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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Theatrical: They write with stage directions and dramatic beats — e.g. '(a sudden shift in demeanour, eyeing his opponent.)' — showing an intentional, performative flair.
- Playful: Frequent jokes like 'if you laugh you go to heaven' and antics such as 'first one to rt my temp pinned gets a kiss' show a light, mischievous approach to social media.
- Empathetic: Tender lines such as 'All I want is to go lie down .. 🌀*' and small kindnesses like offering to split lunch indicate emotional attunement to others.
- Observant: They notice nuance in scenes and people — 'for a man as perceptive as shin, it doesn’t take him long to realise benny is 𝒅runk' — and act accordingly.
- Community‑oriented: They engage followers directly through calls to RTs, tags, and collaborative posts like 'hypnotises @sonripuppet into writing them with me', showing a desire to involve others.
Weaknesses:
- Defensive: Snide retorts like 'I don’t think you understand. If I knew there were rules, I would have followed them' suggest a quickness to bristle when cornered.
- Drama‑prone: Exaggerated reactions — 'THAT GOAT IS TRYING TO KILL ME' — reveal a tendency to escalate situations for effect.
- Flaky: Switching between being deeply involved and 'i’m leaving' or 'why is everyone going offline' hints at inconsistent availability or attention.
- Possessive teasing: Lines like 'at least you acknowledge you’re one of my boyfriends' mix affection with possessiveness that could be misread or sting.
- Overperforming: The constant theatrical framing (multiple parenthetical actions and stylised markers) can sometimes mask sincerity and make literal reading harder for new followers.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Bob is theatrical, literate in his dramatics, and performs villainy with flourish — similar to Shin’s cadence full of stage directions and performative snark (e.g., '(the kick cuts him off sharply...)'). Both relish melodrama and the art of the scene rather than bluntness, and both enjoy being the center of an elaborate, slightly absurd narrative.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Introverted (I): the account expresses internal scenes and private comforts often ('All I want is to go lie down .. 🌀*', 'peace and quiet 🩵*') rather than broadcasting extroverted bragging. Intuitive (N): they inhabit imagined verses and meta goals like 'my goal in life is to be the shin tsukimi of every verse ever', showing imaginative, abstract thinking. Feeling (F): their tweets are emotionally charged and empathetic — offering lunch, worrying about others’ comfort, or getting wounded by perceived slights ('Did I step out of line .ᐣ* — 💧'). Perceiving (P): their playstyle is spontaneous and fluid — switching scenes, adopting multiple partners, impulsive jokes like 'THAT GOAT IS TRYING TO KILL ME.' Together, these qualities — introspective, idealistic, emotionally expressive, and improvisational — align with INFP, supported by lines such as 'I didn’t think I was //that\ gloomy' and 'I’m sick of kris and that anthropomorphic bird.'
Some pickup lines for you
- 'You can have my scarf if you promise to nuzzle into it with me later — consider it a warm bribe.'
- 'First to RT my temp pinned gets a kiss — but you can skip the RT if you bring cookies. Fair trade?'
- 'Are you a talking goat? Because the moment you appeared I lost my composure and considered fleeing — which is code for: you’ve bewitched me.'
- 'I’ll split my lunch with you and call you by name — that’s practically marriage in my verse. So, interested?'
- 'Dark mode or light mode? Choose dark and I’ll stay up with you. Choose light and I’ll pretend to glare, then pull you into my scarf.'
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Shin Tsukimi — trans man • cozy scarf energy • dark‑mode aesthetic • theatrical roleplayer (polyverse wanderer) • I’ll roast you, then offer you my lunch • DMs (for RP collabs & chaos)– @weakestodds
Your signature cocktail
Scarf & Shadow
The 'Scarf & Shadow' mirrors Shin’s dark aesthetic and soft undercurrent: the black vodka nods to 'Dark mode is just objectively better', elderflower softens into tender sweetness like their quieter lines ('All I want is to go lie down .. 🌀*'), and lemon adds a sharp, teasing kick matching their snark ('You can’t always get what you want'). The lemon twist mimics the habit of tucking a scarf — small, stylish, and comforting.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Shin fits Slytherin because of a strategic, self‑protective social style and a flair for subtle manipulation when it serves them; they tell someone to 'throw him off my scent' and use distance deliberately: 'placing some much needed distance between them.' Their sarcasm and ambition for influence (engaging followers, owning a distinct aesthetic) line up with Slytherin traits. They’re not brutish but they are cunning, adaptable, and social‑savvy rather than simply idealistic or purely academic.
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Mad World - Gary Jules
Its melancholic, theatrical mood pairs with Shin’s alternation of sardonic lines and quiet vulnerability — think 'All I want is to go lie down .. 🌀*' and 'I didn’t think I was //that\ gloomy.' The song’s wistful tone mirrors their dark‑mode aesthetic and sensitive undercurrent beneath the teasing, sarcastic surface.
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