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Milhouse Van Houten is a socially awkward, insecure teen who constantly seeks validation from girls online, just like vyrebossman's tweets such as "only talking to ladies online cuz they dont exist irl" and "I love following girls on twt all they do is be pretty and reply to other pretty girls". He often feels like a loser and expresses depressive thoughts, evident in "I am an autistic virgin loserguy leave me alone" and the anguished "Nothing brings me joy any more... how do i break this cycle". The user also brags about his dad's money ("DADDY GOT PAID TODAYY") and his family's status, similar to Milhouse's affluent but overbearing Van Houten family. His habit of making lists of friends he won't date ("I think i should make a list for people i like but wouldnt date cuz i value the friendship too much") mirrors Milhouse's loyalty to his friendships despite feeling unloved. Overall, the blend of insecurity, yearning for affection, and occasional self‑deprecating humor aligns closely with Milhouse's character.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently seeks external interaction and validation, as seen in tweets like "CHAT BEHAVE A PRETTY LADY JUST FOLLOWED ME WHAT DO I DO NOW" and "goodnight chat im going to sleep," indicating Extraversion. They focus on concrete, immediate details such as "I have 3 zyns and 3 nightshifts ahead of me i am so fucking cooked" and "soup maxing atm im eating soup i got soup in my belly," which aligns with Sensing. Their language is driven by personal emotions and values, evident in statements like "Nothing brings me joy any more i feel less and less alive each day..." and "when ur mean to me this is how i cope with all the hate i get," reflecting a Feeling preference. Finally, their impulsive, spontaneous lifestyle—"i go on a 2 day bender friday/saturday im so ready" and "goals for 2026 learn to drive get rich or die trying"—shows a Perceiving orientation. Together these traits best match the ESFP type.

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22 • Gamer & anime fan • Valorant enthusiast who once topped a 1800-rated match with a flash • Always chasing the next high score– @vyrebossman

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The high‑octane energy drink in the mix mirrors the frantic grind of 'i have 3 zyns and 3 nightshifts ahead of me i am so fucking cooked oh lord' and the sleepless gaming marathons like 'sleep deprived time to q solo shuffle and be EVERYONES problem'. Vodka provides the neutral base for the endless '2 day bender friday/saturday im so ready' binge‑drinking vibe. Coffee liqueur adds a dark, bitter buzz that reflects the melancholy of 'Nothing brings me joy any more i feel less and less alive each day i survive i am not living im just existing'. Grenadine adds a fleeting sweet flash of optimism, echoing moments such as 'DADDY GOT PAID TODAYY' and 'No longer homeless <3'. A dash of Angostura bitters ties it all together with the sharp edge of 'and feeling goated wore off time to be depressed till payday', making the drink a chaotic blend of hype, bitterness, and brief sweetness—just like @vyrebossman's timeline.

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The user repeatedly emphasizes personal ambition and a drive for wealth and power, such as in the tweet 'goals for 2026 learn to drive get rich or die trying start posting for tummy tuesday get rich not blow my shit smoove off make money be loved be happy buy arifrier'. Their bio also stresses '22 hex money power Va 11 Hall a lover wow pvp enjoyer', indicating a focus on status and competition. They often talk about confronting or outmaneuvering others ('Omw to lock @Riot_Krug and @2cara2louss4u in a cave so i dont see thier loveydovey bs on my tl', 'I’ll get his fking ass'), showing a cunning, self‑preserving attitude. While occasional sadness appears, the dominant theme is ambition, resourcefulness, and a desire for dominance, which align best with Slytherin values.

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The user’s tweets repeatedly express feeling empty, numb, and like they’re just existing, as in 'Nothing brings me joy any more... I am not living, I’m just existing' and 'and feeling goated wore off time to be depressed till payday'. The frustration and self‑despair described mirrors the chorus of "Numb" – "All I want to do is be something else, I’m tired of being the only one left to feel". Their gaming setbacks, like 'I lost 300 rating in 3 days' and 'i think i should make a list for people i like but wouldn’t date', echo the song’s theme of trying hard but feeling disconnected. The line 'I’m an autistic virgin loser' also matches the sense of alienation and numbness the song conveys. Overall, the lyrical content of "Numb" captures the user’s blend of depression, frustration, and yearning for feeling something beyond numbness.

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