Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses absurd, bodily, and sexual humor to entertain others, like “butthole hairs are so satisfying i like spinning them around my finger” and “my coochie before i rub it”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges their own role and image in communities, like “i BASICALLY had edtwt in the PALM OF MY HAND” and retiring their ‘edtwt legacy’ in “as the leader of this twitter nation i hear by retire”.
- Loyal: Shows strong attachment to friends and partners, e.g. bio mentioning being taken by two users and defending friends like “if anyone follows c00lment on elodies or my behalf you can unfollow we despise him now”.
- Creative: Creates playful, unusual content and bits, like the mock pick-up lines in “If love is a math problem, I'd choose you 98% of the time” and “I must be using MyFitnessPal, because I can't find the barcode for how sweet you are.”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about bullying, body image, and bad days, such as “I’m in university and still cry about when I got bullied in middle school it never gets better” and “i feel so unlovable bc of my sh scars”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Openly discusses harmful behaviors toward self, such as “yes i still am starving myself at 18 gosh” and “also not that you needs care or wtv but i relapsed in cutting yesterday night…5 and a half months clean”.
- Body-obsessed: Frequently fixates on weight and thinness, for example “so hungry but there’s no food but I need to be skinny but i’m hungry but” and “I need to lose 15kg in time for my graduation”.
- Hostile: Uses aggressive language toward others, such as “get shot in the head and have ur mother watch” and calling people overly sensitive in “why is every slushy so sensitive”.
- Overexposing: Shares very personal trauma and bodily details publicly, like “I’m in university and still cry about when I got bullied in middle school” and graphic toilet pain in “guys i’m having the worst day of my life on the toilet help it hurts help please”.
- Drama-prone: Frequently engages in conflicts and community drama, such as complaining about ‘slushies’ in “these slushies need to mind their own damn business” and calling out c00lment in “we despise him now”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s sensitive, introspective, and clearly very online and self-aware, often overthinking social dynamics the way this user does. The user openly talks about mental health and pain, like still crying over bullying in middle school in “I’m in university and still cry about when I got bullied in middle school it never gets better” and feeling unlovable because of scars in “i feel so unlovable bc of my sh scars”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency toward melancholy and insecurity. At the same time, they’re witty and chronically online-funny, ranting in “do you guys even know how fucking hard it is to be funny through words???? i didn’t fucking think so. fuck you let me live. fuck”, similar to Lisa’s sharp, sometimes exasperated intellect. Their involvement in a niche community and seeing themselves as a kind of "leader" in it, like in “as the leader of this twitter nation i hear by retire goodbye twitter💜goodbye Elolily💜 goodbye w0rstanaever, waterlily twt and elodie twt🥹💜 this generation will know the edtwt legacy💜”, reflects Lisa’s role as the moral and intellectual center of many of her groups. Finally, the mix of idealism and frustration—calling others too sensitive in “why is every slushy so sensitive” while also being deeply affected by things herself—matches Lisa’s combination of high standards, empathy, and emotional volatility.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly interact with online communities, friends, and drama, clearly enjoying social energy and shared attention, like joking about being a leader of a whole Twitter circle in “it was star lily and elodie now it’s elodie xeni and eve. Our era is over…as the leader of this twitter nation i hear by retire” and narrating friend dynamics in “now let me tell you the tale of a girl named lily and her friends elodie, poppy, eli, star, kuer, and lumen”. They seem iNtuitive: much of their humor is conceptual, exaggerative, or meta rather than purely concrete, like “do you guys even know how fucking hard it is to be funny through words???? i didn’t fucking think so” and the playful over-the-top narrative style in “She says she met me on a tour. She keeps knocking on my door…”, showing a focus on ideas, implications, and online culture rather than just literal facts. They are strongly Feeling: they center emotions, relationships, and hurt—crying about old bullying in “I’m in university and still cry about when I got bullied in middle school it never gets better” and showing intense emotional vulnerability in “i feel so unlovable bc of my sh scars”, plus defending people as “so sensitive” or “so mean” in multiple fandom tweets. Their style is Perceiving rather than structured: they seem chaotic, impulsive, and non‑planned, shown by self-deprecating messiness like “guys help is this super ugly? i messed up a bunch so i had to cover them up😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and their on-the-fly dilemmas about eating or hiding behaviors from parents in “how do you guys make sure your parents don’t realize you’re not eating?? i can’t keep saying i’m not hungry”. The combination of highly social online presence, emotional intensity, playful absurd humor, and disorganized spontaneity aligns most closely with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re “a grown man with a dick and balls,” but I’m prepared to believe you’re anything you want—as long as I still get to call you mine.
