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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, hyper self-critical, and wrestling with feeling different from everyone around them. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken about ethics and harm in their community, calling out things like pro-ED group chats as "genuinely evil" in "if you make a fucking 'ana motivation GC' you are doing nothing but literally HELPING AND AIDING people in killing themselves.". They show a strong protective empathy toward others in posts such as "I love you all, truly. You deserve to heal from everything that has changed your way of thinking and your brain chemistry. You are worth it♡" and "I want everyone to be ok, everything is so unfair I'm so sorry", which echoes Lisa’s deep concern for people’s suffering and injustice. At the same time, their intense self-hatred and hopelessness, as seen in "How to tell ma I have no will to live and I cut myself and need to die tonight, no glue no borax", reflect the darker, depressive side Lisa sometimes shows when her ideals clash with reality. Their combination of moral seriousness, vulnerability, and feeling alienated from "normaltwt" parallels how Lisa often feels like an outsider in a world that doesn’t understand her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on their inner world—mental health, ED struggles, and private frustrations—rather than social events, e.g. napping to avoid eating in “Napping cuz the power is out and if I sleep I can't eat” and wanting online friends because irls are "boring normal people" in “Like if you see this dm me so we can become internet friend”. They show Intuition (N) through abstract reflections and moral/psychological themes rather than concrete facts, such as exploring how hyper-femininity gets associated with childhood in “I find it weird that hyper feminism and shortness is associated with children” and describing the symbolic comfort of the smell of vomit in “Being someone who purges means smelling vomit even when it's nowhere around. It's drilled into every crevice of your brain…”. Their values-driven, emotional tone fits Feeling (F): they care deeply about others' healing in “You deserve to heal from everything that has changed your way of thinking… You are worth it♡” and express moral outrage at harmful behaviors in “if you make a fucking 'ana motivation GC' you are doing nothing but literally HELPING AND AIDING people in killing themselves. It's genuinely evil”, prioritizing ethics over detached logic. Their lifestyle reads as spontaneous and emotionally reactive, supporting Perceiving (P): they swing between fasting, purging, and impulsive choices like “Was going to omad but I ended up purging it anywasy fuck this and I have a headache now” and "turn to drugs" in “Everything is too much, I must turn to drugs”, with little sign of long-term structured planning. The combination—intense inner emotional life, idealistic concern for others, abstract reflection, and disorganized coping—maps best onto INFP: the sensitive, values-driven introvert who is harsh on themself but deeply compassionate toward others, as seen in their mix of self-destruction and love for their community in tweets like “I love you all I hope you're all doing ok… you all deserve recovery and to heal”.

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19 | book-loving chaos gremlin with too many opinions and a soft spot for collarbones. Once weighed myself after 2 naps “for science.”– @waffleironminho

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The LiveLaughLoveBlegh Bloody Fizz is loud, messy, and oddly tender—just like them. Blue raspberry vodka nods to their chaotic comfort favorite, “I LOVE BLUE POWERADE”, and the drunk-affection vibes of “I'm drunk and I want all of you to know I love you, please please please heal”. Grapefruit juice brings a sharp bitterness for the self-hate and exhaustion of “I'm so tired, I'm surprised I'm not dead yet. It feels like I already am” and “Being genderfluid makes me suicidal, I'll never feel valid”. Cherry syrup, dripped in last, makes a dramatic blood-red swirl for their gorey, self-destructive humor in “Throat bleeding” and “I will kill myself in front of her and make sure to get blood EVERYWHERE”. Sparkling water lightens the whole thing, reflecting the euphoric highs of fasting and collarbone pride like “Another day fasting, I see why people say it feels euphoric” and “More collar bones ugh I make myself horny”. Finally, the black salt rim is for their dark, defensive edge and refusal to play nice with creeps or harmful communities, seen in “If you sexualize someone without consent I'm going to assume you're a rapist” and “you are doing nothing but literally HELPING AND AIDING people in killing themselves. It's genuinely evil”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong streak of care and kindness toward others despite their own pain, which is very Hufflepuff. For example, they reassure their mutuals, saying “I love you all, truly. You deserve to heal from everything that has changed your way of thinking and your brain chemistry. You are worth it♡” and again while drunk, “I want all of you to know I love you, please please please heal, please recover, please take the time to give yourself the love you deserve I LLLLOVE YOU”. They’re intensely loyal and protective, defending disordered people from outside judgment in “leave disordered people alone they are not hurting you” and condemning harmful "ana motivation" spaces as "genuinely evil" in “you are doing nothing but literally HELPING AND AIDING people in killing themselves”. Their empathy is overwhelming at times, as in “I'm literally sobbing my eyes out because I want everyone to be ok, everything is so unfair I'm so sorry”, which reflects classic Hufflepuff compassion and fairness. While they can be impulsive and angry, their defining throughline is loyalty to their community and a deep desire for everyone around them to heal—core Hufflepuff values.

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The best fit is “Bury a Friend” by Billie Eilish because it captures the mix of self‑destruction, dark humor, and vulnerability they show. They talk openly about suicidal thoughts and using shock almost theatrically, like “Let this old ass bitch try me one more time I will kill myself in front of her and make sure to get blood EVERYWHERE”, mirroring the song’s fixation on death and being haunted by yourself. Their relationship with their own body and pain is both obsessive and numbing, as seen in “Being someone who purges means smelling vomit even when it's nowhere around... Even when your teeth begin to rot you'll smell vomit and decay.” and “How to tell ma I have no will to live and I cut myself and need to die tonight, no glue no borax”. At the same time, they’re strangely affectionate and protective of others, like “I love you all, truly. You deserve to heal...”, which fits the song’s tension between harm and care. Their identity as a self-described ‘parasite’ and their comfort with disturbing, taboo topics aligns with the song’s eerie, self-lacerating tone.

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