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Despite the starkly different context, Blake mirrors Lisa’s core traits of being an overachiever who struggles with perfectionism, deep-seated anxiety, and a tendency toward existential sadness. Much like Lisa’s constant battle with her self-image and need for control, Blake describes a cycle of intense self-criticism, tweeting, “i look like a cow now” and expressing a desperate desire to reach specific goals to feel valid. Both individuals are deeply artistic and introspective, seen in Blake's sharing of original art titled “deliverance” and her open struggle with mental health, such as her lament, “i don’t wanna be bipolar anymore… I DONT WANNA BE!”. Ultimately, Blake captures the darker, more troubled side of Lisa’s character—the isolated, gifted individual who feels the weight of the world and her own expectations so heavily that she feels like she is “fighting the urge to disappear.”

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Blake exhibits Introversion through a focus on solitary struggles and a preference for digital communities over physical ones, noting they are “rawdawggin this lunch break no music no podcast nothing”. Their Intuition is seen in their poetic, abstract self-reflections, such as describing themselves as a “spider living in the shaft of a dab pen” or dreaming of a future with a “yellow kitchen and a blue front door.” The Feeling trait is dominant in their emotionally charged, value-driven posts where they struggle with self-worth, lamenting, “i’m such a bad partner it’s honestly probably better off without me.” Finally, Blake shows a Perceiving preference through spontaneous, reactive decision-making and a lack of rigid structure, frequently changing plans like “time to starveeeee” or abandoning recovery on a whim.

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25yo harm reduction advocate & sober professional. Ask me about the time I used my 'ex-tweaker' acting skills to get out of a sketchy gas station encounter!– @wannarexicbaby

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This drink captures the complex duality of Blake’s journey, blending the bitterness of a long-term struggle with the hope of her future 'blue front door.' The base uses aged bitters to honor her incredible milestone of being “22months sober”, while the fizzy seltzer represents her “1%” status and high-energy attempts to “lock in”. The grapefruit juice provides a sharp, acidic punch for the “aging anorexic” aesthetic, chilled by a jagged ice shard because she feels “big boned” even at her lowest. It is a strong, experimental cocktail for someone who has survived “recovery or death territory” and is still fighting to paint her kitchen yellow.

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Blake’s digital presence is defined by an intense, self-oriented ambition and a calculated focus on achieving specific, numerical goals, such as when they state, “i genuinely believe i can get down to 100lb this week”. They demonstrate resourcefulness and a survivor’s cunning, even sharing tactical advice from their past like how to “start acting like ur geeked out... bc nobody wanna fw a tweaker” for protection. Their mindset is frequently analytical regarding status and hierarchy, evidenced by feeling “marginally better” simply for being in a statistical “1%”. This persistent drive for a curated self-image and the pursuit of a “new plan” to optimize their physical appearance aligns perfectly with the Slytherin traits of pride and determination.

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This song perfectly captures the agonizing obsession with body image and the self-destructive pursuit of an unattainable physical ideal seen in Blake’s tweets. Blake expresses a profound disconnection from their body, lamenting, “i look like a cow now” and stating they “can’t even look in the mirror anymore”. The lyrics' focus on the pain of comparison mirrors Blake's claim that their “biggest trigger is ppl with flat stomachs who have a higher bmi”. Furthermore, the song’s theme of feeling 'not enough' despite extreme efforts resonates with their desperate plea to “b actually skinny” and their tragic resignation that this path is a “slow suicide”.

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