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Your Simpsons character
They read as a thoughtful, slightly obsessive nerd about their special interests, much like Lisa. A huge amount of their timeline is deep-dive analysis of No, I’m Not a Human details, like pondering dialogue and mechanics in tweets such as “interesting that when you kick one character out for another the option is usually along the lines of 'i'll kick them out. come in,' but with wolfhound and angry guy it's 'i'll handle it,' instead.” and “kind of interesting wolfhound is the only character without visitor specific dialogue”. Like Lisa making charts and projects for her interests, they build fandom resources and polls, e.g. “if i made a ninah quiz would any of you care to play it” and their FEMA-thread analysis “(🧵) FEMA Admissions/ The number FEMA Wife gives to you because it is insanely frustrating to get”. There’s also a self-aware, slightly anxious, but principled tone in posts like “always get a little scared when i see prqts on my tweets” and their joking moral stance in “dnf if you support g*ys”. Combined with artsy frustration like “i have this issue of drawing heads far too large in my art and it's starting to piss me off”, this all fits Lisa’s mix of creativity, overthinking, and intense fandom-brain energy more than any other main Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they mostly tweet about niche interests and solo activities (art, games, analysis) rather than social events, and they explicitly separate spaces with a priv account: “okay go follow my priv @wallopingit”, suggesting they value controlled, small-scale interaction over broad exposure. They appear strongly Intuitive (N): much of their content is interpretive, speculative, or conceptual, like analyzing character motives and worldbuilding in Ninah rather than just mechanics, e.g. “honestly i don't mind if the ninah update takes a while to come out. i'm having fun analyzing characters and picking apart dialogue.” and “kind of interesting wolfhound is the only character without visitor specific dialogue”. Their tone points to Feeling (F) over Thinking: they talk about what feels right or wrong and empathize with characters and communities, such as “it makes me so sad you can't keep deadbeat till the end of the game because the cult kicks her out” and the moral/emotional framing in “ninah morality tierlist 🙏”, plus they react strongly to perceived community hostility: “if my own community want me dead this bad i think i would just kill myself”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they openly admit disorganization or non-completion, e.g. “i'm never finishing my strawpage 😂😂😂😂😂”, and approach projects flexibly instead of decisively structuring them, as in “currently working on this, should i put answers as multiple choice, or in the form of a question? (like jeopardy) could do both honestly”. Taken together—introspective fandom focus, abstract character analysis, emotionally tinted takes, and a laid‑back, exploratory approach to projects—INFP fits them best.

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Minor. Analyzing NINAH guests like it’s my job, drawing their huge heads for fun. Once sent a quiz instead of a love letter and called it character study.– @wallopapples

Your signature cocktail
The Ninahpilled Fizz is bright, fizzy, and a little chaotic, just like someone who says “who wants to talk about ninah with me 👀👀👀👀” and then proceeds to dissect every character in the game. The white rum (or NA equivalent) is the solid base, mirroring the analytical side that notes details like “kind of interesting wolfhound is the only character without visitor specific dialogue”. Tart cherry juice adds a sweet-sour mood swing, nodding to posts like “i'm sofuckignb cold dude” alongside gleeful fandom takes such as “i think all ninah characters are gay”. The blue curaçao/blue syrup and sparkling lemonade capture their experimental, internet-poisoned humor, from “they removed cart ride into pregnant coat guy on roblox.” to “taxi driver kisses men”. Finally, the glitter or popping candy rim represents their loud, slightly unhinged creative side—the person forever promising “i'll post art eventually” while getting lost in things like a “ninah morality tierlist 🙏” and a painstaking FEMA admissions thread.

Your Hogwarts House
Allie most strongly fits Ravenclaw because of how intensely they enjoy analysis and close reading of their favorite media, especially No, I’m Not a Human. They repeatedly engage in detailed character and dialogue analysis, for example saying they’re happy to wait for updates because they’re “having fun analyzing characters and picking apart dialogue” in “honestly i don't mind if the ninah update takes a while to come out. i'm having fun analyzing characters and picking apart dialogue.”. They also notice and question fine-grained design and narrative choices, such as wondering about specific mechanics and dialogue branches in tweets like “what happens if you say 'maybe' to pale visitors question” and “anyone else give the fema slips to the human characters”. Their curiosity about obscure details, like visitor-specific dialogue and naming oddities—“kind of interesting wolfhound is the only character without visitor specific dialogue” and “why was morbid romantic called music conductor at one point. there's not a single mention of music in his entire dialogue as far as i recall”—shows a distinctly analytical, lore-investigator mindset. On top of that, they channel this interest into creative projects like making a trivia quiz in “currently working on this, should i put answers as multiple choice, or in the form of a question? (like jeopardy) could do both honestly” and “if i made a ninah quiz would any of you care to play it”, which reflects Ravenclaw’s blend of creativity and love of knowledge. While there are hints of humor and fandom passion, the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity and enjoyment of thinking deeply, which is archetypally Ravenclaw.

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A song about messy, chaotic youth and intense online/IRL fandom vibes fits Allie perfectly. They’re a playful, slightly unhinged media nerd who treats niche interests like a lifestyle, especially NINAH, as seen in tweets like “who wants to talk about ninah with me 👀👀👀👀” and “if i made a ninah quiz would any of you care to play it”. We Are Young’s mix of earnestness and joking disaster energy matches posts such as “i'm sofuckignb cold dude” and the self-aware chaos of “i'm never finishing my strawpage 😂😂😂😂😂”. There’s also a streak of dark humor and emotional intensity—like “if my own community want me dead this bad i think i would just kill myself” and the dramatic fandom takes in “LEAVE THE FANDOM”—that fits the song’s sense of being overwhelmed but still clinging to connection. Overall, it captures a queer, online, hyperfixated teenager trying to have fun and feel seen in a messy world.

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