Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically engaged: Shows strong interest in politics and social issues, e.g. Quebec independence and protests: “'the largest political movement in Canadian History' 2.4 millions de personnes ont voté pour l'indépendance au Québec...”, “Went to a protest got 41,000 steps 🔥”
- Multilingual: Tweets in English and French while mentioning French/English/German in bio, showing comfort across languages: “RAHHHHHH RAHHHH VIVE LE QUÉBEC...”, “I'm going to bed soon. How was your day?”
- Humorous: Uses jokes and absurdity to entertain, like parodying US politics and math discourse: “HAPPY AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY !!!!! GOD CREATED AMERICA 5000 YEARS AGO...”, “Math should not be EIEIEIO this is not OKAY...”
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on mental state and contradictions, e.g. mood swings and self-destructive habits: “I love my oscillations between 'everythings great' and 'kms'”, “If God didn't want us having self destructive habits he wouldn't have made them so fun”
- Hardworking: Despite struggles, keeps up with school and future plans, like assignments and university applications: “Got my assignment in 3 minutes before the deadline Alhamdulillah”, “applied for universities wtf this is so much more real now”
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Frequent explicit references to wanting to die and group suicide: “I need to kms tbh”, “so everyone is wanting to die right now huh GROUP SU1C1D3 23h30 EST”
- Disordered eating: Talks about b/p episodes, weight-obsession, and difficulty eating healthily: “is there such a thing as post b/p clarity??”, “When the app doesn't let me set my actual weight goal :(((”, “everyone ate more than I did at dinner this was a victory”
- Self-harm behavior: References sh explicitly, even framing it as routine or a joke: “Doctor asked if I sh as a coping mechanism nah bro im just in it for the love of the game😭”, “Studying organic chemistry is a form of sh at this point istg”
- Low self-esteem: Describes self as unworthy, ugly, and non-existent, affecting relationships and self-image: “my bf deserves so much better than me, he deserves a better person than me...”, “i look in the mirror and I don't even see myself anymore”
- Emotional instability: Rapid shifts between highs and lows, and feeling like life is crashing, suggest difficulty regulating emotions: “Call me a magnet the way im bipolar”, “I wish my life was interesting and not just like a crashing airplane”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: a smart, politically engaged teen who feels older than everyone around her. Like Lisa’s intense idealism about causes, they’re passionate and nationalistic about politics and identity, e.g. “VIVE LE QUÉBEC VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE… WHAT THE FUCK IS RELGIOUS FREEDOM RAHHHHH QUÉBEC QUÉBEC” and “2.4 millions de personnes ont voté pour l'indépendance au Québec...”. They show dark humor and self-awareness about mental health, similar to Lisa’s depressive streak and existential crises, in posts like “I need to kms tbh” and “I love my oscillations between 'everythings great' and 'kms'”. Their academic stress and overachiever energy also echo Lisa, e.g. “Studying organic chemistry is a form of sh at this point istg” and “applied for universities wtf this is so much more real now”. Finally, the mix of sardonic wit and vulnerability in tweets like “I look in the mirror and I don't even see myself anymore” is very much in line with Lisa’s combination of intelligence, insecurity, and feeling out of place.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as more introverted than extroverted: there are many tweets about feeling disconnected, wanting to disappear, or staying home like “what if i block everyone and disappear from online life”, “i will not in fact see you today I am in bed and not moving lmao see you tomorrow”, and “Stayed home from school to play fortnite, now I have 3 assignments due in 8 hours pls pray for me”, suggesting limited social energy and a preference for online expression over in‑person interaction. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N): they frequently use metaphors and abstract self‑descriptions like “im just electricity through damp meat”, “I wish my life was interesting and not just like a crashing airplane”, and existential musings such as “I don't exist do I, I am just a character made up, nothing I do is real”. They are clearly feeling‑oriented (F): their tweets emphasize emotions, self‑worth, and relationships—e.g. “my bf deserves so much better than me… he deserves someone more stable than me” and the concern for others in “How was your day? For me: 5/10… What did you do?”—and even their political comments are emotionally loaded rather than purely analytical, as in “RAHHHHHH RAHHHH VIVE LE QUÉBEC…”. Their lifestyle and self‑talk strongly suggest perceiving (P) over judging: they procrastinate and improvise, like “Got my assignment in 3 minutes before the deadline Alhamdulillah” and “Already fucked up october, november my month fr fr”, and describe chaotic self‑destruction rather than structured planning—“If God didn't want us having self destructive habits he wouldn't have made them so fun”. Altogether, an introspective, metaphor‑heavy, emotionally intense, and somewhat disorganized inner world aligns best with INFP: a private but expressive idealist who oscillates between passionate causes (e.g. Quebec independence in “'the largest political movement in Canadian History' 2.4 millions de personnes ont voté pour l'indépendance au Québec...”) and deep personal angst (“I look in the mirror and I don't even see myself anymore”).
Some pickup lines for you
- You got 41,000 steps at that protest—if we go on a date, is it okay if my heart rate is from you and not the walking?
- You said math should stop being ‘EIEIEIO’—but if you ever want to study, I promise our only variables will be you + me = no assignments done.
