Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Technical Skill: Builds ESP32 web browser, sets up backup server, fixes iPhone X battery
- Creativity: Creates personal website, Minecraft dog pen, custom tools
- Transparency: Openly shares mental health struggles and medication updates
- Resilience: Continues posting despite feeling ignored, shadowbanned, and facing technical setbacks
- Humor: Uses sarcastic remarks like "Well f**king thank you Windows 10" and memes
Weaknesses:
- Self-Destructive: Posts suicidal statements and urges to kill self
- Impulsivity: Mentions extreme actions like mixing coffee powder with cake and throwing phone at wall
- Negativity: Frequent complaints about tech, life, internet, and personal mood
- Emotional Instability: Rapid mood swings from crying to anger, mentions panic attacks and constant anxiety
- Unhealthy Coping: Relies on self-harm ideation, excessive profanity, and isolation rather than seeking help
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user exhibits the cynical, tech‑obsessed, and constantly frustrated attitude of Comic Book Guy. They vent about 4chan, Windows, Microsoft, and Elon with lines like 'Missing 4chan like a mf' and 'Well f**king thank you Windows 10' and 'Well fuck you elon you small dick creature', showing the same disdain for pop culture and technology. Their frequent self‑deprecating, depressed remarks such as 'I’m going to kill myself one day seriously' echo Comic Book Guy’s own gloomy outlook on life. The combination of nerdy tech projects (ESP32 server, backup server) and relentless complaining matches Comic Book Guy’s persona as a bitter, socially isolated nerd.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Their need for external validation and frequent venting about being ignored shows Extraversion – e.g., 'This isn’t engagement farming I don’t fucking care if you ignore this but I’m pretty sure I’m shadow‑banned.' They focus on concrete, sensory details about technology and everyday frustrations, such as 'My router is on crack … it assigns an IP and then the lease goes wonky, so I have to change IPs every 6 hours.' Their decisions and reactions are driven by strong personal emotions and values, evident in statements like 'I’m going to kill myself one day seriously' and 'I don’t want to exist here anymore, I just want to fade out of people’s lives.' Their posting style is spontaneous, impulsive, and unstructured, as seen in 'Might start being more active on bluesky need people though' and 'I’m done with this bs I can’t install Linux onto this PC.' This combination of outward‑focused, sensory, feeling‑driven, and flexible behavior aligns best with the ESFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If I were an ESP32, I'd route every packet of my thoughts straight to your heart—no firewall, just a secure connection between us.
- Your Minecraft dog pen built by @Amer1te is the perfect spawn point—let's craft a two‑player world where the only mob we hunt is boredom.
- I know you’ve been yelling at Windows, but I promise I’m not a pop‑up—just a smooth upgrade that makes your day run glitch‑free.
- Your router’s DHCP drama is real, but I can be your static IP: always there, never changing, ready to connect whenever you need a reliable signal.
- I saw you licking your hot girlfriend’s feet while she plays Valorant—how about I bring the snacks and we become the ultimate duo, both in game and in real life?
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Your new Twitter bio
Tech tinkerer & server hobbyist. Coffee‑fuelled coder who once built a Minecraft dog pen for his wife. Surviving Aussie Wi‑Fi & 4chan nostalgia.– @waffle_4489
Your signature cocktail
Waffle's Glitched Server
The Glitched Server mixes dark bourbon, representing the bitter, relentless frustration that Waffle vents in tweets like "Everything fucking sucks everything has lost its enjoyment". A shot of cold brew coffee adds the jittery, sleepless energy echoed in "Drinking first thing in the morning on an empty stomach 10 am fuckin yeah" and the constant caffeine cravings. A drizzle of chili‑infused simple syrup brings the volatile heat of his angry outbursts, as seen in "Fking curse Australian internet providers fk you" and "Well f**king thank you Windows 10". Finally, a dash of orange bitters captures the underlying tech‑savvy bitterness and glitchy vibe, mirroring his lament "Missing 4chan like a mf" and the feeling of a broken router "My router is on crack".
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user frequently demonstrates a curiosity for technology and problem‑solving, which aligns with Ravenclaw's love of knowledge, as shown in the tweet 'I made a little tool thats running on a esp32 so i can browse the web on older devices of mine like my iphone 4 and my ds'. They also discuss technical hacks, for example 'First of all why would you even want to use a chrome browser and secondly you can enable developer options to manually install extensions', indicating a clever, analytical mindset. Their effort to repair devices, such as 'I ended up fixing my iPhone X’s battery issue where it would shutdown at 40% constantly, by restoring the software', further reflects a methodical approach prized by Ravenclaw. Even when expressing frustration, they focus on building and maintaining systems ('finally got the backup server working', 'Might start being more active on bluesky need people though'), showing consistent intellectual engagement rather than the bold daring of Gryffindor. This pattern of curiosity, ingenuity, and a drive to understand and improve technology suggests Ravenclaw as the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The user constantly expresses feeling like an outsider and a source of self‑despair, e.g., 'Everything fucking sucks … I hate it' and 'I’m going to kill myself …'. These lines echo Radiohead’s lyric ‘I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?’. The tweet 'Radiohead <3' shows they already listen to the band, making the song a fitting anthem for their mood. Their frustration with technology and social platforms ('Missing 4chan like a mf', 'I don’t want to be alive right now') further mirrors the song’s theme of alienation and self‑criticism.
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