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Your Simpsons character
The user’s chaotic, meme‑filled posts and love for snack‑related excitement resemble Bart Simpson’s mischievous, snack‑loving personality. For example, the tweet "i see gerita everywhere.." shows a random, prank‑like observation just like Bart’s impulsive antics. The excited "update i got the free bage of chips for 90 dollars im so hyped" mirrors Bart’s obsession with junk food and over‑the‑top reactions. Their imaginative "i have a headcannon where young germany had leg braces like forrest gump" reflects Bart’s love for creating wild stories and teasing others. Finally, the greeting "👋 i am wade,, collect my oranges!" captures the attention‑seeking, rebellious vibe that Bart is famous for.

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The frequent calls for interaction and use of emojis, such as "like and subscribe 🇵🇱 / 🌎🍝" and "hello! i will probably talk to u later 👀", show an extroverted style. The content focuses on concrete, sensory details—chips, oranges, and photos—evident in tweets like "i got the free bag of chips for 90 dollars im so hyped" and "my little stash of stuff", indicating a sensing preference. Emotional expressions dominate, for example "awww thank u yousef!! u r really great" and "i hate u germay hetalia", reflecting a feeling orientation. The posts are spontaneous and playful, lacking structured planning, as seen in "new strawpage alert 👀" and "okay.. so THIS happened", which points to a perceiving approach. Together these traits align with the ESFP personality type.

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Digital doodler 🎨 | German meme fan & orange collector 🍊 | Chasing free chips & quirky sketches. Check my straw page: wabert.straw.page– @wabert123

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The bright orange base nods to Wade’s signature shout "collect my oranges!" and his orange emoji 🍊. A splash of vodka adds the fast‑paced, meme‑driven energy seen in tweets like "i see gerita everywhere.." and "okay.. so THIS happened". Ginger beer gives a spicy fizz that mirrors his chaotic, off‑beat humor, especially the "germni" and "germany or something" posts. A drizzle of chocolate liqueur references his love for Hershey‑park style grilled cheesesteaks, while a salted rim mimics his longing for a "free bag of chips". Together the drink captures Wade’s quirky, colorful vibe and love for random pop‑culture mash‑ups.

Your Hogwarts House
Wade's frequent self-promotion and desire for recognition, such as 'new strawpage alert 👀 [link]' and 'Like and subscribe 🇵🇱 / 🌎🍝', reflect the Slytherin drive for personal ambition and status. Their repeated yearning for freebies, like 'i wish i could get a free bag of chips.. iwish i could get a free bag of chips' and 'update i got the free bage of chips for 90 dollars im so hyped', shows a resourceful mindset toward gaining advantage. They also manipulate their audience by expressing gratitude to followers, as seen in 'awww thank u yousef!! u r really great and iwont draw u getting tortured anymore !!❤️❤️', indicating a strategic use of loyalty to garner support. The bold, confrontational tone in 'i hate u germay hetalia' and 'i see gerita everywhere..' suggests a willingness to assert themselves, a trait commonly found in Slytherins. Overall, Wade's combination of ambition, self‑promotion, and cunning pursuit of benefits aligns most closely with the values of Slytherin.

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Your bio’s "Like and subscribe" and the frequent "new strawpage alert 👀" show a creator constantly seeking engagement, just like the song’s promise to never abandon its listeners. The upbeat hype in "update i got the free bag of chips for 90 dollars im so hyped" mirrors the energetic chorus of "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down." Your random, meme‑style posts such as "i see gerita everywhere.." and "i wish i could get a free bag of chips.." fit the internet‑culture vibe that made the rickroll a staple. Overall, the song’s relentless, feel‑good promise aligns with your persistent, quirky content‑pushing personality.

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