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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, a little dramatic, and very online-brainy. They have a strong sense of aesthetic taste and media obsession, constantly commenting on films and directors like Jacques Demy and David Lynch, as in “jacques demy homem mais que especial” and “david lynch's short films hiiii”, which echoes Lisa’s cinephile, artsy side. Their academic life and competitiveness also show up in tweets about grades and college, such as “otária quando eu fiz tirei 840 aprendendo no tiktok” and “lembrando que em março vou ter que aguentar os calouros de adm”, mirroring Lisa’s overachiever academic streak and mild disdain for less serious classmates. At the same time, they’re emotionally intense and self-aware—“meu coração é cheio de empatia isso que me mata”—which fits Lisa’s mix of empathy and existential angst. Their constant cultural commentary, from pop music to perfume to TV plots, alongside affectionate posts about their girlfriend like “a floricultura postando o buquê que eu dei pra minha namorada”, rounds out a personality that’s thoughtful, critical, romantic, and a bit neurotic—very Lisa-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extraverted: they constantly reference friends, girlfriend, classmates, and family, and seem energized by sharing reactions publicly, e.g. joking about helping with freshmen reception just to mock admin students in “ajudar na recepção de calouros pra poder aniquilar os de administração” and laughing at seeing friends’ butts on Call of Duty in “meus amigos da facul me colocam no cf e eu sou obrigada a ver o cu deles”. Their focus is much more Intuitive than strictly concrete: they dramatize small events into larger narratives or future anxieties, like imagining getting a fever over a dream jacket in “vi minha jaqueta dos sonhos no shopping e não pude fazer nada pode saber que vai me dar febre”, or turning a classmate’s seat‑stealing habit into a karmic story in “esses dias ela sofreu acidente e quebrou a perna”. They clearly lean Feeling: judgments center on personal values, affection, and emotional reactions rather than detached logic, as with her intense protectiveness over her girlfriend’s perfume in “se mexessem no casaco com egeo vanilla da minha namorada eu ia virar um capeta” and self-description as highly empathetic in “meu coração é cheio de empatia isso que me mata”. At the same time, she’s blunt and expressive, calling things “nojo” or “pior” in tweets like “ai que nojo vou vomitar” and “essas são as piores que paga de santa”, which fits the candid, values-driven F style more than cool, systematic T. Finally, her life seems relatively Perceiving: goals and structure are loose and reactive (e.g. a single eyebrow goal in “minha única meta pra 2026 é ter as sobrancelhas da addison rae”), she swings between procrastinating and last-minute academic stress in “vendo a grade do próximo semestre”, and she often posts about spontaneous moods, obsessions, and media binges like “gastei meu dinheiro do ano novo no hay day”. Altogether, an energetic, emotionally expressive, pop-culture-obsessed, and improvisational style lines up best with ENFP.

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Film kid who spends lunch breaks on Letterboxd, cries over soundtracks & survives college with carbs, perfume samples and one very patient girlfriend.– @w98vi

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This cocktail is loud, sweet, and a little chaotic, just like someone who says they’re “gonna be the first person to die of fomo” while doomscrolling TV and stan drama (“vou ser a primeira pessoa a morrer de fomo”, “não aguento mais esse caso”). The cachaça with vanilla-caramel nods to desperately protecting the girlfriend’s scented coat and their soft, romantic core under all the sarcasm (“se mexessem no casaco com egeo vanilla da minha namorada eu ia virar um capeta”, “a floricultura postando o buquê que eu dei pra minha namorada”). Sparkling rosé captures their dreamy, cinematic side that quotes Lana, Jacques Demy, Mulholland Drive and new albums like sacred events (“the day i saw your white mustang”, “jacques demy homem mais que especial”, “like that one sex scene that's in Mulholland Drive”, “dia do álbum perfeito”). The guava-lime shrub and pink grapefruit bitterness mirror their mix of sweetness and sharp read energy, from bullying admin freshmen to dragging streaming scenes and moms (“ajudar na recepção de calouros pra poder aniquilar os de administração”, “ai que forçação essa cena 🏳️🌈 em stranger things pqp”, “minha mae ta me estressando tanto”). Finally, the cotton-candy foam garnish is pure pop-girl, Hay Day–playing, perfume-loving fantasy that still believes carbs and playlists can save a semester (“gastei meu dinheiro do ano novo no hay day”, “carboidrato em todas as refeições é oq me motiva a viver”, “musica mais importante de 2025”).

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show strong loyalty and warmth to the people close to them, especially their girlfriend, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they joke about provoking their partner but frame it with affection in “irritar minha namorada só pra ela brigar cmg #lovethis #jadore”, and fiercely defend her belongings in “se mexessem no casaco com egeo vanilla da minha namorada eu ia virar um capeta”. They also show soft, thoughtful gestures like giving her a bouquet in “a floricultura postando o buquê que eu dei pra minha namorada ao som de poesia acústica 9” and chocolates in “quando vc compra 1 barra de chocolate pra sua namorada e recebe 10”. Beyond romance, they display empathy and emotional sensitivity in “meu coração é cheio de empatia isso que me mata” and lighthearted gratitude toward small pleasures like food and music in “carboidrato em todas as refeições é oq me motiva a viver” and “OBRIGADA JULIANO FLOSS”. While they have a sharp, sometimes chaotic sense of humor, the throughline in their timeline is loyalty, affection, and a big heart rather than ambition or intellectual elitism, which aligns most with Hufflepuff.

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A song that best suits them is cool for the summer by Demi Lovato, because it’s flirty, bold, and a little chaotic in a fun way, which matches their timeline energy. They’re openly romantic and teasing with their girlfriend, like when they say they love “irritar minha namorada só pra ela brigar cmg #lovethis #jadore” and defend her fiercely in “se mexessem no casaco com egeo vanilla da minha namorada eu ia virar um capeta”. Their mix of humor and drama, complaining that “minha mae ta me estressando tanto” while also saying “meu coração é cheio de empatia isso que me mata”, fits the song’s push-and-pull between vulnerability and bravado. They’re pop-culture obsessed, cinephile-coded, and a bit messy in a charming way, as seen in tweets like “tendo uma relação conflituosa com o timothee chalamet” and “gastei meu dinheiro do ano novo no hay day”, which matches the youthful, impulsive vibe of the track. Overall, cool for the summer captures their playful bisexual/queer-coded humor, intense crush energy, and unapologetic, slightly chaotic personality.

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