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@watashiwahyuw mirrors Lisa Simpson through her sharp social consciousness and frustration with the systemic flaws of society. She frequently expresses disdain for human ignorance and environmental neglect, much like Lisa’s activism, stating “sometimes i just want humans to go extinct so other animals can live peacefully”. Her outspoken criticism of the legal system and labor exploitation, such as “liat liat loker yang kualifikasinya harus punya kta peradi, tapi cuma bisa ngasih gaji umr... god knows how much i hate this country”, reflects Lisa's high intellectual standards and moral outrage. Additionally, she shares Lisa's refined yet judgmental taste in pop culture and ethics, calling out hypocrisy by noting “her english is bad BAD. ironic, given she lives in the states and is a privileged nepo baby”. Despite her cynicism, she has a soft spot for animals and baking, maintaining a complex, principled personality that values “pemerataan transportasi publik & permudah lapangan kerja”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Hanna exhibits Introversion through her focus on solitary hobbies like baking and Roblox, often venting about public interactions like “kelakuan emak emak di jaklingko”. Her Intuitive side is shown through her idealistic views on humanity and the environment, such as wishing humans would “go extinct so other animals can live peacefully”. She is a clear Feeling type, as she reacts with deep empathy toward animal welfare, crying over videos of sick children, and expressing “disgust” at moral failings rather than using logical analysis. Finally, her Perceiving nature is evident in her spontaneous emotional outbursts and frustration with rigid societal expectations, as seen when she complains about “kultur basa basi” and the struggles of meeting professional qualifications.

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Law graduate and casual baker navigating Jakarta’s public transport. Once ranted about sourdough while stuck on a JakLingko; now I just bake and play Roblox.– @watashiwahyuw

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This cocktail packs a punch for someone who isn't afraid to call out the 'law firm dark side' and “this country” when things go south. The espresso provides the jittery energy needed to handle “toxic days in evade” or rant about the quality of “tj drivers”. It has a sharp, zesty edge that reflects her disdain for “ignorant” behavior and “cringe” social media trends. Finally, the sweet donut garnish is a nod to her baking hobby, because even if you're “beyond disgusted” with the world, there's always time for “donat lagi”.

Your Hogwarts House
Hanna exhibits the sharp, judgmental wit and unapologetic elitism often associated with the snake's house, particularly regarding social status and competence. She shows a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness when she critiques the legal profession's low wages, noting “god knows how much i hate this country” while navigating the high costs of legal certification. Her disdain for those she perceives as “new money” or lacking class is evident in her comment about someone having an “aura kaya nya belum dapet sih jujur”. Furthermore, she displays a classic Slytherin preference for authenticity over “mere words,” harshly calling out a pet seller by stating “you’re trying to fool God, but He’s not stupid to be fooled by mere words”. This combination of ambition, high standards, and a blunt, realistic outlook on the world firmly places her in Slytherin.

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This song perfectly captures hanna’s introspective yet sharply critical personality, as she often highlights her frustrations with societal flaws and her own exhaustion. She frequently voices her disdain for human behavior, stating “sometimes i just want humans to go extinct so other animals can live peacefully” and expressing deep dissatisfaction with her environment by saying “god knows how much i hate this country”. Like the song's themes of feeling out of place and observing chaos, she critiques everything from “hypocrites” to the lack of public etiquette. Her blunt honesty and the way she navigates a world she finds “a mess” mirror the song's vibe of being a self-aware observer in a taxing world.

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