- You’re out here manifesting everyone -10 kg and still saying your boyfriend deserves better; from where I’m standing, 6‑year‑old you would be proud you turned into the girl who survives hospitals, applies to uni, and still has the energy to yell ‘VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE’ online.
- As a fellow ‘electricity through damp meat’ enjoyer, I think our oscillations between ‘everything’s great’ and ‘kms’ would be perfectly in phase—call it constructive interference, but I’m pretty sure we’d amplify each other’s good days.
- You tweet in Fr/En/De, celebrate American Independence Day like a bit, and still roast Albertan separatists—if being chaotic, bilingual, and politically unhinged is a love language, I’m fluent and ready to reply ‘bonjour chat’ under every one of your late‑night spirals.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • Québécoise • tweets in EN/FR/DE • once skipped school for Fortnite and still made the deadline • politics, physics, and way too many feelings– @W34th3rg1rl
Your signature cocktail
The Bipolar Independence Storm
The Québécois maple rye whisky represents her loud sovereigntist pride and political fire, screaming VIVE LE QUÉBEC in shots like “RAHHHHHH RAHHHH VIVE LE QUÉBEC VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE QUÉBEC MENTIONÉE WAT THE FUCK IS RELGIOUS FREEDOM RAHHHHH QUÉBEC QUÉBEC” and “'the largest political movement in Canadian History' 2.4 millions de personnes ont voté pour l'indépendance au Québec...”. Cloudy hard lemonade captures her mix of sour reality and fizzy humor, like skipping school for Fortnite in “Stayed home from school to play fortnite, now I have 3 assignments due in 8 hours pls pray for me”. A blue curaçao mist nods to the sky and storms, echoing Weathergirl chaos and her dramatic all‑caps weather-report style in “Math should not be EIEIEIO this is not OKAY. Math should go back to being numbers which is what it always was before the woke!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!! MNR”. The spicy pomegranate syrup stands for the intensity of her self-destructive jokes and raw honesty about wanting to "get worse" and group su1c1d3 energy in “I need to kms tbh” and “so everyone is wanting to die right now huh GROUP SU1C1D3 23h30 EST”. Finally, the smoked sea salt rim reflects the burnout, hospital trips, and dark humor resilience in “survived the hospital trip victoire, banger même” and her oscillation between “everythings great” and “kms” in “I love my oscillations between 'everythings great' and 'kms'”, leaving a lingering edge on an otherwise electric, experimental storm of a drink.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show strong Gryffindor-style boldness and willingness to fight for their beliefs, especially around politics and identity. For example, they proudly amplify Quebec independence as “'the largest political movement in Canadian History' 2.4 millions de personnes ont voté pour l'indépendance au Québec...” and scream their stance in “RAHHHHHH RAHHHH VIVE LE QUÉBEC VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE QUÉBEC MENTIONÉE WAT THE FUCK IS RELGIOUS FREEDOM RAHHHHH QUÉBEC QUÉBEC”, which reflects a loud, confrontational courage rather than quiet loyalty. Their impulsive, chaotic humor also fits Gryffindor more than any other house, like deciding to tweet in an over-the-top Trump style in “i should start TWEETING like trump THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION THIS MATTER !!!! MNR” or the wild satire of “HAPPY AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY !!!!! GOD CREATED AMERICA 5000 YEARS AGO RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER HMC!!!!!”. They demonstrate bravery and a kind of reckless honesty about their mental health in posts like “I need to kms tbh” and “so everyone is wanting to die right now huh GROUP SU1C1D3 23h30 EST”, openly sharing things many would hide. Even when they’re struggling, they still push themselves into action—going to a protest and celebrating “Went to a protest got 41,000 steps 🔥” shows that they confront the world head-on rather than withdraw. Overall, the combination of loud political conviction, impulsive humor, and candid confrontation of pain points much more strongly to Gryffindor than to the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bury the Light - Casey Edwards ft. Victor Borba
The best fit is “Bury the Light” because it’s about living in chaos, self‑destruction, and still pushing forward with manic intensity, which matches how they swing between bravado and collapse. They joke about self‑destructive habits and mental health, like “If God didn't want us having self destructive habits he wouldn't have made them so fun (I am losing my mind hello chat)” and “I need to kms tbh”, echoing the song’s themes of inner battles and a fractured self. Their body‑image and ED struggles in tweets like “everyone ate more than I did at dinner this was a victory” and “When the app doesn't let me set my actual weight goal :(((” parallel lyrics about being consumed from within yet refusing to stop. At the same time, the song’s almost theatrical, over‑the‑top energy mirrors their dramatic posting style in things like “HAPPY AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY !!!!! GOD CREATED AMERICA 5000 YEARS AGO RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER” and “RAHHHHHH RAHHHH VIVE LE QUÉBEC VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE”. Even their dissociation and paranoia — “I don't exist do I, I am just a character made up, nothing I do is real” and “my biggest fear is everyone is lying to me to prove I don't know what I am talking about” — fit the song’s sense of a fragmented identity fighting itself. Overall, it captures both their dark humor and the serious turmoil underneath.
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