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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: His tweet 'If I hit 30 followers tonight, I’ll black out. Help a white boy out.' highlights his knack for self-deprecating humor.
- Social: Walter frequently references social gatherings, like 'Riding bikes with the fellas to the bar, I don’t know, could be the move,' showing his outgoing nature.
- Competitive: His pride in being a '2x IM Basketball MVP' and his tweet about betting on the length of a lecture reflect his competitive streak.
- Observant: His tweet about the '70-year-old snapping the ex-wife on snap' demonstrates his ability to find humor in everyday observations.
- Lighthearted: Walter's ability to laugh at himself, as seen in 'Swinging the rock in IM’s like it’s the 80’s,' captures his easy-going personality.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: His declaration of retiring from drinking after a bender ('Time to hit the books') shows a tendency for extremes.
- Overindulgent: Frequent mentions of drinking and partying, like 'Big Slink on the rocks and a Captain and Redbull,' highlight this trait.
- Irresponsible: Balancing a '3.7 Handicap' with a '2.2 GPA' suggests a focus on leisure over academics.
- Distracted: Tweets like 'Trying to steal some jets before the bars' show a tendency to get sidetracked by random whims.
- Overconfident: His tweet 'To the victor goes the spoils (she left a hair tie last night)' reveals a cocky streak.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Walter shares Homer Simpson's love for indulgence, humor, and a carefree attitude. His tweet, 'Not sure there’s anything much better than a McDouble and a draft DC after a long day,' mirrors Homer’s love for food and beer. Both have a knack for getting into hilarious situations, like Walter’s 'skydiving from a plane' joke. Additionally, Walter’s self-deprecating humor, such as 'If I hit 30 followers tonight, I’ll black out,' aligns with Homer’s comedic charm. They’re both lovable, larger-than-life personalities.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Walter is an ESFP: outgoing, fun-loving, and spontaneous. His extraversion shines in tweets like 'Riding bikes with the fellas to the bar,' showing his love for socializing. His sensing side enjoys the present moment, as seen in 'Not sure there’s anything much better than a McDouble and a draft DC.' His feeling trait prioritizes relationships, evident in his fraternity loyalty ('Alumni in town, picking up the tab'). Finally, his perceiving nature thrives on spontaneity, like 'Pulling up to the darty skydiving from a plane.' He’s the life of the party.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a McDouble? Because you’re the best thing to happen to me after a long day.
- Are you a Miller Lite? Because I can’t imagine a party without you.
- Are you an IM Basketball game? Because you’ve got me swinging the rock of my heart.
- Are you skydiving into a darty? Because you just took my breath away.
- Are you a pledge? Because I’d play catch with you any day, even if it goes downhill.
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Your new Twitter bio
Fraternity alum | IM Basketball MVP x2 | Golf handicap 3.7, GPA 2.2 | Miller Lite enthusiast | Party philosopher with a McDouble in hand | Roll Tide, #HigsLife– @walterhigs
Your signature cocktail
The Higs Hustle
The 'Higs Hustle' captures Walter’s party-loving and bold personality. Miller Lite reflects his frat roots, while whiskey adds a strong kick for his adventurous side ('Big Slink on the rocks'). Red Bull mirrors his high-energy lifestyle, like 'Riding bikes with the fellas to the bar.' The lime wedge adds a playful twist, much like his humor in 'If I hit 30 followers tonight, I’ll black out.' It’s a drink as dynamic as Walter.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Walter embodies Gryffindor's boldness and love for adventure. His wild antics, like 'Pulling up to the darty skydiving from a plane,' show a fearless, fun-loving attitude. Gryffindors are also loyal to their friends, as seen in his tweet 'Riding bikes with the fellas to the bar.' His competitive streak in sports ('2x IM Basketball MVP') aligns with Gryffindor’s drive to excel. While he may lack Ravenclaw’s focus or Hufflepuff’s diligence, his daring and camaraderie make him a quintessential Gryffindor.
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All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight - Hank Williams Jr.
Walter’s social, party-loving personality pairs perfectly with this anthem. His tweet 'Word on the street is that “The Boys are Back In Town”?' captures the same energy as Hank’s rowdy gathering. His love for camaraderie, seen in 'Riding bikes with the fellas to the bar,' reflects the song’s theme. The humor in 'Big Slink on the rocks and a Captain and Redbull' matches the carefree vibe of the lyrics. It’s his life in a country tune.
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