
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Arche mirrors Lisa Simpson through a combination of being a high-achieving, sensitive student and a deeply misunderstood individual who often feels alienated from their family, as seen when they tweet, “i HATEE this family >w<”. Much like Lisa’s periodic struggles with existential dread and body image, Arche expresses intense perfectionism regarding their appearance, stating, “need 2 be an emo twink or die trying 💔”. They share Lisa's tendency toward melancholy and activism within their own subcultures, often feeling like an outsider even in academic settings, noting, “guys i think im dropping out of college 😝”. Ultimately, both characters possess a sharp, self-aware wit that they use to navigate a world where they feel they don't quite fit in.

Your MBTI personality Type
Arche demonstrates Introversion through a focus on solitary internal struggles and a preference for digital 'shed spaces' over physical social interaction, often wondering if “anyone actually cares about us”. Their Intuitive nature is shown in their abstract, symbolic self-expression and preoccupation with future 'what-if' scenarios, such as “pondering” or imagining themselves as a “skinny emo twink”. As a Feeling type, their decision-making is entirely driven by intense, fluctuating emotions and personal values, frequently posting about how they “hate everyone and everything” when distressed. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in their chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle and struggle to 'lock in,' often making and immediately breaking plans, like deciding “guys i think im dropping out of college 😝” on a whim.

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British college student and aspiring performer. Navigating life as a trans man with a passion for alternative fashion and the arts. He/it. #Acting #StudentLife– @vxmpirelvs

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Arche’s chaotic energy as he tries to “be an emo twink or die trying”. The bitter Amaro reflects the cynicism of the system's older hosts who feel “too old to be planning anything”, while the Monster Energy splash nods to the shock of discovering “monster has 218 cals”. It’s a strong, experimental mix for someone who claims “i am god” yet struggles with the constant need to “lock the fuck in”. The sharp, tart finish mirrors his biting humor and the “angel fangs and snake bites” aesthetic.

Your Hogwarts House
Arche's digital presence is defined by a heavy focus on personal ambition and specific physical goals, such as his desire to “lose weight for valentines” and reach an “ugw; 35kg”. This fixation on self-transformation and his desire to be “tiny but also scary and really cool” reflects the Slytherin trait of seeking a specific, idealized identity. He shows a resourcefulness in tracking metrics and navigating “shed spaces”, even when frustrated by his own perceived inability to “lock in” as well as others. Furthermore, his blunt assessment that “i am god” during periods of high confidence highlights a sense of self-importance and a desire for control over his environment.

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The themes of body dysmorphia and the relentless pursuit of an impossible physical standard in Prom Queen mirror arche’s constant struggle with weight and self-image. Their bio lists extreme weight goals alongside a height of 5'0, and they frequently post about the pressure to “lock in” to restrictive eating habits. The song’s focus on the pain of comparison and the desire to be smaller aligns with arche’s longing to be a “skinny emo twink” and their distress over perceived weight gain, once claiming “BMI 25 omfgggg im gonna like kms”. Ultimately, the song captures the cycle of self-hatred and the desperate hope that “getting sicker seems so niceee” will finally lead to self-acceptance.

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