WalmartZW
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Your Simpsons character
The user’s cynical, meme‑heavy commentary and obsessive knowledge of tech and gaming mirrors the know‑it‑all, snarky attitude of Comic Book Guy. For example, they lament "This must go so hard if 'don't be evil' is still Google's motto" and propose "I think there should be an 'ENGAGEMENT BAIT DETECTED' algorithm/button", both classic Comic Book Guy‑style critiques. Their constant references to gaming ("I can't fucking beat this shitty moon man I am actually so bad I'm seething") and pop‑culture memes ("We need wojak stickers ready at any moment in our backpacks") echo his reputation as a pop‑culture critic. The self‑deprecating humor ("Well, if I am so smart, why am I not rich? Turns out, I am fucking stupid") also fits his "worst episode ever" sarcasm. Overall, the blend of sarcasm, nerdy obsession, and disdain for low‑quality media aligns best with Comic Book Guy.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user displays strong extraversion by constantly broadcasting opinions on public topics, e.g., 'This is the symptom of remote work. If you can work from home, someone can do your job from overseas…' Decision‑making is driven by logical analysis, as shown in critiques like 'I hate those "song but in minor key" edits. It sounds so bad because they just lower the 3rd and the 6th and raise the 7th indiscriminately. Please listen to one (1) Bach Fugue and learn what you're actually supposed to do.' Their intuitive, big‑picture focus appears in speculative remarks such as 'What if people use this for piracy in the future? Like the AI just generates the game for you based on datamining…' and in the desire for systematic tools: 'I think there should be an "ENGAGEMENT BAIT DETECTED" algorithm/button that gets your account 100 algorithm favorability for a week if it is deemed that you post bait.' Finally, the spontaneous, unstructured posting style—'my new year's resolution is 900p i think', 'I AM MAYBE WALMART ZIMBABWE', and a long string of 'AAAAAAAA…'—indicates a perceiving, flexible orientation. These traits align with the ENTP personality type.

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Tech & gaming meme curator, AI skeptic, occasional philosopher. Once claimed I'm Walmart Zimbabwe. #X– @WalmartZW

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This cocktail captures the chaotic meme‑fuel of @WalmartZW, mixing smoky mezcal for the ‘shitty moon man’ vibe ("I can't fucking beat this shitty moon man I am actually so bad I'm seething") with bright blue curaçao to echo the neon tech talk ("This must go so hard if 'don't be evil' is still Google's motto"). A splash of coffee liqueur nods to their AI‑obsessed rants ("AI should do the boring work that no one wants to do! Not the creative stuff!"). Ginger beer adds a spicy bite reflecting their sharp sarcasm ("People say he looks like a Mongolian, but all I see is the mastermind behind the Tokyo Sarin Gas Attacks"). Lime juice gives a tart edge, mirroring their self‑deprecating humor ("Well, if I am so smart, why am I not rich? Turns out, I am fucking stupid"). The garnish of a gummy "wojak" sticker honors their meme culture ("we need wojak stickers ready at any moment in our backpacks").

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently displays a love for clever analysis and intellectual critique, such as saying "I think using an ad blocker is a signal of intelligence. It means you were fed up with inconvenience and sought out a solution instead of accepting it." They also question moral dilemmas, e.g., "If a person wears some sort of hi vis to go beyond the caution tape... Is it moral/right?" and point out translation errors like "I think Valve translating Steam China as 蒸汽平台 was a huge mistake." Their strategic suggestions, like proposing an "ENGAGEMENT BAIT DETECTED" algorithm to boost account favorability, show a problem‑solving mindset. This focus on wit, knowledge, and curiosity aligns with the Ravenclaw house.

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The chaotic, meme‑filled style of @WalmartZW matches Bo Burnham's satirical anthem "Welcome to the Internet". Their tweet about AI datacenters harming the grid ("...AI datacenters during training harms the electrical grid...") and the line "This must go so hard if 'don't be evil' is still Google's motto" echo the song's commentary on tech overload. The frequent absurd memes, like "the only ads that appear on YouTube Shorts for me is pretty looking Mormon girls trying to get me to join..." and "we need wojak stickers ready at any moment in our backpacks", reflect the song's lyric about the internet being a flood of random content. Their self‑deprecating line "I'm so fucking down bad man" mirrors the song's cynical tone about internet culture. Altogether the song captures their blend of tech critique, meme humor, and existential fatigue.

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