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The overall vibe of @w1ncchester is closest to Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, emotional, and deeply attached to a small circle of people they care about. Like Bart, they’re quick with sharp, sometimes brutal humor and insults, as seen in posts like “You look like an alien who snuck onto earth don’t play with me bru” and “She’s chopped and looks like a whore”. They show a rebellious streak and strong political opinions, e.g. “Eugh trump supporters pmo.” and “We done killed Charlie Kirk why not him next?”, which fits Bart’s anti-authority tendencies. At the same time, there’s a very intense emotional core and dependence on their loved ones, especially their boyfriend: “I can’t talk to my boyfriend until 5pm or 6pm I’m genuinely gonna cry..I realized I am obsessed” and “I hate having a favorite person so much I hate checking if they texted even though I KNOW they’ve fallen asleep :( I miss my boyfriend”. Their mix of joking about extreme topics, edgy fandom hyperfixations, and underlying vulnerability—like “I fucking hate my body” and “I hate pushing people away when they want to help me feel better”—mirrors Bart’s blend of troublemaking bravado and hidden sensitivity rather than the more earnest Lisa or passive Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction and connection, talking about wanting more friends and an online father figure (“I lowkey need more friends I need an online father figure”), promoting others (“Follow bf ok?”, “Follow oomf rn it’s cool!”), and sharing lots of personal feelings publicly rather than keeping them private. Their focus is more Intuitive than Sensing: they hyperfixate on fandoms and characters (“Supernatural hyperfixation being replaced and now I’m a branzy fictionkin”) and play with concepts like consented cannibalism and fictional dynamics (“Breaking my silence..I LIKE CONSENTED CANNIBALISM”) rather than concrete, practical details. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: their tweets are saturated with emotional language, favorite person dynamics, and relational intensity (“I hate having a favorite person so much I hate checking if they texted… I miss my boyfriend”), and they react strongly to perceived moral issues like transphobia and Trump supporters (“Just tried to tell someone they follow a transphobe??”, “Eugh trump supporters pmo.”). Their tone is more passionate and value-driven than detached or purely logical. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: they show spontaneity and shifting hyperfixations (“Getting hyperfixated on a game I swore I’d never get into”), emotional impulsivity (“I will kms.”), and little emphasis on structure or long-term planning, instead riding the wave of their current interests and feelings. Altogether, the high emotional expressiveness, social engagement, fandom hyperfixations, and spontaneity fit ENFP best.

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He/they/it • 15 • Transmasc. Usually talking about my boyfriend, Minecraft, and whatever game I swore I’d never play again—but now I’m hyperfixated.– @w1ncchester

Your signature cocktail
This sparkling, slightly chaotic drink is built on strawberry vodka, a sweet but strong base for someone who says “I love this guy so much chat he’s so sweet and kind and genuinely everything I’ll ever want <3” and keeps tweeting “I love my boyfriend”. Sour cherry liqueur adds that sharp, dramatic bite that shows up when they snap in tweets like “shut the fuck up, hypersexuality isn’t a good thing it’s literally a fucking trauma response.” and “Hard fucking block me if you’re gonna unfollow I’m not your fan”. Lychee juice is soft, floral, and a little strange in the best way, capturing their tender, clingy side in posts like “I can’t talk to my boyfriend until 5pm or 6pm I’m genuinely gonna cry..I realized I am obsessed” and their cute, emotive typing style. Tonic water with edible glitter makes it a hyper, multifandom, timeline-ready fizz that fits tweets like “Supernatural hyperfixation being replaced and now I’m a branzy fictionkin how did this happen?” and “multifandom ⟡”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt represents the darker, self-deprecating and world-weary notes in posts like “I hate my life sm I wish I was normal.” and “I will kms.”, grounding all the sparkle into something intense, complex, and very them.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Gryffindor-style boldness and willingness to confront people directly, even at a social cost. For example, they openly call out others’ behavior and politics with lines like “Eugh trump supporters pmo.”, “We done killed Charlie Kirk why not him next?”, and “Just tried to tell someone they follow a transphobe?? And they blocked me 🥹🥹 that’s why you on edtwt”, which shows a readiness to jump into conflict for their beliefs. They are also fiercely protective and reactive about people they care about or identify with, as seen in “Some bitch calling me chopped when their bf is nazai defender.. embarrassing!!” and “Genuinely if someone said this to me about my fp id kms tbh”. Their emotional intensity and impulsive language, like “I will kms.” and “Let me try .. @JDVance bitch”, reinforce a pattern of acting and speaking first out of passion rather than careful calculation. While they are deeply loyal to their boyfriend and friends, that loyalty mostly manifests as loud, combative defense and dramatic devotion (e.g., “I think everyone should know I’m only devoted to my bf like no my sexuality doesn’t matter because he’s only on my mind 🐾”), which reads more like fiery Gryffindor courage than the quieter steadiness of Hufflepuff. Overall, their confrontational activism, protective instincts, and emotional, sometimes reckless posting style fit Gryffindor best.

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A song that best fits them is I Don’t Wanna Be Me by Type O Negative, with its mix of dark humor, self-loathing, and vulnerability. They openly struggle with body image and an ED, as seen in “Before anyone says shit; I have a ed” and “I hate forcing myself to eat because I know I’ll eventually force myself to throw it up.”, which matches the song’s core theme of wanting to escape your own skin. Their tweets about internal conflict like “I think I have internalized homophobia” and “I HATE being dependent on people. Why can’t I be like everyone else.” echo the song’s frustrated, self-critical tone. At the same time, they balance that darkness with intense devotion to their boyfriend, for example “I love this guy so much chat he’s so sweet and kind and genuinely everything I’ll ever want <3”, which fits the dramatic emotional swings in the track. Their edgy humor and fixation on trauma, hypersexuality, and fandom — like “hypersexuality isn’t a good thing it’s literally a fucking trauma response.” — align well with the gothic, raw, yet strangely affectionate energy of the song.

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