Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: His tweets are filled with witty jokes, puns, and self-deprecating humor, showcasing his ability to find humor in everyday situations.
- Creative: He enjoys playing with language and creating whimsical scenarios, as seen in his tweets about 'Lord Stoolworth' and 'The Jester Games.'
- Self-aware: He is not afraid to poke fun at his own flaws and shortcomings, demonstrating a strong sense of self-awareness.
- Open-minded: His willingness to explore unconventional ideas and embrace his inner silliness shows a willingness to challenge norms and embrace the absurd.
- Passionate: His enthusiasm for various topics, from music and movies to animals and pop culture, reveals a passionate and engaged personality.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: His inability to compile his 'greatest hits' due to being 'arsed' reflects a tendency towards procrastination.
- Impulsivity: His 'hairtrigger dick' and tendency to act on impulse suggest a lack of self-control in certain situations.
- Overthinking: His anxieties about being 'locked out' and his reliance on others to define him indicate a tendency towards overthinking.
- Insecurity: His self-proclaimed 'imposter syndrome' and his desire to be 'struck down in his prime' suggest a degree of insecurity.
- Indecisiveness: His inability to determine anything about himself and his reliance on online quizzes to explain him demonstrate a lack of self-confidence and decisiveness.
Your Simpsons character
Barney Gumble
Waxing Gibbous's personality and humor resonate with Barney Gumble, the perpetually intoxicated and often oblivious character from The Simpsons. Barney's comedic approach to life, his tendency to make light of his own shortcomings, and his penchant for the absurd mirror Waxing Gibbous's style. Both characters are known for their self-deprecating humor, their love of a good time, and their ability to find amusement in the most unexpected places. 'I'm like if a mute person could talk [picture]' shows his ability to find humor in the mundane and his self-deprecating humor. 'I'm being forced get out of bed at the ungodly hour of 11am. Because of wokeness. [picture]' shows his ability to find humor in the mundane and his self-deprecating humor.
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Some pickup lines for you
- I'm not sure if you're a 'loof' or not, but I'm definitely interested in getting to know you better.
- You must be a 'Beast of indeterminate size' because you're making me feel things I can't explain.
- I'm not sure if I'm 'locked out' of your heart or not, but I'm willing to try the keyhole.
- I'm not sure if I'm 'gruntled' or not, but I'm definitely feeling something when I see you.
- I'm not sure if I'm 'mogging' you or not, but I'm definitely feeling a connection with you.
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A lover of the absurd, the strange, and the unusual. I am a certified basic bitch with a hairtrigger dick. I am also a self-proclaimed 'immortal' who is not afraid to make light of my own mortality. Follow me for a good laugh and a glimpse into the mind of a truly unique individual.– @waxinggibbous72
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Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Waxing Gibbous's personality aligns with the values of Hufflepuff, known for its loyalty, hard work, patience, and dedication. He demonstrates loyalty to his followers, often responding to their comments and engaging in conversation. He also exhibits patience in his humorous approach to life, taking things in stride and finding amusement in the mundane. His dedication to his 'multifunctional homie' persona and his commitment to his unique brand of humor further solidify his Hufflepuff identity. 'I'm far too loved and appreciated to respond to this prompt 😔 [picture] [quoted tweet]' shows his loyalty to his followers and his appreciation for their support. His willingness to embrace the absurd and find humor in everyday situations, as seen in his tweets about 'Lord Stoolworth' and 'The Jester Games,' demonstrates his patience and ability to find joy in the unexpected. 'I am seemingly incapable of remaining in contact with someone as soon as I stop seeing them regularly [picture]' shows his loyalty to his followers and his appreciation for their support.
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Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
The song 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen, with its unconventional structure, its blend of operatic and rock elements, and its exploration of themes of identity and self-discovery, reflects Waxing Gibbous's unique personality and his willingness to embrace the unconventional. The song's dramatic and often absurd lyrics, its blend of humor and pathos, and its willingness to push boundaries resonate with Waxing Gibbous's comedic style and his fascination with the bizarre. 'I believe we should start making planet of the apes remakes of classic films in the style of muppet movies. I suggest a retelling of Joseph's Technicolor Dreamcoat starring the cuntiest baboon ever [picture]' shows his willingness to embrace the strange and unusual and his fascination with the bizarre. 'I hate loofs looves? Y'know like people who act like they don't give a shit. Like 'that bitch is a loof'. Anyway, this loof was acting all haughty at the opera... [picture]' shows his willingness to embrace the strange and unusual and his fascination with the bizarre.
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