Trump, imperialism, BRICS, and Brazilian institutions in tweets such as “O 2° governo Trump é uma guerra racial…” and the analysis of PEC/PL in “Outro motivo pelo tour do Cirque de Nikolas nesse momento”.
- Culturally_literate: References architecture, philosophy, and pop culture with ease, citing Bruno Taut in “Bruno Taut amaria ter visto isso”, Bataille in “fiz um tweet praticamente citando diretamente Bataille”, and Pokémon’s queer coding in “Por isso Pokémon faz tanto sucesso”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and absurd scenarios for comedy, like the Kosovo-themed Havan in “Imagina se tivesse uma loja como a Havan mas com o tema Kosovo” and the ‘trem baiano’ thought experiment in “O dilema do trem baiano”.
- Sex_positive: Talks about sex openly and critiques moral panic, as in the defense of porn with trans men in “Talvez seja porque como hétero, você não assiste pornô gay” and the comment on Breno discussing Grindr and PrEP in “Foi realmente irresponsável do Breno falar sobre essas coisas no BBB”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh_tone: Frequently uses aggressive or insulting language toward others, like calling critics “prostys abobados” in “Aí prostys abobados caem em esquemas de tráfico humano” and labeling people “vagabys puritanas” in “Motherppell Godroan massacrou todas as vagabys puritanas”.
- Sexual_explicitness: Often posts very graphic sexual content that may alienate parts of the audience, such as fantasizing about licking sweat dry in “Queria tanto chupar o suor do corpo desse homem” and detailed porn commentary in “Só na punhetinha não sei se ele se garante”.
- Elitist_flair: Sometimes writes in ways that can sound intellectually dismissive, e.g. blaming misreadings on people working too much to read in “A maior prova que o trabalho faz mal ao brasileiro” and mocking lack of reading time as an argument for 35h weeks in “Outro argumento pra jornada de 35h”.
- Provocative_polemics: Frames issues in deliberately incendiary ways, like calling Trump supporters “milícia fascistoide trumpista” in “duas execuções públicas recentes pela milícia fascistoide trumpista” and using loaded metaphors like “modo de produção giscardista” in “Obrigado, modo de produção giscardista”, which can escalate conflict quickly.
- Disrespectful_language: Sometimes uses dehumanizing or crude imagery about people, e.g. comparing someone to a “saco de batata podre” in “o Jonas pode ter se jogado de propósito igual um saco de batata podre” and joking about a BBB participant’s excretory habits in “Nunca vi os hábitos excretivos de um participante virar pauta”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: highly verbal, political, and deeply online-brainy, mixing highbrow references with pop culture and moral critique. Like Lisa, they’re constantly analyzing power and geopolitics, from joking about Trump and racial politics in “O 2° governo Trump é uma guerra racial...” to mapping Trump’s view of the world in “Vermelho: puxa sacos oficiais do Trump...”. They also show a Lisa-like mix of theory and irony, explicitly citing French philosophers and academic debates in tweets such as “Decepcionado que eu fiz um tweet praticamente citando diretamente Bataille...” and “Esse texto do Safatle me parece uma versão refeita e redirecionada do artigo polêmico de Bourdieu e Wacquant...”. At the same time, they’re emotionally invested in culture, sexuality, and queerness, enthusiastically commenting on BBB, pop divas, and gay dynamics, e.g. “Foi realmente irresponsável do Breno falar sobre essas coisas no BBB...” and “Por isso Pokémon faz tanto sucesso É a única franquia de cultura nerd que consegue ser queer coded e asiática ao mesmo tempo”. This combination of sharp analysis, moral concern, and nerdy pop-cultural obsession is very Lisa-coded, just with a much more adult, horny, very-online twist.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They come across as socially energetic and outward‑facing, constantly reacting to public events, celebrities, politics, and reality shows, and clearly enjoying interaction and attention, e.g. obsessing over a hot follower in “Levei um follow de um gostoso aqui que olha… Tô até passando mal” and weaving themselves into online drama like “O tweet da Azealia Banks me xingando de favelado usuário de lan house, com certeza, é o meu claim to fame”, which points to Extraversion. Their tweets are heavily conceptual, pattern‑oriented and theoretical: they connect architecture, geopolitics and culture in an abstract way in “Tentei fazer uma versão desse mapa que fizesse mais sentido, levando em consideração que o Huntington vê as ‘civilizações’ como fontes de conflitos geopolíticos” and joke about imperialism, labor ethics and philosophy in “Outro argumento pra jornada de 35h, o trabalhador precisa de tempo pra filósofos franceses”, showing clear Intuition. They analyze issues with sharp logical detachment, often prioritizing argument over harmony, as in their breakdown of human trafficking misconceptions in “As pessoas acham que tráfico humano é colocar as pessoas num saco… Aí prostys abobados caem em esquemas de tráfico humano justamente por não saberem o que é” and their sarcastic critique of Christian theology in “Ninguém entende menos o Cristianismo que crente… Desde que Jesus expandiu a aliança pra toda a humanidade, ele não faz milagre pra quem não merece”, fitting Thinking. They seem spontaneous, exploratory and idea‑driven rather than structured or planful, constantly jumping between topics (BBB, Epstein, imperialism, Pokémon, labor laws) and reframing others’ takes, like in “Metade das discussões entre marxistas e outras pessoas é causado por Marx dizer algo como ‘doces são um mal da sociedade, vamos abolir os doces, e substituir los por bombons’ criando uma celeuma eterna”, which reflects Perceiving. The overall picture is of a highly verbal, debate‑loving, irony‑soaked mind that enjoys poking at assumptions and playing with frameworks—classic ENTP behavior.
