WBAIII
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Erudite knowledge: His tweets display a vast knowledge of history, literature, and niche topics like martial arts, suggesting a scholarly depth of learning. For example, 'Dangerously close to going full 'fine , I'll do it myself' and just learning Old English to translate Beowulf for myself.'
- Eclectic interests: He seems to have wide-ranging interests spanning history, literature, sci-fi/fantasy, medieval martial arts, cooking, and more, showcasing an intellectually curious mind. 'I'm about as not southern as you can get. But that's not stopping me from making biscuits and sausage gravy for a midnight snack. Fuckin love it.'
- Hands-on dedication: Many of his tweets suggest he actively participates in activities like historical fencing, rather than just being an armchair enthusiast. 'Historical fencing is a very good excuse to play with and own swords.'
- Irreverent humor: He has a distinctly wry, tongue-in-cheek sense of humor that pokes fun at subjects close to his interests. 'Free the heel, free the mind.'
- Authenticity: He values engaging with original texts and sources over relying on modern interpretations or retellings. 'I like the choices made by lots of translators, but there's a part of me that wants to engage with the work without the middleman, no matter how artful.'
Weaknesses:
- Contrarian stubbornness: Some tweets suggest he can be overly dismissive or contrarian about mainstream trends, even in areas he's knowledgeable about. 'People complaining about minute changes to Warhammer 40k lore are just showing that they're not familiar with the structure of 40k as a hobby.'
- Intellectual snobbery: While clearly very intelligent, he sometimes projects an air of superiority over those who don't share his depth of knowledge or respect for authenticity. 'Give me naked Beowulf wrestling a monster or give me death.'
- Occasional crudeness: For all his scholarly interests, his sense of humor can veer into crudeness or vulgarity at times, undermining his attempted sophistication. 'Just goes to show the importance of painting your models...'
- Niche obsessions: His intense fixations on extremely niche topics could alienate those not already immersed in those worlds. 'Trying to find a book on Basket Hilted swords right now. Published in 2005, publisher who I just called has no record of it, author is unreachable/has no real online presence...'
- Disdain for mainstream: He frequently expresses disdain for mainstream culture, humor, and trends, taking a rather elitist view. 'The idea that somehow vulgarity culture/vulgar jokes is new or some new downfall of society is a really good way to see that the complainer has no knowledge of history.'
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like the snarky, pedantic Comic Book Guy who belittles the interests and knowledge of others, this user regularly mocks mainstream fans of his niche interests like Warhammer 40k: 'People complaining about minute changes to Warhammer 40k lore are just showing that they're not familiar with the structure of 40k as a hobby. If your goal was to treat the lore as an unchanging holy text maybe don't play the aesthetics focused heavy metal parody wargame.' He has an acerbic, condescending view toward those he sees as dilettantes. But also like Comic Book Guy, he is undeniably knowledgeable and passionate, just enclosed in his own insular world.
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Some pickup lines for you
- Hey, Beowulf wasn't the only impressive warrior out grappling monsters in the nude.
- I think you might be the Durin's Bane to my Moria - impossibly ancient and mysterious, yet utterly irresistible.
- Are you a Middle English text? Because I can't help but want to translate every syllable, savoring the guttural poetry.
- Call me a longbowman, because from the moment I saw you, my heart was delivered squarely through your chambers.
- I'd brave the icy berserkers of Stamford Bridge for a chance to win your favor on the field of courtly love.
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Your new Twitter bio
Historian, novelist, and Renaissance man - I live with one foot in the past and one in speculative futures. An equal passion for swords & sci-fi, sagas & singularities. Come for the nerdy memes, stay for the occasional insightful rambling.– @WBAIII
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Ravenclaw
With his vast knowledge spanning history, literature, martial arts, and more esoteric fields, along with a thirst for learning and intellectual authenticity, this user seems a perfect fit for Ravenclaw House. He values 'wit and learning' above all else, as seen in his desire to 'engage with the work without the middleman, no matter how artful.' He bemoans those who lack proper 'knowledge of history' and frequently quotes or references weighty historical and literary sources like Beowulf: 'Dangerously close to going full 'fine, I'll do it myself' and just learning Old English to translate Beowulf for myself.' His eclectic brilliance and contrariness also align well with Ravenclaw's individualistic streak.
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Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin's 'Immigrant Song' feels like the perfect anthemic embodiment of this user's historical warrior obsessions and masculinecelebratory tone. Its lyrics of 'crush the disobedient' align with his appreciation for naked martial brutality, as seen in quotes like 'Give me naked Beowulf wrestling a monster or give me death.' The boastful yet poetic Viking imagery of 'hammer of the gods' would resonate with his view of noble savagery. And the heavy, primal musical bravado captures his alternating tones of irreverent humor and intense sincerity toward his passions.
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