Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative humor: Uses surreal, dark, and absurd scenarios for jokes, like imagining competitive porn-game roguelikes and Lithuanian kidnappings in “quando o minigame roguelike do jogo pornográfico é lowkey fire, então você se muda para a Lituânia...”.
- Introspective thinking: Frequently questions their own mind and perception, as in “será que eu sou louco mesmo? ou apenas estou larpando de louco?” and “na verdade, talvez eu seja neurotípica.”.
- Philosophical curiosity: Engages with big, abstract ideas about reality and existence, e.g. “eu acho que vocês nem existem de fato. nenhum de vocês.” and reflections on a world built from their mind in “um mundo criado com base em minha mente...”.
- Media insight: Shows nuanced takes on games and manga, such as analyzing Kagurabachi’s structure in “Kagurabachi é um dos battle shōnen mais inovadores atualmente...” and planning Steam purchases strategically in “acho que essa winter sale vai ser um 'i'm never going to financially recover from this'...”.
- Distinct voice: Maintains a consistent, recognizable persona—deadpan, grotesque, and self-aware—from the bio “weird and/or off putting. maybe also annoying and disgusting.” to posts like “se tivesse nascido na década de 60 nos Estados Unidos, eu muito provavelmente teria acabado como um serial killer com obsessão em manequins e bonecos”.
Weaknesses:
- Violent fantasies: Frequently jokes about murder or harm, such as “lowkey junta toda a firma pra matar ela”, “tive sorte, latrocínei um mano...”, and shipping corpse-filled boxes in “caixas com pessoas mortas, entregues de porta em porta...”.
- Self-destructive ideation: Mentions suicide and a specific death date in “estou pensando em adiantar meu suicídio, de 6 de Julho de 2049 para essa semana.” and frames 2026 predictions around “talvez eu enlouqueça” in “pra esse ano vamos ver se não morro eu acho. talvez eu enlouqueça.”.
- Dehumanizing misanthropy: Expresses extreme contempt for people, e.g. “vocês são repugnantes e prefiro longe de minha pele” and broad hatred of humanity in “#Kill7BillionHumans #PurgeAllMonsters #VileParasites”.
- Reality distortion: Leans into conspiratorial or derealized ideas, like “o algoritmo do verme da avareza que controla este site... 'eles' querem me matar. estão me observando em específico.” and questioning whether others exist in “apenas eu existo. tudo isso está forçadamente em minha cabeça.”.
- Health neglect: Downplays serious physical and mental strain, such as severe sleep deprivation in “dormi 9 horas totais nos últimos 7 dias... não façam isso.”, experiencing auditory hallucinations in “eu estou escutando um alarme tocando continuamente e não tem alarme nenhum”, and ignoring ongoing pain or injuries in “acho que subestimei o dano em meu pé direito causado por aquela alabarda.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account mixes dark humor, introspection, and a sense of alienation that aligns most with a more cynical, grown‑up version of Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they intellectualize their own psyche and sanity, openly questioning their neurotype and reality itself, as in “será que eu sou louco mesmo? ou apenas estou larpando de louco?” and “na verdade, talvez eu seja neurotípica… eu acho que eu sou completamente convencional”. There’s a strong philosophical and quasi-existential bent—e.g. “um mundo criado com base em minha mente… eu existia antes do mundo?” and “tipo. é uma explicação plausível. se eu sou humano, eu deveria entender e ser entendido por humanos. isso não acontece.”—that evokes Lisa’s constant overthinking and alienation from others. Their misanthropy and moral disgust toward “humans” and idolization (“realmente repugnante a tendência dos humanos a idolatrar”, “#Kill7BillionHumans #PurgeAllMonsters #VileParasites”) feel like Lisa’s pessimism cranked to an absurd, edgelord extreme. Even their sense of being the only truly conscious person—“eu acho que vocês nem existem de fato… apenas eu existo”—echoes Lisa’s recurring theme of feeling like the lone sane observer in a world of idiots, just filtered through a much darker, more online lens.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They clearly lean Introvert over Extrovert: they emphasize isolation and aversion to people, e.g. saying others are repugnant and they prefer distance from them in “se vocês me conhecessem pessoalmente (o que não acontecerá, pois vocês são repugnantes e prefiro longe de minha pele)”, and often describe solitary activities like gaming and internal monologues. Their thinking is heavily Intuitive: they speculate about reality and existence in abstract, almost solipsistic terms in “eu acho que vocês nem existem de fato… são apenas farsas existenciais. apenas eu existo” and invent surreal scenarios like boxes of corpses delivered door-to-door in “Conceito: caixas com pessoas mortas, entregues de porta em porta”, which is far from concrete, sensory focus. They fit Thinking more than Feeling: their tone is blunt, analytical, and often contemptuous (e.g. “repugnante. repugnante” about someone’s hand movements and “realmente repugnante a tendência dos humanos a idolatrar”), with little concern for harmony or others’ feelings, and they dissect their own diagnosis and sanity in a detached, quasi-logical way in “será que eu sou louco mesmo? ou apenas estou larpando de louco?”. Their lifestyle and posting style point to Perceiving over Judging: sleep chaos and lack of structure in “dormi 9 horas totais nos últimos 7 dias. . não façam isso”, impulsive, absurd plans like funding Steam sales by robbery in “se eu assaltar uma pessoa por dia, em 23 de Dezembro devo ser capaz de comprar umas coisas”, and constantly shifting topics show low regard for orderly planning. Taken together—introverted, abstract, detached/analytical, and chaotic/ improvisational—this profile aligns best with INTP rather than the more structured INTJ or more people-focused INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If this world really is just a construct of your mind like you said on 2026-01-18, then you clearly coded in too few humans who understand you… want to patch that with one (1) DLC companion who actually reads your timeline lore?
