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A classic match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E) because they actively seek interaction, attention, and open social contact, e.g. their bio says their DMs are “WIDE OPEN for ANYONE for ANY REASON~!” and they make interaction-bait posts like “INTERACTIONBAIT you 50 oomfies need to be here to do thissss”. They appear more Intuitive (N) than Sensing: their tweets are full of dramatic hypotheticals, symbolism, and abstract emotional reflection, such as “Do you ever sit around and realize its not just being a normal teenager... its all played off as being emo but its not common atall”, which shows pattern-seeking and big-picture thinking about their experience. Their communication is clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they focus on intense emotions, relationships, and validation, for example “I have a friend and hes basically god but he likes someone else more than me... I KINDA VERY wanna OD so it kicks in when theyre there and they have to care about me...”, which centers on emotional impact rather than logic. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they present as impulsive, unstructured, and inconsistent (e.g. “Poor little vy used to always 'quit' but he never really quit he just says he did...” and “Tfw youre on shed but you dont post cuts (bc ur too lazy to take photos)”), suggesting spontaneity over planning. Putting these together, ENFP best matches their highly social, emotionally intense, dramatic, and impulsive online persona, even though the content is very dark and maladaptive.

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15 • he/him • Part-time chaos theorist, full-time overthinker. Once scheduled therapy around a package delivery and still lost the package.– @Vytheophanim

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This cocktail is strong and chaotic, powered by overproof dark rum to match the reckless, high-intensity vibe of lines like “cock? cocaine? cutting? which??? #drugstwt #shtwt #shedtwt” and “no of course im not abusing substances, i love them”. The blackberry liqueur brings a dark sweetness, reflecting their clingy, dramatic affection in “DMs are WIDE OPEN for ANYONE for ANY REASON~!” and the obsessional tone of “I have a friend and hes basically god... I KINDA VERY wanna OD so it kicks in when theyre there and they have to care about me...”. Fresh lime juice adds a sharp, sour bite that mirrors their blunt honesty in tweets like “'oh my gosh whats that on your leg' what the fuck does it look like I CUT MYSELF”. Tonic water keeps it fizzy and a bit medicinal, nodding to the hospital/therapy drama of “I WENT TO THE DOCTORS AND I GOT THEM TO WRIST CHECK THE ARM WITHOUT CUTS (I am a mainly thigh cutter)” and “I HAVB THERAPY AND MY PARENTS TOLD MY THERAPIST YALL PRAY FR ME”. The activated charcoal sugar rim makes it literally black-sparkly, a pretty but ominous edge that fits their shedtwt aesthetic in posts like “They need to make a fataltotheflesh that let's u go deeper than catscratchhhh...” and “Do you ever sit around and realize its not just being a normal teenager, most people dont cut themselves...”. This is an experimental, dangerously cute drink: sweet at first, then it hits like a suicide-note punchline, echoing “Writing my suicide note but im writing different versions for each person so only the opps think its their fault”.

Your Hogwarts House
Vy shows a strongly manipulative, strategy-focused mindset that aligns most with Slytherin. They openly describe wanting to use an overdose as a way to force someone to care about them, writing: “I have a friend and hes basically god... SO! I KINDA VERY wanna OD so it kicks in when theyre there and they have to care about me...”, which is a clear attempt to engineer others’ emotions to their advantage. Their approach to self-harm and mental health is also framed in terms of gaming the system and avoiding consequences, for example: “I WENT TO THE DOCTORS AND I GOT THEM TO WRIST CHECK THE ARM WITHOUT CUTS (I am a mainly thigh cutter) AND THANK GOD THAT WORKED”, showing resourcefulness and self-preservation rather than openness or rule-following. Even their dark humor about suicide notes is structured around targeted impact and blame placement: “Writing my suicide note but im writing different versions for each person so only the opps think its their fault”, which reflects a calculating, opponent-focused worldview. While they display vulnerability and emotional intensity, the recurring pattern is using those feelings in tactical, manipulative, and self-protective ways—hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the more straightforward bravery of Gryffindor or empathy of Hufflepuff.

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