Some pickup lines for you
- If the ‘alma latina is allergic to work’, let me be your imported people who likes to work hard — strictly on the urbanism of your body and the heritage preservation of those armpits you keep tweeting about.
- You talk about London’s skyline and São Paulo as a cyberpunk dystopia, but honestly the most interesting piece of architecture I’ve seen lately is the way my feelings for you gentrified my timeline after that ‘Breno is the most beautiful man in BBB history’ tweet.
- Since you’re arq & urb at UFES and worried about hostile architecture, I volunteer as your experimental public space: you can test every intervention you want on me — I promise zero signal blockers and maximum mixed‑use (residential + affection + obscene commentary).
- You said Pokémon works because it’s queer coded and Asian at the same time; I’m not Japanese, but if you date me I can guarantee gym battles, evolutions, and at least one legendary encounter every time you ‘endar the Tate McRae’ in front of the mirror.
- Between being roasted by Azealia Banks as a ‘lan house favelado’ and getting a follow from a ‘gostoso’ that leaves you shaking, you clearly have a thing for chaos — so how about we go out and you decide afterward if I belong in the Safatle/Bataille thread or the Epstein‑meme thread?
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Architect & urbanism student in Vitória. Tweets on cities, politics, pop divas & queer theory. Once got roasted by Azealia Banks and made it a personality trait.– @vvvorvvtorvitor
Your signature cocktail
The Favelado Lan House Spritz
This drink starts with cachaça infused with coffee beans, a nod to a sharp Brazilian mind that is both regional and very online, proudly owning being called a “favelado usuário de lan house.” A splash of dry vermouth brings intellectual bitterness for the timeline’s endless geopolitical and theoretical riffs like the Huntington map critique and the Safatle/Bourdieu references in “Tentei fazer uma versão desse mapa…” and “Esse texto do Safatle…”. The blue curaçao rinse is there because they’re constantly staring at the imperial core’s blue sky while dragging it, as in “Novos arquivos do caso Epstein sugerem que céu pode ter a cor azul”. Sparkling water lightens the mix, matching the campy, horny, fast‑scroll energy of tweets like “Queria tanto chupar o suor do corpo desse homem…” and all the BBB/stan drama. Finally, a sharp lime peel expressed over the top represents the acidic, cutting humor of lines such as “A alma latina é alérgica ao trabalho…” and the endless drag of liberals, bolsonaristas and pop stars alike.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This account is dominated by analysis, theory and pattern‑spotting in politics, culture, and sexuality, which strongly points to Ravenclaw. They repeatedly dissect ideas and discourses, e.g. reworking Huntington’s civilizational map as an "exercise" in conceptual clarity in “Tentei fazer uma versão desse mapa que fizesse mais sentido, levando em consideração que o Huntington vê as ‘civilizações’ como fontes de conflitos geopolíticos… foi um exercício interessante” and linking Safatle to Bourdieu/Wacquant in “Esse texto do Safatle me parece uma versão refeita e redirecionada do artigo polêmico de Bourdieu e Wacquant… Sai cultural studies, entra decolonialidade, mas a mensagem é igual”. They care about people reading and interpreting correctly, complaining that overworked readers misread both their own tweet and Epstein emails in “A maior prova que o trabalho faz mal ao brasileiro… Se tivessemos um limite de 35h semanais, o nível da interpretação de texto estaria melhor” and “Muita gente lendo esses emails claramente não consegue distinguir remetente e destinatário… Esse é um email recebido pelo Epstein”. They make explicit philosophical references and lament that nobody caught the Bataille allusion in “Decepcionado que eu fiz um tweet praticamente citando diretamente Bataille… ninguém mencionou isso”, reinforcing that they value intellectual play and theory. Even when joking, there’s a strong meta‑analytical, structural bent—like their "Efeito Goomba" concept in “Existe um Efeito Goomba criado pelo regime farmacopornográfico… um único simulacro, mesmo sendo grupos diretamente contraditórios”. The overall mix of wit, theoretical name‑dropping, concern with discourse, and joy in complex explanations is far more Ravenclaw than the other houses, even if delivered with a Slytherin‑ish sharp tongue.
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We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus
A fitting song for @vvvorvvtorvitor is “We Can’t Stop” because it captures their unapologetic, hedonistic, and irreverent online persona. They’re openly horny and playful, as seen when they write about wanting to “suck the sweat” off a guy’s body and joke about OnlyFans potential: “Queria tanto chupar o suor do corpo desse homem…” and “se mostrar o cuzinho… vai vender igual água”. The song’s theme of boundary-pushing fun and not caring about respectability politics resonates with tweets where they mock puritanism and stan culture, like “massacrou todas as vagabys puritanas”. At the same time, they mix this with sharp cultural and political commentary—seeing porn, geopolitics, and pop divas through the same ironic lens—echoing the song’s tension between self-indulgence and self-awareness, for example in their remarks on Epstein discourse: “Novos arquivos do caso Epstein sugerem que céu pode ter a cor azul”. Overall, We Can’t Stop fits someone who treats Twitter as one long chaotic party of sex jokes, theory references, and pop culture takes—and clearly has no intention of slowing down.
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