- You said on 2026-01-20 that by 2049 you want to scream at least once. Bold proposal: we co-op that achievement. I’ll bring Limbus, Kagurabachi hot takes and a fucked‑up roguelike minigame; you bring the existential crisis and we’ll see which one makes us yell first.
- You joked on 2026-01-02 that in the 60s you’d probably be a serial killer obsessed with mannequins and dolls. Luckily it’s 2026, so you can just be a weirdo with doll joints and I can be the freak who thinks that’s dangerously attractive.
- You: planning your Steam winter sale by theoretically robbing one person a day (2025-12-19). Me: volunteering as your first victim so you can steal my wallet, my time, and possibly my will to live anywhere that isn’t next to you grinding some obscure 52‑review game.
- You scheduled your own potential death for 06/07/2049 and even considered moving it up after the Pocket Mortys news (2025-12-22 & 2026-01-14). Counter‑offer: reschedule to ‘indefinite’, come hate humanity with me, and we’ll treat surviving together as the ultimate larp sidequest.
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Professional observer of human oddities. Once tried to run RimWorld with 986 mods and survived. Games, nightmares, and mild existential audits.– @wasteland_1922
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Mystery Mix
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Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their posts show obsessive curiosity and abstract, almost philosophical analysis of reality, which points strongly to Ravenclaw. They speculate about solipsism and the nature of other people as "farsas existenciais" in a chain of tweets like “eu acho que vocês nem existem de fato... são apenas farsas existenciais. apenas eu existo.” and “tipo. é uma explicação plausível. se eu sou humano, eu deveria entender e ser entendido por humanos... mas e se esses 'humanos' são apenas fragmentos, apenas ideias se humanos?”, which is a very cerebral, analytical way to frame social alienation. They constantly theorize about themselves and mental health in a self-reflective, almost diagnostic tone, e.g. “será que eu sou louco mesmo? ou apenas estou larpando de louco?... mas se a condição de ser louco era larpar, assim deixaria de ser louco?” and “na verdade, talvez eu seja neurotípica... eu não faço nada anormal, não? estou sempre estável.”. There is also a strong pattern of niche media analysis and intertextual thinking—calling multiple unrelated works King in Yellow–coded in tweets like “this, too, is The King in Yellow” and “acredite ou não, Who's Lila (2022) também é Rei de Amarelo coded. tudo conectado.”—showing a creative, pattern-seeking mind. Even their dark humor relies on imaginative, almost writerly concepts such as “Conceito: caixas com pessoas mortas, entregues de porta em porta, sem assinaturas, sem rótulos, apenas cadáveres em caixas verticais”, which fits Ravenclaw’s love of ideas, thought experiments, and inventive framing more than straightforward ambition or loyalty. While there is misanthropy and self-preservation that could hint at Slytherin, the core throughline is intellectualization and creativity rather than pursuit of power or status, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
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Paranoid Android - Radiohead
Radiohead’s Paranoid Android fits them because of its mix of alienation, paranoia, and dark humor. They frequently express detachment from humanity and reality, saying “eu acho que vocês nem existem de fato. nenhum de vocês. isso explicaria o motivo de eu não conseguir entender nenhum.” and questioning their own sanity with “será que eu sou louco mesmo? ou apenas estou larpando de louco?”. The song’s fragmented structure mirrors their oscillation between irony and genuine distress, like joking about apocalyptic events in “POSSÍVEL #HAPPENING ATÉ PRÓXIMA SEMANA?” while also describing sleep deprivation and hallucinations in “dormi 9 horas totais nos últimos 7 dias.” and “estou com alucinações sonoras”. Their misanthropic streak and disgust with humanity in “o homem nasce mal, o homem cresce mal, o homem morre mal” and “repugnante a tendência dos humanos a idolatrar.” align with the song’s bitter view of social and spiritual decay. Overall, the track’s surreal, anxious atmosphere and sense of being a glitching outsider in a hostile world strongly mirrors their online persona.
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