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Your Simpsons character
Moe's curmudgeonly, lonely, and frequently sarcastic persona matches Wally's 'Despised / Lonesome' broNouns and frequent grumpy humor. Like Moe, Wally revels in blunt one-liners, social isolation and a darkly comic view of people ('pitiful that so many voters... are so ignorant'), and he cycles through pop-culture references and bar‑room style commentary — the sort of gruff exterior that occasionally hides a softer cat-fondness (here, literal cats).

Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ fits his solitary, analytical and skeptical communication style. Introversion shows through 'dwelling in the wilderness' and 'Lonesome' self-labeling; intuition is visible in cultural and conceptual leaps (Blade Runner quote: 'all those moments will be lost in time...'); thinking is evident in blunt critiques like 'the US government has a demonstrated inability to manage anything very well' and a moral-logic post about 'By Any means necessary' being unethical; judging appears in his pronounced standards and categorical statements about voters and institutions ('pitiful that so many voters... are so ignorant'), reflecting a desire for order and competence rather than open-ended social experimentation.

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Curmudgeon in the wilderness | ex‑GUI hands, now gardening and cat curator | snarky takes on politics & human stupidity | 'not my circus' energy, Oxbridge‑tinged sarcasm | pics, cats, and blunt truths– @wallybert

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This smoky, slightly bitter cocktail reflects his wilderness curmudgeon persona and late-night cultural riffs (the peaty Scotch for bleak landscapes and 'Blade Runner' melancholy, the coffee liqueur nodding to late GUI‑dev hours and wrist pain), while the lemon twist brightens the bitterness like his flashes of humor ('KITTEH!!!!'). A smoked salt rim mirrors his penchant for earthy gardening notes ('all the garden plants want soils that drain...').

Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw fits because he prizes wit, knowledge and independent thought over blind loyalty or mob action. He signals intellectual tastes and cinematic/literary references—e.g., quoting the Roy Batty monologue ('all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.... time to die') and wryly noting 'Oxbridge edyumakated'—which track with Ravenclaw curiosity. His critiques of governmental competence ('the US government has a demonstrated inability to manage anything very well') are analytical rather than purely emotional, and his practical problem awareness (gardening tips, GUI ergonomics) points to the Ravenclaw blend of theory and craft.

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The song's melancholic, wry view of a bewildering world matches his frequent rueful comments ('idiocy seems prevalent, near rampant' and 'near future seems so dim'). Its reflective tone pairs with his Blade Runner quote and overall weary wit — a melancholy anthem for someone who can still laugh at absurdity while calling out societal failings.

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