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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: extremely online, mischievous, and always making jokes, but with genuine enthusiasm for their hobbies. Their chaotic, jokey tone shows up in posts like “guys im mpregnant” and “I honestly feel like people should stop putting both hands on the wheel because it makes it harder to text”, which feel very Bart-core ‘bad idea said for the bit.’ Their obsession with niche interests like Beyblade and Metal Gear, seen in tweets such as “participated in my first #BEYBLADEX tournament today!” and “please ive been in a constant search bc I know it exists does anyone have footage/an image of the mgs4 raiden monkey in #MGSDelta”, mirrors Bart’s intense but sometimes short‑attention passions (skateboarding, pranks, Itchy & Scratchy). At the same time, there’s a softer, earnest side in posts like “bey brings comfort!” and “Everyone please read this it was a beautiful short read”, similar to when Bart occasionally shows surprising heart and loyalty. Overall, the mix of irreverent humor, meme-y chaos, and genuine enthusiasm fits Bart far better than more serious or responsible characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they frequently talk about social events and online interactions, like going to tournaments and trips (“I went to my first beyblade tournament, cap met paul mccartney, who knows whats next!”, “I go japan”) and openly address mutuals and group chats (“hi #beytwt mutuals...”, “I hate this groupchat bro”). Their style fits Intuition: they enjoy playful, imaginative framing and hypotheticals over concrete how‑to details, such as “what if artists had something called an artscot where everytime the artist's artstyle changed, so did the style and complete design of the artscot. am I genius or genus” and the meta-joke “you ever realize you can just do stuff”. They appear Feeling‑oriented, responding to things with emotional reactions and concern for people—note “Everyone please read this it was a beautiful short read”, their excitement and appreciation for art and fanwork (“oh my god this is amazing and beautiful thank you so much skedahliax”), and empathy in “Rest in peace to Emporiosmom, monarch of jojotwt 💔”. Their behavior is strongly Perceiving: they seem spontaneous, driven by moment-to-moment interests and impulses rather than structured plans, like impulsively buying rare items (“Dude...fuck, yes... (Just bought stuff that isnt gonna be sold in america for like 2 months)”) or laughing at random discoveries (“guys please take a quick scroll through this channel I think I've struck gold”). The mix of high social energy, playful/abstract humor, emotionally expressive reactions, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle best aligns with ENFP.

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Designer by day, Beyblade X bracket menace by night. Once went to Japan and came home with more tops than clothes.– @waldoesque

Your signature cocktail
The spiced rum is the strong, chaotic core, matching their high-energy, slightly unhinged posting like “CLOCK MIRAGE ONLY WORKS ON X X5 RATCHETS 😭😭😭” and the all-caps panic in “MY PACKAGE GETS DELAYED 4 TIMES AND NOW MY DRIVER GETS KILLED?!”. Yuzu soda or lemonade adds a bright, zippy sweetness that feels like their joyful Beyblade obsession in “participated in my first #BEYBLADEX tournament today! ... still super duper fun!” and travel hype in “I go japan”. Melon liqueur gives a playful, anime-green glow for the JoJo/manga brainrot and character takes like “I feel like F.F. was a better Jobro than Hermes”. Blue curaçao nods to their graphic-design, color-obsessed side shown in posts like “colrurt” and their love of cool visuals in “holy fuck im creaming at this design”. The pop rocks/fizzy rim captures their meme-y, sudden-burst humor and surprise moments like “??? I literally did not post this im scared” and the gleeful chaos of “guys im mpregnant”. Overall, it’s a bright, experimental, slightly unhinged drink—sweet at first sip, but stronger than you expect, just like their mix of silly shitposts and passionate fandom deep-dives.

Your Hogwarts House
Waldo shows a strong mix of wit, niche knowledge, and playful analysis that aligns most with Ravenclaw. Their curiosity and enthusiasm for specific media and mechanics come through in posts like “please ive been in a constant search bc I know it exists does anyone have footage/an image of the mgs4 raiden monkey in #MGSDelta” and speculative thinking such as “im tellin you guys...6 or 5 cross will have a spin stealing beyblade...trust me...”, which show analytical, pattern‑spotting behavior. There’s also a playful, meta sense of humor and creativity, like “what if artists had something called an artscot where everytime the artist's artstyle changed, so did the style and complete design of the artscot. am I genius or genus” and “I am an artist from and this is my art”, suggesting someone who thinks in concepts and jokes about them. Even their joking realization “I just realized it's called deltarune because it's undertale backwards💡💡” and media takes like “Can someone set in stone for me the whole melone discourse like is he terrible or just a massive perv” show a reflective, slightly analytical approach rather than pure impulsiveness or ambition. While they seem friendly and community‑oriented (e.g., Beyblade tournaments and mutual shoutouts), the strongest throughline is a witty, niche-knowledge, idea-driven personality—core Ravenclaw traits.

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A fitting song for @waldoesque is We Are Young because their timeline is full of energetic, chaotic fun, online friendships, and a sense of living in the moment. They bounce between obsessions like Beyblade, JoJo, and MGS, hyping things up with posts like “participated in my first #BEYBLADEX tournament today! prizing wasn't too extravagant so all I got was a black keel shark but still super duper fun!” and “I went to my first beyblade tournament, cap met paul mccartney, who knows whats next!”, which matches the song’s youthful, adventurous spirit. The song’s theme of friendship and chaotic nights out parallels their loud, affectionate timeline, like “BIRTHDAY TODAY” with photos and “I hate this groupchat bro”, showing a social life that’s messy but full of connection. There’s also a dramatic flair and humor in posts such as “MY PACKAGE GETS DELAYED 4 TIMES AND NOW MY DRIVER GETS KILLED?!” and “can someone give me $10 for arizona teas pls they're on discount rn 😿”, echoing the song’s mix of reckless chaos and heartfelt sentiment. Overall, We Are Young captures their vibe of being loud, nerdy, affectionate, and constantly turning everyday moments into a dramatic, funny story.

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