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Your Simpsons character
The user's obsessive devotion to a fictional character, Madoka Higuchi, mirrors Comic Book Guy's socially isolated lifestyle and his tendency to treat pop culture as his primary reality. Much like the Simpsons character's sarcastic and gatekeeping nature, this user identifies as a “proud incel” and expresses a deep-seated cynicism regarding the real world, lamenting that “Nothing I love is real”. Their bio's mention of being a gun enthusiast and “tormented by Tarkov” aligns with the character's niche, obsessive hobbies and technological frustrations. Furthermore, the user's erratic posts about “Nazi propaganda” and elaborate conspiracies involving the “CIA” reflect the more fringe, basement-dwelling tropes often associated with Comic Book Guy's online presence.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user demonstrates Introversion (I) by living in a deep, solitary fantasy world, admitting in a moment of clarity that “Nothing I love is real”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their focus on abstract, conspiratorial narratives, such as a “specific organization... chanting a kabbalah spell” to affect their personal life. They prioritize Feeling (F), driven entirely by an intense, obsessive emotional devotion to a fictional character, declaring, “Madoka chan, I love you so much. So much that i would sacrifice everything for you.”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in a disorganized, impulsive posting style that oscillates between graphic sexual roleplay and self-deprecating memes about being “tormented by Tarkov”.

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Digital artist and tactical gaming enthusiast. When I’m not perfecting my Tarkov loadout, I’m exploring character design and niche subcultures. Always learning.– @Waifuhunter88_9

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This cocktail is a volatile mix reflecting a user who oscillates between domestic fantasies and paranoid conspiracies, specifically claiming a “specific organization based in Tel Aviv” is using magic to keep him single. The strong, bitter base captures the spirit of a “proud incel” who identifies with “Nazi propaganda”, while the sugary finish mimics his obsessive delusions where “Madoka bit my hand” or “gave me chocolate.” It is a drink served in a state of total denial, best enjoyed right before you “realize Madoka isn't real.”

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The user demonstrates a classic Slytherin mix of intense ambition and exclusionary tribalism, defining their identity through a rigid set of personal standards and a 'proud' rejection of mainstream social norms. They display the house's characteristic resourcefulness and self-preservation by maintaining backups after their “main got locked again” and blaming external conspiracies, such as “a specific organization based in Tel Aviv working together with the CIA”, for their personal frustrations. Their bio’s claim that they “would sacrifice everything” for their chosen obsession reflects a dark, singular loyalty typical of Slytherin’s 'greatness at any cost' mentality. Furthermore, their elitist stance on dating only a “5'2 noctchill member” highlights a preference for specific 'purity' or traits over general Hufflepuff kindness or Ravenclaw openness.

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This song perfectly encapsulates the user's deep sense of alienation and his obsessive, borderline delusional fixation on a fictional character. While he frequently describes graphic, imaginary domestic and sexual scenarios—such as claiming “Madoka got pregnant” or “She wore this when we had sex last night”—there are moments where his detachment from reality cracks. He explicitly admits his own isolation, stating, “I'm a proud incel” and eventually lamenting that “Madoka isn't real... Nothing I love is real”. Like the lyrics of Creep, his online persona fluctuates between a desperate desire for belonging and a self-aware recognition that he doesn't fit into the normal world, further evidenced by his bizarre conspiratorial claims about “a specific organization... working together with the CIA” to keep him from his 'wife.'

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