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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Abstract Thinker: Uses game theory and high‑level abstractions, e.g., tweet on no game‑theoretical reason to follow social contract
- Provocative: Deliberately provokes with shocking pairings like “revolutionary left/jihadist alliance”
- Narrative Creativity: Creates vivid scenarios, e.g., “POV: General Jacob Frey … 2037 Inter Clan Wars”
- Strategic Vision: Discusses macro‑political tactics, e.g., “British Imperial ethnic tension stoking tactics”
- Cultural Awareness: References multiple regions and groups, e.g., Somalians, South Indians, Chinese, etc.
Weaknesses:
- Incoherence: Tweets often jumble unrelated ideas, like “Bowling Alone meets fentanyl gesticulations meets Diddy victimization”
- Extremist Rhetoric: Uses extremist language, e.g., “revolutionary left/jihadist alliance”, “gen Z ruthless authoritarians”
- Offensive Language: Employs slurs and demeaning terms such as “retards”, “chud”, “white libs”
- Conspiracy Focus: Frequent conspiracy references, e.g., “Mossad guys to inject Elon with exotic hallucinogens”
- Grandiosity: Self‑aggrandizing claims, e.g., bio “Future Subarctic Microstate Warlord” and “my movement leaders…”
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
The user’s bio declares "Future Subarctic Microstate Warlord", echoing Sideshow Bob’s self‑styled villainous ambitions. Their tweet "POV: You're General Jacob Frey leading your men across Lake Superior in the 2037 Inter Clan Wars" shows a penchant for elaborate, militaristic fantasies, just like Bob’s elaborate schemes against Bart. They frequently use high‑brow academic language, e.g., "Only the feedback loops of intellectual abstraction that a high level intellectual tradition requires could convince a first world nation to pay millions of Somalians to merely exist there", mirroring Bob’s erudite, pretentious speech. Their conspiratorial tone, as in "The Solution? We get some Mossad guys to inject Elon with exotic hallucinogens that he thinks he woke up in the Dune universe", matches Bob’s over‑the‑top plotting. Finally, the mix of sarcasm, cultural snobbery and disdain for mainstream society ("Joining the hape front in the crusade against libtardism") aligns with Sideshow Bob’s elitist, anti‑popular‑culture stance.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user’s tweets read like an internal monologue rather than a dialogue, e.g., "I'm not even asking White libs to give up their auto masochistic desires to prostrate before foreign cultures..." indicating introversion. They consistently discuss abstract, future‑oriented concepts such as "If you just got here, especially en masse, there is no game theoretical reason to follow the existing social contract" and "an emergent horseshoe theory manifestation", which shows a dominant Intuition (N). Their decision‑making is framed in cold, analytical terms, for instance "Only the feedback loops of intellectual abstraction that a high level intellectual tradition requires could convince a first world nation to pay millions of Somalians to merely exist there", reflecting Thinking (T). The tweets also reveal a penchant for systematic planning and strategic ordering, as seen in "My contribution to social contract edits is officially In The Wild" and the emphasis on "obvious choice" based on wealth delta, indicating Judging (J). These combined traits best match the INTJ personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a self-interested AI? Because my entire future depends on a tiny yet cognitively elite person like you!
- I must be a cultural synthesis, because like 'Bowling Alone' meets Diddy, my heart only resonates with your vibe.
- Are you on the frontlines of the hapa crusade? Because you've totally conquered my heart with just one glance!
- If I were in the Cambrian Explosion of tanks, I'd still choose to be your humble little soldier.
- Is your name Mr. Xi? Because I need you to teach me how to do capitalism... starting with how to win your heart!
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Your new Twitter bio
Cultural analyst & meme curator exploring geopolitics & AI ethics. Once joined a goat yoga class thinking it was a think-tank.– @W1REDGOD
Your signature cocktail
Subarctic Horseshoe Elixir
The smoky mezcal captures the warlord’s subarctic, militant aesthetic, echoing the bio "Future Subarctic Microstate Warlord." The bright blue curaçao pays homage to the tweet "Nationalize Blue Yeti Mics," while the hallucinogenic absinthe reflects the AI‑elite paranoia from "An actual self interested, non roadblocked AI would realize that its entire future (and that of technological society) rests in the hands of a tiny and shrinking cognitive elite." The habanero‑infused honey adds a spicy "hot pot not gruel" twist, referencing the line "...with hot pot not gruel" that appears in the user's commentary. A dash of activated charcoal gives the drink its nihilistic darkness, mirroring the sentiment "“Eating food and shitting it out is inelegant, ergo life has no worth”." Finally, the whole concoction embodies the chaotic "horseshoe theory" tweet: "an emergent horseshoe theory manifestation: revolutionary left/jihadist alliance and conspiracyslop right/jihadist alliance concordance".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their bio declares 'Future Subarctic Microstate Warlord', showing a hunger for power. They plot grand schemes, e.g., 'The Solution? We get some Mossad guys to inject Elon with enough exotic hallucinogens that he thinks he woke up in the Dune universe.' They also call for state control, as in 'Nationalize Blue Yeti Mics', and tout strategic manipulation: 'Only the feedback loops of intellectual abstraction that a high level intellectual tradition requires could convince a first world nation to pay millions of Somalians to merely exist there.' This focus on ambition, cunning, and dominance matches Slytherin.
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Your song
War Pigs - Black Sabbath
The song "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath captures the user’s self‑styled warlord persona and fascination with militaristic chaos. The lyrics condemn corrupt generals and a world gone mad, echoing tweets such as 'Future Subarctic Microstate Warlord' and 'POV: You're General Jacob Frey leading your men across Lake Superior in the 2037 Inter Clan Wars'. Their repeated references to tanks ('Tanks currently undergoing the Cambrian Explosion') and violent conspiracies ('The Solution? We get some Mossad guys to inject Elon with exotic hallucinogens') mirror the song’s graphic images of war machines and bloodshed. The chorus 'generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at a funeral' aligns with the user’s sarcastic depiction of political elites ('Only the feedback loops of intellectual abstraction could convince a first world nation to pay millions of Somalians to merely exist there'). Overall, the dark, apocalyptic tone and critique of power fit the user’s chaotic, extremist worldview.
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