- You keep worrying about being funny through words, but you literally had edtwt in the palm of your hand—how about you upgrade and hold mine next?
- You said you’d choose someone 98% of the time like a Hawk Tuah math problem… if you give me that last 2%, I promise I’ll never treat your scars, your past, or your bad days like they make you any less lovable.
- You’re out here writing ‘reminders of ___’ for your friends and retiring as the leader of a whole Twitter nation—when do I get my limited-edition ‘reminder that Lily’s my favorite person on the timeline’?
- You survived middle-school bullies, Canadian buzzballz deprivation, farting that ‘smells super super bad,’ AND slushytwt drama—be honest, after all that, don’t you think you deserve a little peace, quiet, and someone obsessively bookmarking you instead of Hamzah and Martin?
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Your new Twitter bio
Psych student, practicum survivor, and retired edtwt historian. Once got noticed by Nikocado and still recovering from middle school.– @waterlily_calz
Your signature cocktail
The Starving Slushie Lily
The Starving Slushie Lily is a chaotic, bright blue-pink cocktail that tastes fun at first sip but hits harder than expected, just like Lily xeeting unhinged stuff one second and trauma the next. The white rum with a splash of energy drink mirrors their hyper, unfiltered timeline and the way they complain about how hard it is to be funny online in “do you guys even know how fucking hard it is to be funny through words???? i didn’t fucking think so. fuck you let me live. fuck”. Lychee liqueur brings a soft, almost shy sweetness for the parts of them that feel unlovable and scarred in “i feel so unlovable bc of my sh scars”. The blue curaçao is a nod to slushytwt and their obsession with the slushy community in tweets like “slushy noobz community is finally gone” and “these slushies need to mind their own damn business”. Yuzu soda keeps it sharp and slightly bitter to reflect their ongoing struggle with food and body image in “so hungry but there’s no food but I need to be skinny but i’m hungry but” and “yes i still am starving myself at 18 gosh”. Finally, a big puff of pink cotton candy garnish dissolves into the drink like their overly online, unserious persona—saying things like “I’m a grown man with a dick and balls” and “butthole hairs are so satisfying i like spinning them around my finger”—covering something darker but making the whole mess strangely lovable.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Lily shows a strong Slytherin streak of ambition, image-consciousness, and ruthless humor. Her fixation on weight, appearance, and control over her body in posts like “so hungry but there’s no food but I need to be skinny but i’m hungry but” and “I need to lose 15kg in time for my graduation on may 22nd” reflects a driven, goal-obsessed mindset, even when it’s self-destructive. She also pursues social power within her niche communities, boasting “i BASICALLY had edtwt in the PALM OF MY HAND” and dramatically retiring with, “as the leader of this twitter nation i hear by retire goodbye twitter💜goodbye Elolily💜…”, which signals a desire for status and leadership. Her readiness to be cutting or cruel for a joke, as in “get shot in the head and have ur mother watch” and “people born 2010 or after need to get off this app pls pls pls”, shows Slytherin’s sharp, sometimes merciless edge rather than Hufflepuff softness. At the same time she is fiercely protective of her in-group, defending specific creators and friends in tweets like “hamzah and martin are just silly and you guys are so serious it drains the life out of me”, which aligns with Slytherin’s loyalty-to-their-own rather than universal kindness.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑suited song for Lily is “Teen Idle” by MARINA, which captures dark humor, body image struggles, and messy, hyper-online teenage feelings. They openly talk about starving and needing to be skinny, like in “so hungry but there’s no food but I need to be skinny but i’m hungry but” and “yes i still am starving myself at 18 gosh”, echoing the song’s fixation on weight and self-destruction. The tweet “i feel so unlovable bc of my sh scars” and their mention of relapsing in self-harm mirror the track’s themes of shame, scars, and wanting to be a ‘perfect’ teen but feeling broken instead. At the same time, they wrap these topics in sarcasm and outrageous humor, like “i’m a grown man with a dick and balls” and “butthole hairs are so satisfying i like spinning them around my finger”, similar to how the song uses irony to cope with pain. Their ongoing nostalgia and lamenting of old edtwt eras in “Our era is over… as the leader of this twitter nation i hear by retire goodbye twitter💜… this generation will know the edtwt legacy💜” also fits the song’s bittersweet, reflective tone about youth and identity.
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